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Anonymous ID:brVkvoFF Sat 04 Dec 2021 22:32:46 No.13979923 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13979938 >>13980180 >>13980285

What made everyone in ancient times so jacked?

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ogey !rrat/IePOg ID:OkJfCUBS Sat 04 Dec 2021 22:33:18 No.13979933 Report

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no hamburgers

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Anonymous ID:rwxuucs5 Sat 04 Dec 2021 22:33:28 No.13979936 Report

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they had better gym ethic

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Anonymous ID:e2Q5iB1z Sat 04 Dec 2021 22:33:51 No.13979938 Report

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>>13979923
They greeks had developed an understanding of human biology and musculature, and when creating these sculptures they would simply exaggerate every muscle to create a "heroic" look.

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Anonymous ID:ixv2GMLo Sat 04 Dec 2021 22:36:45 No.13979960 Report

Quoted By: >>13979983 >>13979984

Statues don't reflect the physique of ancient people, they are idealized depictions of characters found in epic poems - Laocoon in your pic was a legendary priest of Poseidon who got bitten by a snake sent by Athena for attempting to reveal the secret of the Trojan Horse to the Trojans

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Anonymous ID:rwxuucs5 Sat 04 Dec 2021 22:40:16 No.13979983 Report

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>>13979960
why does he have such a tiny penis though

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Anonymous ID:brVkvoFF Sat 04 Dec 2021 22:40:25 No.13979984 Report

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>>13979960
But this applied to more normal people too like socrates, every depiction of him was as an old man but ripped to shreds
I'd like to think it was a more strenuous society back then considering most ancient empires were agriculture societies

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Anonymous ID:8ZkUYv/l Sat 04 Dec 2021 22:42:16 No.13979996 Report

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>>13979983
people would break the penises off statues to use them as virility charms so they tried to minimize the possibility

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Anonymous ID:l6OxMylA Sat 04 Dec 2021 22:42:51 No.13980002 Report

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boredom probably led them to exercise more.

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Anonymous ID:lSlJ7v/d Sat 04 Dec 2021 22:44:22 No.13980009 Report

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>>13979996
I do this

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Anonymous ID:brVkvoFF Sat 04 Dec 2021 22:44:45 No.13980012 Report

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>>13979996
it's just as easy to break off a small one though, they may as well have gone full bbc

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Anonymous ID:ixv2GMLo Sat 04 Dec 2021 22:47:00 No.13980023 Report

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>>13979984
Like I said, the Greeks tended to emphasize physical features in sculpture, compare their art to the more realistic Roman and Etruscan sculpture like pic related.

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Anonymous ID:CAHdVRQN Sat 04 Dec 2021 23:20:59 No.13980180 Report

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>>13979923
exercise. you fat fuck

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Anonymous ID:kI2TSHCV Sat 04 Dec 2021 23:21:31 No.13980183 Report

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>What made everyone in ancient times so 'jakked?

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Anonymous ID:4Wxu0zBE Sat 04 Dec 2021 23:34:00 No.13980255 Report

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>>13979984
You understand that most depictions of the classical age you see in textbooks are made by post renaissance painters right?

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Anonymous ID:SlsCwK9R Sat 04 Dec 2021 23:38:01 No.13980272 Report

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>>13979983
Could be bullshit, but I read in an article that small penis symbolizes civilization and control over animal urges.
This >>13979996 is the practical reason I learned in school as well though.

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Anonymous ID:lBIbDFJI Sat 04 Dec 2021 23:41:27 No.13980285 Report

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>>13979923
they didn't spend all day inside in their bedrooms shitposting and eating cheetos

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Anonymous ID:ykuTtqq/ Sun 05 Dec 2021 00:09:14 No.13980612 Report

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>>13979983
Most of the art is pretty accurate, especially if you're in a heroic pose engaged in something physical. Workout bros know the post-workout 1-2" stumpkin. Average flaccid penis is like 3 inches. Most dudes who post flaccid cock do the pre-picture fluff.

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