I witness a miracle today bros
>be me, finishing delivering for fed ex for the day
>cooking down the road listening to time dillon
>see a car pull out from a stop sign hard into the opposite lane
>he hits a motorcyclist, hard
>man on motorcycle flies, unironically, 40 FUCKING FEET across the road into the ditch
>stop van, get out and go over to him
>other people already calling 911
>fuck okay well I guess I should call my boss
>the sounds he's making are fucking horrific, like he'd been knocked completely retarded, just low pitched loud groans
>yeah he's fucking done, probably better off dead
>no helmet
>EMTs show up
>this fucking dude is standing up
>here him say in a totally normal voice "can someone turn off my bike" then sit back down
if anything in my day had lead to me being less than half a second further down the road in time he would have went through my windshield or into the side of my van. It was fucking nuts.