The arume have invaded earth. You are with the resistance now, and must work with your team to defeat them. This game’s outcome will be based off of how effective your rolls are, and how smart you can be. Rolls are calculated by the two last digits of your post. If the two last digits of your post is 71, then your actual roll would be 17 since we flip the two numbers. The higher the roll the higher the chances of your post being successful. Dubs is considered the highest roll however, and if you waste your dubs you can store it in a dubs bank, but you can only store one dubs at a time. Trips, quads and so on, will be the have the same exact effect as dubs, to avoid being too OP. The rolls are dependant on the situation though. For example if you are facing an army of arume up front with no cover. a 98 or dubs is not going to save you. So be smart with your actions. This is the same for the lower rolls. So they won’t be counted for menial actions. If you are talking to another player in the game then your roll will have no effect, they only have effect when you are talking with an npc. If you die in the game you cannot respawn till next thread, and you will have to choose a new character to play with and start over. This is so you don’t do stupid shit. If you’re new to these threads then i suggest going to the links below so you can get caught up on the story.
Master
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Red is the location of the resistance base. Green is where bill is. More information will be added in later threads, should you uncover anything. Your starting equipment will be determined by your first roll in this thread, so make it count. Each anon will start in the resistance base for this thread.
Master
Dan Quake
>>1400111 >he wakes up in his bed >he had a headache >he gets out of bed and walks outside his room, to see what is going on Master
>>1400215 (last thread left off when you were outside of kyko's room at night. you convinced the guard to leave and were on your way to get the key. so we'll start from there)
Kang Alberto
>>1400111 >A Kang by the name of Alberto Barbosa Appears in the base AYO WE BRIN SUM WHITE WYMMIN IN THIS SHEEIZ AND SOME WUTARMELON AND WE BE PARTYIN ALL NIGHT NIGGUH
>He Rolls for Equipment Dan Quake
>>1400243 >he puts on a dark mask that seals his identity >he walks slowly into kyoko's room >he sneaks up to kyoko, reaching his hand at the necklace and grabbing it Master
>>1400246 64
you get a an okay rifle
"i'm sorry what was your name?" a soldier asks
Master
Kang Alberto
>>1400298 ''HOW DON' T YOU KNOW MAH NAME CRACKA PUSSIBOY? I'M KANG ALBERTO BARBOSA KANG OF THE MOORTUGUESE CALIPHATE AND SOON TO BE CALIPH OF THE BARBOSA CALIPHATE SO YOU WATCH YOUR TONE WITH ME PUSSYBOY ASS CRACKA''
Master
>>1400296 69
as you reach for the necklace kyoko wakes up and grabs your hand, she pulls out her gun that was next to her and points it at you.
"oh dan *sigh* that mask... you scared me"
she puts down the gun
"i knew you like me!"
she smiles, and you can tell she's drunk
"good idea bringing the mask... they won't know it's you."
Master
>>1400346 64
the soldiers laugh a bit
"whatever man, we could always use more soldiers..."
Dan Quake
>>1400351 >he pulls up his mask and looks at kyoko like shes crazy >he whispers What do you mean by that?
>he looks to the side, nervous, thinking of how much this will delay the plan >he thinks that he needs to get himself out of this situation Kang Alberto
>>1400377 ''YA BETTER FEAR ME CRACKA PUSSYBOY OR ELSE YOUR WIFE MIGHT GET BLACKED PUNK ASS BITCH''
Master
>>1400401 10
she pulls you close on her bed from your arm that she was holding on to
"no need to play hard to get dan. we both know why you're here..."
she's obviously not going to let you go
>>1400409 90
the soldiers are a little intimidated.
a man comes up to you, a gray haired man in his 50s
"so you want to join the resistance huh? where did you come from? how did you survive out there so long?"
Kang Alberto
>>1400491 ''ARE THERE WHITE WYMMIN IN THIS RESISTANCE''?
Master
>>1400510 01
a soldier comes up and punches you in the gut, you fall to your knees
"you better show some respect around here."
the older man says
"dimitri! he's new. let him at least learn the ropes first"
the older man helps you up
"my name's willhelm."
Dan Quake
>>1400491 >he is hoping the scientist arume would show up to solve this >in the mean time he is thinking of a way to get out >he notices the bed is pretty comfy Nice bed.
>he then snaps out of it H-Hey, uh, I was in the wrong room.
>he laughs nervously Kang Alberto
>>1400571 ''OUCH CRACKA THAT HURT.ANYWAY,ARE THERE ANY WYMMIN AROUND HERE?,WHITE FOR PREFERENCE''
Master
>>1400571 the older man said "dimitri he's new" not you better show respect"*
>>1400593 39
she can sense your nervousness
"i know your nervous..."
she stuffs your face in her large breasts, if you try to talk it'll be muffled
"can i ask you something... about aki..."
>>1400639 93
willhelm responds
"women or no women it shouldn't matter... we are the resistance, and we can worry about women after this war... but yes there are white women here"
Dan Quake
>>1400687 >he raises his head up >he is panting and blushing What do you want to know about aki?
Kang Alberto
>>1400687 AYOOOO CRACKA THEN I'M IN,WE GONNA BE KILLIN DEEZ ALIENS THEN WE'LL BE FUCKIN WHITE WYMMIN AND BE PARTIN IN DIS SHIZ ALL NIGHT
Master
>>1400724 "did she ever say why she left?"
her tone starts to get a little sad
"she was always the tough one and i was always the softer one. i don't understand why she left... when we were kids living on the street... she always took care of me..."
>>1400757 "haha! that's the spirit!"
he pats you on the back
"hmm what should your first mission be?"
Kang Alberto
>>1400836 ''WHAT ABOUT MAKING THE RESISTANCE GROW BY OTHER MEANS UNLIKE RECRUITION IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN HEHEHEHEH LIKE BBC IN WHITE WYMMIN YA KNOW? HEHEHEHEHE
Dan Quake
>>1400836 >he shakes his head No. I don't think so. Some times, people just know when they have to leave, even when there's no reason. The thought that you were the softer one was kind of funny to me. You don't seem like a soft individual, but hey, I don't judge.
>he shrugs, and he thinks about how life would be like on the arume home world, being one of the only free men on the planet Master
>>1400908 "we would try to recruit people... that is if anyone is alive here... the arume shoot people on sight there's no negotiating with them right now... now that i think about it... we do have an engineer that we captured and we haven't thoroughly interrogated her yet... why don't you and dimitri go do that now?"
>>1400921 12
"well i used to be the softer one... it was after we became soldiers that i grew tougher and she grew softer... man we were good at killing back then... she quickly climbed the ranks and became a commander, and i became a general. we were famous her and i. and then one day she got up and left..."
you can see that she's about to tear up
"enough of that lets get back to you and i."
she takes off her necklace and puts it on the side table
Kang Alberto
>>1401063 AYO BOOIIIII INTERROGATION IS MAH THING CMON CRACKA LES GET SUM INFORMATION OUT OF THESE SPACE HOES
Dan Quake
>>1401063 >he looks at kyoko while he is blushing This... this isn't my first time, maybe I'm too unpure for you.
Master
>>1401128 dimitri: "you seem a little to excited..."
you both walk in the room
you see the engineer is not tied up, only the door was locked
engineer: "umm hello?"
>>1401153 35
"unpure? if you knew the stuff i've done you would think of me as way worse than unpure haha..."
she pulls you in closer. it will fade to black now if you do not resist
Kang Alberto
>>1401264 >BREAK OPEN THE DOOR AYO THIS IS THE KANG POLICE YOU GOTTA STAY SILENT IF YOU DON'T WANNA ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO YOU
DMITRI MAH NIGGA TIE HER UP
Anonymous
i> Is not a 14 year old man> Cousins' cottage in Sipoo > Cousins 14v and 16v, both girls, both really nice and beautiful > Spend a day thinking comfortable, walking in a sponge, etc. > Give yourself a good impression (guess?) > Evening sauna > Nudity is a natural thing, but a mixed one > The penis moves from the idea with cousins from naked to light standby (it does not look like an erection, but the size became more brilliant) > Sauna properly, go swimming between the sea naked > Change your cousins with puzzling glances and smiles, but no one is saying anything yet > Both my cousins and their cousins get enough steam and go to pick up wine and light up the grill > Me and two incredible cousins in the sauna naked side by side > At this point the hardening control fell and my hell started to horror to express my view that the cousins were 5/5 > I rushed and tried to cover up > Cousins biting little, but they say nothing, they start to show their own anatomical specialties > "Do you want to touch the moon" > Susanna seal of approval and move your hand towards dots > "Can I get to touh the sun?" > Fsst a tight place, do not really know what to answer > Suddenly your dad appears in the sauna > This is now a state of emergency, cousin's go to sleep here > Cousins leave and daddy fuck for stove semi-solid cakes > Toss you to your belly to lie down on the pan > "Push now to your back, boy" > Okay, dad > The dog is ejaculated on your back > Father rubs it on your back and asks, "Do you like the boy you love" > Yes if that's the truth, I'm not so terribly > "I did not sleep, I thought you did not like it" > Never talk about freaks with your dad
Dan Quake
>>1401264 >doesn't resist >goes with the flow >proceeds with foreplay Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 22:55:02 No. 1401331 Report Kang Alberto
Master
>>1401299 dubs
she screams at the top of her lungs
dimitri ties her up
she is intimidated and will be easier to question
dimitri: he whispers "so what's the plan?"
>>1401321 you both do it. since it's a low roll you both fall asleep. you wake up in the morning and see that the key is still on the dresser, and she is still asleep.
>>1401331 you wake up in the commanders bed. she is still sleeping
Kang Alberto
>>1401381 Alright Dmitri Sorry if we've got on the wrong foot here but do you have a pistol? 9mm would do the Trick
Master
>>1401393 39
"what are you planning man? we shouldn't hurt her, one of our men has taken a liking to her... one of our best soldiers"
Kang Alberto
>>1401418 Are you the one in charge of this interrogation?
That's what i thinked now give me your pistol or i will use my rifle
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:01:31 No. 1401440 Report >>1401381 >Get up, making sure not to wake her Anonymous
Private Toucan
>>1401381 >Toucan wakes up with a roaring headache. There are beer bottles all over the place Master
>>1401430 03
"actually i am in charge of this interrogation... don't do anything you'll regret."
>>1401440 04
as you get up, she wakes up along with you. and grabs you.
"you better not tell anyone about this"
>>1401464 willhelm: "you finally woke up... it's about time, the day has already started!"
Kang Alberto
>>1401454 Alright Dmitri sorry if i insulted you but please let me borrow your pistol,I'm gonna end this interrogation with no Wounds or Casualties,you just gotta trust me
Private Toucan
>>1401552 "Yeah Hoss, just give me a minute."
>Goes to the bathroom and unleashes the floodgates "What do you need, Hoss?"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:08:44 No. 1401608 Report >>1401552 "No problem, I'm going out to get some stuff done. I'll be out of the base for a bit."
Bog Cultist
>Wake up on the floor, surrounded by Bog Brother pics
Master
>>1401596 69
"*sigh* alright fine..." he gives you his pistol
>>1401600 dubs
you can save that shit
"i need you to go deliver some food to bill, he's been a huge help to us."
>>1401608 80
"okay... be safe!"
Master
>>1401610 01
you are naked, no weapons, and a paper cut in the tip of your penis
Master
Bog Cultist
>>1401648 Oh shit.
>I scream for help Kang Alberto
>>1401632 ALRIGHT HOE WHO IS YOUR COMMANDER WHERE IS THE BASE AND HOW DO WE GET IN THERE?
TELL ME EVERYTHING OR I'MM GONNA POP YA
Private Toucan
>>1401632 "Sure thing, Hoss."
>Toucan takes the supplies and heads on his way to Bill's >>1401610 >First roll >01 >Pic related Anonymous
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>>1400111 autism is strong in this lanka
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:14:35 No. 1401727 Report >>1401632 >He nods >Get dressed and head out to see Bill Master
>>1401666 trips
you are outside the resistance, a member hears your scream
"are you alright?"
he gives you some clothes and puts a bandaid on your dick
>>1401691 you hear jeremy is going too, so you wait for him
Private Toucan
>>1401749 >>1401727 "Come on Jerry, we don't have all day!"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:18:11 No. 1401804 Report >>1401773 *Adjusts eye-patch*
"I'm ready now."
Anonymous
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>>1401804 *adjusts autism*
Bog Cultist
>>1401749 >Try and find the mess hall Private Toucan
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>>1401804 >Toucan sees that Jeremy is ready and he starts to head out. Master
>>1401773 >>1401804 you both go to see bill, when you reach there you see that he is not there.
>>1401677 dubs
"w-well if you're talking about the base, then it's the airship... it's constantly moving so i can't tell you the exact location... as for the commander her name is kita..."
dimitri: "we already know all this..."
he looks to the engineer
"we found these auto lock pistols on some dead arume... how do they work and are all the arume equipped with them now?"
engineer: "oh that's a prototype... you just aim in the direction of the target and the bullet should slightly follow them... i don't know if they adjusted it for only arume to use yet..."
>>1401830 you find the mess hall
Bog Cultist
>>1401851 >Go up to the nearest cook and demand all the pork fat she can supply Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:22:59 No. 1401885 Report >>1401851 "Hmm, something's off..."
>Take a look around Private Toucan
>>1401851 >Toucan puts the supplies on the counter "Ay Bill, You here!?"
>>1401885 "What do you mean? It seems fine."
Kang Alberto
>>1401851 HOW DO WE ENTER THE AIRSHIP?
Master
>>1401876 67
the cook is an old italian man with a pot belly
"pork fat? what for?"
>>1401885 58
you look around... everything seems to be in the proper place...
>>1401904 40
you hear no response
>>1401929 92
"w-well you would take a smaller airship up to the bigger one..."
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:28:30 No. 1401994 Report >>1401904 >>1401953 "Come with me Toucan, I might know where he is."
>Go to the area where we trained with Foster Kang Alberto
>>1401953 AND WHERE CAN WE FIND THIS SMALLER AIRSHIP?
Anonymous
>>1401953 "Commander's orders. Can I get the pork fat in a crate too please? Thanks."
Bog Cultist
Private Toucan
>>1401953 >>1401994 >Toucan follows Jeremy Anonymous
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>>1400111 >ala-aste >2000-luvun alku, meno vitun dippi :D (inb4 -94 jonne) >samassa koulussa kehitysvammaisten osasto, jossa noin 15-19 vuotiaita vammasia >vammaset ovat rakentaneet hienon ja suuren lumilinnan mihin he majoittuvat aina välituntisin >mietimme miten ali-ihmiset ovat voineet rakentaa jotain niin hienoa >5-luokkalaiset kummioppilaamme eivät diilaa tämän kanssa >muodostamme vastarintaliikkeen vammasten sortovaltaa vastaan >La resistance lives on saatana! >annoimme liikkeellemme nimeksi "Helvetin perkeleet" >Helvetin perkeleiden ensimmäinen salakokous pidetään koulumme metsässä, suuren männyn ja nokkoskivikon luona (siinä kasvaa kesäisin vitusti nokkosia) >kokoukseen ilmautui kaikki 5-luokan pojat, sekä minun lisäksi kolme muuta ekaluokkalaista >sovimme, että hyökkäämme jo ensi välkällä vammasten kimppuun ilman sodanjulistusta, ja levitämme sanaa eteenpäin Helvetin perkeleistä>ala-aste >2000-luvun alku, meno vitun dippi :D (inb4 -94 jonne) >samassa koulussa kehitysvammaisten osasto, jossa noin 15-19 vuotiaita vammasia >vammaset ovat rakentaneet hienon ja suuren lumilinnan mihin he majoittuvat aina välituntisin >mietimme miten ali-ihmiset ovat voineet rakentaa jotain niin hienoa >5-luokkalaiset kummioppilaamme eivät diilaa tämän kanssa >muodostamme vastarintaliikkeen vammasten sortovaltaa vastaan >La resistance lives on saatana! >annoimme liikkeellemme nimeksi "Helvetin perkeleet" >Helvetin perkeleiden ensimmäinen salakokous pidetään koulumme metsässä, suuren männyn ja nokkoskivikon luona (siinä kasvaa kesäisin vitusti nokkosia) >kokoukseen ilmautui kaikki 5-luokan pojat, sekä minun lisäksi kolme muuta ekaluokkalaista >sovimme, että hyökkäämme jo ensi välkällä vammasten kimppuun ilman sodanjulistusta, ja levitämme sanaa eteenpäin Helvetin perkeleistä>in perkeleistä Master
>>1401994 >>1402034 49
you don't see him, but you do see a single shell on the ground. the ground is a bit more ruffed up, the dirt i mean.
>>1401995 59
"i don't know, they usually use it for attacks and transport. and then they take the small airships back onto the bigger one..."
>>1402010 01
"commanders orders! bullshit!"
he hits you with a big wooden spoon repeatedly
"tell me now why you want it! before i report you to the commander"
Kang Alberto
>>1402112 LAST CHANCE
>LOADS PISTOL Private Toucan
>>1402112 >Toucan goes and inspects the shell and the ground Bog Cultist
>>1402112 >Run away crying Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:38:40 No. 1402193 Report >>1402112 >>1402164 "I'll take a look around."
>Check out the surrounding area, look for footsteps or any other clues Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:39:07 No. 1402205 Report Quoted By:
Master
>>1402154 "ah! i don't know where you can find one! you would have to hijack one that's on patrol"
>>1402164 the shell is still slightly warm
it must've been shot recently
>>1402193 39
you don't see any footprints, but you do find something interesting. it seems there are bullet holes in a tree
Master
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>>1402187 78
"fuckin crazy guy... he's funny at least"
he doesn't stop you
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:42:39 No. 1402276 Report >>1402246 >Check em out, are they from an arume gun? Private Toucan
>>1402193 >>1402246 >I try to signal Jeremy that an enemy could be nearby trying not to make any sound >Start to creep around looking for any signs of life Kang Alberto
>>1402246 DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE NUMBER OF AIRSHIPS ON THEIR PATROLS AND THE TIME THEY PATROL?
COULD YOU TELL ME WHEN THEY'RE MOST VULNERABLE TO ATTACK?
A cat
>Walk into the interrogation room
Bog Cultist
> Go inside a bathroom stall to plan out my next move
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:45:54 No. 1402326 Report Master
>>1402276 67
yes
up on the tree looks like a single shell on a branch
>>1402294 49
there is no footprints or anything. making everything even more suspicious
>>1402308 80
the engineer sees you and lights up
>>1402295 "no i don't know... i'm just an engineer, not a soldier. also i was captured a while ago so i don't know what they've been up to recently"
>>1402319 91 you are in the stall
A cat
>>1402350 >Hop into the engineer's lap and start purring Private Toucan
>>1402326 >>1402350 >Toucan walks over to Jeremy "I don't like this. I can't find anything other than that one shell."
Kang Alberto
>>1402350 LAST CHANCE BEFORE I PAINT THIS ROOM A NEW COLOR
>Shoot one time into the air Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:50:09 No. 1402411 Report >>1402350 >Climb the tree up to the branch >Sit on the branch >See if I have a line of sight on the area we found the first shell Bog Cultist
>>1402350 >Start creating the Bogdanoff Bible out of toilet paper Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:51:39 No. 1402433 Report >>1402386 "Check that."
>He points to the shots on the tree Private Toucan
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>>1402433 >Toucan looks at it and comes to the conclusion that Jeremy did, then looks into the tree to see what Jeremy is doing. Master
>>1402384 48
she is a bit startled
>>1402407 70
she screams again, she starts crying
"i honestly don't know! i'm just an engineer!"
dimitri: "she is probably right. how could she know... we are done here."
>>1402411 it looks like a comfortable spot. it even has some fake leaves around it
>>1402425 52
it is terribly hard to read
>>1402433 saved dubs
Kang Alberto
>>1402473 NO DMITRI WE ARE NOT DONE SHE IS OBVIOUSLY LYING
CAN'T YOU SEE IN HER EYES? AN ENGINEER IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN THE PATROLS ARRIVE TO DO THE MAITENANCE ON THE SHIPS AND TO DEPLOY ONCE THEY'RE READY SHE'S LYING AND BOTH YOU AND ME KNOW IT
A cat
>>1402473 >Meow at her to try and convince her to tell Alberto all that she knows about the Arume military Master
>>1402507 70
"umm actually i just work on weapons... i don't fix the ships"
dimitri: "see..."
Bog Cultist
>>1402473 Declare myself pope of my newly created religion of "Bogormonism". Walk out of the bathroom and ask the nearest soldier if he has the time for a discussion
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Wed 12 Jul 2017 23:58:40 No. 1402538 Report >>1402473 "Looks like there was a shootout. Judging by the arume shots below here... They wanted to kill whoever was here."
>Jumps down from the tree Private Toucan
>>1402538 "You think Bill was ambushed out here by the arumes and dragged off somewhere?"
>Toucan rubs his chin thoughtfully Master
>>1402527 72
she holds you tight because she is scared (she already told him everything she knows)
>>1402537 73
soldier: "sure what's up?"
>>1402538 83 as you jump down you notice a weird sound when you hit the floor.
Kang Alberto
>>1402528 Dmitri you gotta be kidding me if you believe in this bullshit
>Get close to him and whisper ''I'm not shooting her i'm just installing fear in her so she talks,can't you see you're creating trouble when she cold talk more?''
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:01:26 No. 1402595 Report >>1402570 "But I'm wondering why he would've been here alone..."
>>1402576 "What was that?"
>Check out the floor A cat
>>1402576 >Ask her to upgrade my armor and weapons in cat Master
>>1402595 59
you see there is a hidden trap door there, it's covered in grass and well hidden
it leads down to a small tunnel and goes in the direction back to the surplus store
>>1402603 30 try harder
Master
>>1402579 97
"alright... remember she designs weapons not ships"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:05:11 No. 1402656 Report >>1402629 "Let's stick together Toucan, we don't know if there are any arume around..."
>Head down the tunnel looking for any clues A cat
Bogorrmonism Pope
>>1402576 >Tell him all about "Bogormonism". Show him the Bog Bible and convince him that we only have a chance against the Arume if we worship the Bogdanoff Twins Private Toucan
>>1402595 "I didn't hear anything"
>Check the floor with Jeremy anyway >>1402629 >>1402656 "Oh shit, a secret tunnel..."
>Toucan gets excited and follows Jeremy down the tunel Kang Alberto
>>1402655 DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANY SUPER WEAPON OR SECRET PROJECT YOUR KIND IS MAKING? AND IF YOU DO DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT?
>Show my gun to see that i'm not fucking around Master
>>1402656 >>1402686 65 you see some blood in the tunnel, fresh
>>1402662 26
she hugs you tight she is scared of the black man
>>1402677 dubs
you now have one follower
"whoooooooooooah that's insane bro, my names jones what's yours?"
>>1402686 >>1402699 dubs
"umm well. i've worked on many weapons including that autolock one when it was just a fresh idea..."
since it's dubs she will listen to which gun you want
A cat
>>1402729 >Tries harder to make this bitch make me some good weapons and armor Private Toucan
>>1402729 >Toucan keeps pressing onward into the tunnel Kang Alberto
>>1402729 I WANT A GUN CAPABLE OF DESTROYING SHIPS AND A GUN SIMILAR TO A ASSAULT RIFLE THAT AUTOLOCKS ON MY TARGET
CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME?
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:12:02 No. 1402768 Report >>1402729 "Fresh blood, I don't like where this is going..."
>Follow the blood Master
>>1402745 54
try eben harder
>>1402757 >>1402768 75
as you follow the tunnel the blood follows you.
at the end you find bill, he is unconscious but not dead.
>>1402759 95
"yes! yes! i can do that for you! but i would need some proper equipment... i'm gonna need an arume computer, they are specially built for programming our guns, i can't use a normal one. so if you get me that i can make you the autolocking rifle! for the gun capable of destroying ships something similar to an rpg but the explosion gives off a field of electricity frying some of the systems... if you keep firing it should ware the ship down and force it to land, i'll also need the computer for that..."
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:17:03 No. 1402836 Report >>1402729 "Call me, Pope Pickle the 1st, and your new, holy name is Bognes. Come with me, we have to spread the Gospel.
>Go to the restroom and try to convert any one who comes in with Bognes. Master
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>>1402836 63
the other soldiers aren't as gullible as jones.
"get away from me you fag!" a soldier says
A cat
Kang Alberto
>>1402831 Do you have one of these in the base Dmitri?
And if we don't have were can i find one?
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:20:04 No. 1402892 Report >>1402831 "Shit. I'll bandage his wounds Toucan, you look around for anything that might give us an idea of what happened."
>Tear off one of my trouser legs and try to bandage his wounds Private Toucan
>>1402892 >Toucan gives Jeremy whatever medical equipment he has >>1402831 >Search for anything usefully or informative Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:22:25 No. 1402926 Report >Go to the commander and see if he'll allow us to spread the word openly without persecution
Kang Alberto
>>1402926 >Kang Alberto Converts to Borgonism and asks the pope if he can become white Master
>>1402880 08
you try so hard you shit a little on the engineer.
"ah what have you done you naughty cat!"
she wipes the shit off
"you must've been scared of the negroid to huh?"
>>1402887 78
"we don't have one no... we could try and find one though"
he looks to the engineer
"where can we find one of those?"
engineer: "usually arume bases have them to routinely check weapons... there might be one at the older base that you guys destroyed... or it might be broken like the rest of the base..."
>>1402892 you bandage him up, he's still unconscious and has lost a lot of blood
>>1402914 41
you see that he has his sniper with him, and he ran out of ammo. he probably escaped through the tunnel because of that.
>>1402926 commander: "what? what are you talking about?"
A cat
>>1402961 >I leap out of her lap and jump on Alberto's shoulder Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:27:07 No. 1402990 Report >>1402961 Explain the good Bogormonism word and try to convert him.
>>1402947 "Depends, will you use your newfound Race for the glory of the Bogs?"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:27:11 No. 1402993 Report >>1402961 >>1402914 "Let's take him back up to his hideout. We can work out what happened later."
>Take Bill down the tunnel to his store Private Toucan
>>1402961 >Take the sniper for safe keeping and look for anything else Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:27:51 No. 1403001 Report Quoted By:
Kang Alberto
>>1402990 Yes i will oh mighty Pope
>Rolls to become white Kang Alberto
>>1402961 Hey Dmitri Friend looks like we've got ourselves a new mission
>Untie the Arume Thank for your cooperation now we will be off from here
>Leaves to the Old Base with Dmitri Master
>>1402989 98 you are on his shoulder
>>1402990 09
"get the fuck out of here! i have no time for this shit!"
>>1402993 >>1402998 as you head back through the tunnel you see another trap door
you hear voices though... female voices
"where did they go? they were here a minute ago..."
"i don't know... after the one got off the tree they both disappeared..."
"hmm that's strange, they both disappeared... go check that place out again."
>>1403002 20 still black as a nigger
>>1403014 you head over to the destroyed arume base... except it's been a while since you've been there, and there are new arume there. not as many as before, but about 7 or 8. the base is still damaged so they are busy repairing it. but they also look like they are prepared for combat
A cat
>>1403072 >Use cat magic to make Alberto less black Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:36:21 No. 1403109 Report >>1403072 >Whisper "They?... Don't tell me Foster was there as well..."
>Set Bill down >Look at Toucan "They've found Bills place, we shouldn't let them escape with this information."
Private Toucan
>>1403072 >ohshitnigga >Toucan looks at Jeremy and whispers "We could drop a grenade right on top of them. They would never see it coming and they have no where to grab cover."
Private Toucan
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:38:18 No. 1403138 Report >>1403072 >Go to the mess hall with Bognes and sit at a table in the corner. Start questioning Bognes to find out if he has any special abilities gifted to him by his conversion to help convert Bogormonism. Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:39:22 No. 1403152 Report >>1403110 "We can't do that, they're in the middle of Bills' hideout. There's too much useful gear in there... We could pop out of the trap door and try to surprise them, but we don't know how many are there... Fuck, and we still don't know who else they found..."
>Jeremy puts his head in his hands Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:40:13 No. 1403162 Report Quoted By:
>>1403138 this was a mess.
>*if he had any special abilities gifted to him by the Bogs after his conversion Kang Alberto
>>1403072 Hide and plan how to enter with Dmitri
(Gonna be AFK For a while)
Private Toucan
>>1403152 "Hey calm down man, I won't do it if you think it's a bad idea."
>Toucan is still whispering "We'll let em leave, it's fine."
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:43:19 No. 1403197 Report Quoted By:
>>1403185 "No, they've found his hideout. We gotta take em'..."
Master
>>1403108 80
he is now ice cube black
>>1403109 >>1403110 01
you hear an echo across the tunnel where you came from. the arume have entered the tunnel.
>>1403138 83
jones: "i think i do have a power, ever since i converted... i feel heavier."
(there's no powers in this game)
>>1403183 ok
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:44:57 No. 1403212 Report >>1403203 "Not. Good."
>Cock my rifle "You got that grenade Toucan?"
A cat
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>>1403203 >Make Alberto even less black Private Toucan
>>1403203 "Oh shit, you hear that?"
>Toucan tries to ready his rifle for combat in the tunnel (I'm not sure how cramped we are, like vietnam tunnel cramped or is it bigger?) >>1403212 "Yep, you want me to use it now?"
>Toucan grabs the grenade off his belt Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:48:39 No. 1403269 Report >>1403203 "HAHA PERFECT"
>Go around the mess hall and try to convert people using Bognes as a living example of what the Bogs can do to help the resistance defeat the Arume Master
>>1403255 bigger. the tunnel is kinda long so it'll take them around 2 minutes to get there
>>1403269 96
one other man joins you
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:53:08 No. 1403343 Report >>1403255 "No, wait till' you see them. After the first little glimpse of movement, pull the pin and throw that fucker as hard as you can down the tunnel. Then, we burst out of the trap door above us I'll throw my stun grenade and we go up as soon as it explodes, we can kil them before they say 'fuck me is that guy missing an eye?'."
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:53:40 No. 1403351 Report >Ask him for his name
Master
Quoted By:
>>1403351 "oh m-my name i-is alex..."
he seems a bit nervous
Private Toucan
>>1403343 "Sounds like a plan, Jerome"
>>1403290 >Toucan waits until he can see the arumes down the tunnel >As soon as they're in view, Toucan pulls the pin and throws the grenade down the tunnel Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 00:56:21 No. 1403395 Report >>1403375 >As soon as Toucan throws his grenade I open the trap door and throw my stun Master
>>1403375 57
as you see the arume you throw the grenade. you don't know how many are there, and how many you killed. but you do know that you must've killed at least half of them since it exploded so near them
>>1403395 59 you're stun grenade explodes
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:00:45 No. 1403460 Report >>1403419 "Go."
>Jeremy throws himself up and through the trap door >He points his sniper at the first arume he sees >He shoots her Private Toucan
>>1403460 >>1403419 >Toucan follows right behind Jeremy and tries to cover his six Master
>>1403460 06
you miss your eye is fucked and the sniper is not good in this situation. luckily the stun grenade did its job and they still don't know what going on.
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:02:33 No. 1403492 Report A cat
>>1403479 >Upgrade my armor and weapons myself somehow Master
>>1403478 87
you see there are about 6 arume. you are able to kill two of them. they are slowly regaining their senses
>>1403492 29
you manage to shoot one in the shoulder this time
Master
>>1403501 10 you can't do shit with those paws
(you already have pretty good shit from the commander)
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:04:14 No. 1403524 Report >>1403503 "Just fuck my shit up!"
>Shoot her again Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:04:15 No. 1403525 Report >>1403479 Go to Bognes room with Jones and Alex and put the Bog Bible on actual paper.
Private Toucan
>>1403503 >Toucan shoots for the three other arumes A cat
>>1403519 >>1403503 >Walk over to where Jeremy and Toucan are Master
>>1403524 42 her arm comes off she is on the floor screaming
after bird makes his next post they will regain their senses
>>1403525 52
you do an okay job, the writing isn't that neat though
>>1403549 94
two are dead
the one regains her sense and spray her gun at you
roll over 30 to dodge, and also don't forget about the arume in the tunnel
>>1403553 (they are very far away, it'll take some time reach them)
Private Toucan
>>1403569 >Toucan tries to rush her and tackle her to the floor A cat
>>1403569 >Rolling to get there faster Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:09:56 No. 1403591 Report >>1403569 >Turn to the tunnel entrance and look down it >Take a shot at any arume if I see them Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:10:41 No. 1403599 Report >Tell Jones to use the power of the Bog Twins and write it in very fancy calligraphy.
Master
>>1403582 28 you tackle her but take a few shots in the shoulder and gut.
the arume in the tunnel are almost there
>>1403584 ROLL HARDER!
>>1403591 19
you see two of them,
you shoot but you miss, they take cover behind a box
Master
>>1403599 dubs it is very, very beautiful now
Kang Alberto
>>1403601 Alright I'm back
I roll to become white
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:13:04 No. 1403636 Report >>1403601 "Finish her Toucan! We got at least two more in the tunnel!"
>Look down there and take a shot at any that aren't in cover Private Toucan
>>1403601 >I attempt to knock her out >If I do, I make my way to the exit Master
>>1403635 53 still ice cube
>>1403636 63
one pops it's head out and you blow it off. one left on both sides
>>1403637 73
knocked out, it is hard to walk with bullet holes
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:16:26 No. 1403657 Report >>1403606 >Make copies of the Bog Bible and stand outside Jones' room, passing out the copies to see if people are more receptive now that our word looks presentable Kang Alberto
>>1403649 >I Attempt to become Very White Like Arthas from WC3 Private Toucan
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>>1403636 >>1403649 >While he's walking towards the exit, Toucan looks back at Jeremy "Come on Jerry, let's get the fuck outta here."
>Toucan walks as quickly as he can, gripping his stomach the whole way Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:18:16 No. 1403670 Report >>1403649 "I've lost enough you stupid whores! You won't take Bill from me as well!"
>Take a shot at either of the two if they show themselves >>1403637 >To Toucan "Try to contact the base over the radio, tell them Bill has been compromised and we're engaging the enemy. Patch yourself up first though, there should be some supplies around Bill place somewhere."
A cat
>>1403601 >>1403649 >Rolls harder to get there Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:21:55 No. 1403699 Report >>1403657 OP has gone afk for a bit, he'll be back soon. Just thought I'd let you know.
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:23:01 No. 1403713 Report Quoted By:
Master
>>1403666 you are as white as arthus
>>1403670 07
you get shot in the arm dropping your snipers
>>1403677 dubs you are there now
>>1403657 75
the word is very good. but these men don't give a shit about this.
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:44:33 No. 1403920 Report >>1403903 >go to the workers quarters and try to convert people there with Jones and Alex I see what you did there OP.
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:45:01 No. 1403924 Report >>1403903 "AH FUCK."
>Roll away from the tunnel entrance >Quickly look around Bills place for a bandage and a new gun, preferably an assault rifle Private Toucan
>>1403903 "Fucksake"
>Toucan turns around and tries to cover Jeremy as best he can Arthas Menethil
>>1403903 >Go to the base with Dmitri Master
>>1403920 ;)
one of them punches you in the face
"fuck off you fag!"
>>1403924 there's an assault rifle but now bandage
>>1403927 72 the arume in the tunnel is taking cover so you miss
>>1403943 (you're already there)
A cat
>>1403903 >Sneak around and get in position to strike and kill the Arumes fighting Jeremy and Toucan Master
Quoted By:
>>1404007 70
the arume in the hill doesn't see you
you manage to brutally kill the last one
Private Toucan
>>1404001 >Toucan spays more bullets at her to cover Jeremy Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:54:47 No. 1404026 Report >>1404001 >Grab the assault rifle >Look for a bandage Master
Private Toucan
>>1404028 >Toucan patches himself up Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 01:56:21 No. 1404036 Report >>1404001 Ambush some scientists in the bathroom with Alex and Jones and steal their coats and IDS
Arthas Menethil
>>1404001 >Look for the arume computer while sneaking inside the base Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:00:31 No. 1404056 Report >>1404023 >To toucan "Pull Bill out of the tunnel."
Master
>>1404026 you find a bandage
>>1404035 53
patched up
>>1404036 (we don't have scientist here...)
>>1404038 83
you leave dimitri behind
dimitri: "what are you doing idiot" he whispers
(the only entrance is the gate.) there are people at the gate. if you try to sneak in through there you will die
>>1404056 you pull him out
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:05:32 No. 1404114 Report Master
>>1404114 you manage to bandage it up
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:06:14 No. 1404121 Report >>1404104 So no scientists for the science hall? Ok
>Go to the science hall Private Toucan
>>1404104 >Toucan slings Bill over his shoulders to carry him back to base >>1404114 "You grab that arume over there when you're done."
>Toucan points to the unconscious arume Master
>>1404121 that's the arume air ship... you are at the resistance base
Master
>>1404133 dubs all of you arrive there safely
Arthas Menethil
>>1404104 Alright let me see
Dmitri i've got a favor to ask
Pick this grenade and throw it in the gate,then draw their attention and run as fast as you can and try to hide while you do this i'm gonna sneak in grab the computer and we'll redenvouz at the safe zone can you do that? I'll even let Wilhelm know of your bravery and you will be even promoted
Imagine what the commander will think about this
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:09:21 No. 1404153 Report >>1404138 I am autistic.
>Alright, um, I guess sit down in the floor, disheartened by the bad chain of events. Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:09:23 No. 1404155 Report >>1404119 >>1404133 "Will do, let me grab my rifle first."
>Grab my sniper from the tunnel >Tie the arumes hands and legs >Sling her over my shoulder and head back to base with Toucan A cat
>>1404142 >Go back to the resistance base Private Toucan
>>1404142 >>1404155 >When we get back to base, Toucan lays Bill down in a bed "What are we off to now, Jerry?"
Master
>>1404144 dubs he agrees
you will get extra luck when it is executed
dimitri awaits your signal
>>1404153 (i suggest reading the rundown from previous threads)
>>1400174 >>1404155 you arrive safely
>>1404166 you also arrive safely
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:13:41 No. 1404194 Report >>1404169 "We need to do a head count of the soldiers at the base, we need to move all of Bills' gear over here and then we'll go find out who was with Bill."
Arthas Menethil
>>1404185 >Make the Signal for dmitri and sneak in once all the arume follow him Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:16:40 No. 1404224 Report >>1404185 >Lay the arume down outside and tie her to a post >Round up a squad of seven men and tell them "I need you lot to take the transport truck to Bills' hideout. When you get there load the truck with his gear. If at anyu point you encounter any arume abort the mission. Got that?"
Master
>>1404199 dubs again saved
he throws the grenade killing about 3 of them.
3 of them chase after him and shoot at him, but he manages to escape and lead them on. two are still in there but are watching them chase dimitri down. they aren't at the gate and are at the back of the base
Private Toucan
>>1404185 >Toucan tries to get the attention of a nurse >>1404194 "Yes, I agree. We should move Bill's gear here before anymore arumes show up at Bill's place."
Dan Quake
>>1404229 >he wakes up on the bed next to kyoko >he thinks to himself "wow, this actually happened" >he sits up and rubs his head Arthas Menethil
>>1404229 >Sneak Past The main gate use my dubs if i roll low Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:20:28 No. 1404270 Report >>1404249 >Burst in the door of Dan Quake with the bible of Bogormonism and scream random Bog quotes at the lovers with my followers. Master
>>1404224 "yes sir!"
the commander goes up to you looking worried
"oh my god what happened?"
>>1404233 the dubs is saved
the nurse comes over
>>1404249 94
she is still sleeping, she looks quite innocent now completely unlike when she wakes up.
the key is still on the dresser
>>1404255 you sneak past and the first house you enter has the computer
>>1404270 (nigger... did you even read the rundown i posted?)
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:23:12 No. 1404300 Report >>1404292 Yeah. I'll stop fucking around.
Private Toucan
>>1404292 "Fix up this man real good for me, nurse. I'll be counting on you."
>Toucan is motioning towards Bill Arthas Menethil
>>1404292 >Pick the Computer and Run away without getting seen Dan Quake
>>1404292 >he slowly reaches over and takes the key >he is hoping kyoko doesn't notice >he thinks to himself "sorry, kyoko, i need to do this" Master
>>1404300 (good because shit is about to get real...)
>>1404304 40
"yes sir!"
she fixes him up, he wakes up after a few minutes
>>1404307 your dubs continues
even though the computer is quite large you manage to bring it back to the base safely along with dimitri
>>1404314 41 you take it and she doesn't notice
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:26:55 No. 1404332 Report >>1404292 "The arume found Bills hideout. They shot him up good as well. Private Toucan and I dealt with them though, we even got ourselves a little prize..."
>He points at the tied up arume "I sent some soldiers to get Bills equipment, when this arume wakes up I'll see if I can work out how they found his hideout."
>He lets out a big sigh "Anyway, have you heard anything from our guy we sent into the arume base?"
Private Toucan
>>1404328 "Good job nurse"
>Toucan slaps her ass "So Bill, how are you feeling?"
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:28:40 No. 1404352 Report >>1404332 >My followers and I go to see Jeremy's interrogation of the arume Arthas Menethil
>>1404328 So You said you could make anything i wanted, i want a sword,helmet and cape like this *Shows Her*
Can you do that for me?
Dan Quake
>>1404328 >he puts on his clothes >he puts on his mask >he attempts to leave the room not noticed >he rubs his suit creating static electricity >he touches something metal and creates a spark, to shut off all of the cameras in the hall Master
>>1404332 "no not yet, however one of my informants yuki told me he's on a huge mission that'll send us an enormous amount of data on them... she also told me something else... there is a prototype that they are working on... an eye... that'll work once they put it in the socket, it'll even work way better than a normal eye. you'll be able to zoom in and out... it'll definitely make you an even better sniper... so what do you think? "
>>1404350 05
she slaps your ass back, very, very hard.
>>1404352 you go there with your nerds
>>1404354 "i only know how to make guns... i will try a gun sword! but i'll make the armor after i'm done with the sword... okay?"
>>1404360 the cameras are not off, the arume stare at the weird man with the mask on
Private Toucan
>>1404393 "Hey, I was just messing around, no need to get hostile. We're all friends here after all."
Arthas Menethil
Okay>Leave >Check on one of the other nurse Hey BBY Wanna fuck?
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:36:28 No. 1404419 Report >>1404393 >He makes a pop noise with his mouth "It'll juts pop right in there? Sounds good to me, I'm sure you've been working on a plan to get it, right?"
>Kick the unconscious arume to wake her up Dan Quake
>>1404393 >he gets back into his room >he closes the door >he takes his mask off and hides it Shit, man. Now they're suspicious of me.
Master
>>1404416 61
"you don't just slap someone like that!"
>>1404418 81
you go up to the one bird's talking to
"ew fuck off"
>>1404419 "well it'll take surgery, so i don't know how it'll even be possible... but i want to get it for you."
>>1404428 82
they won't be suspicious of you since they've seen you in that mask when you were supposed to protect the transport truck
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:43:20 No. 1404463 Report >>1404458 "If it gets me killin' again I'm down."
>Kicks the arume again to try and wake her up Arthas Menethil
>>1404458 >Alright better try another Strategy Baby did it hurt?
When you fell from the sky?
Dan Quake
>>1404458 >he hides the key in the drawer >he thinks to himself "now i just have to tell yuki" >he lays down and waits for the arume to clear out of the halls Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:47:02 No. 1404496 Report >The pope screams at Alex and Jones to write down the interrogation of the arume as "The Book of Jeremy" somewhere
Private Toucan
>>1404458 >Toucan stares at her dumbly "Jeez, alright you win, I won't so much as look at you anymore if it makes you uncomfortable"
>Toucan ignores the nurse turns back to Bill "So Bill, what happened in your shop? Do you remember anything?"
Master
>>1404463 36
she wakes up and screams at the top of her lungs
aki: "shh shh it's okay"
arume: "c-commander aki! i thought you were dead!"
aki: "well... i'm not..."
arume: "then that means that... dan is a traitor! oh no... i really liked him..."
>>1404467 76
"wut?"
>>1404486 you hear a call from the phone
it's yuki
"do you have the key?"
>>1404496 "b-but sir why?"
>>1404497 79
"i was out setting up targets for the next training session and the next thing i know, i see an arume patrol coming my way. i hide and start shootin at em, because they would discover my shop. i was doing good, but i ran out of ammo. when i got down i got show. and i went through a trap door that i hid"
Arthas Menethil
>>1404532 Here let me help you in what you are doing
>Helps her in whatever she is doing Master
>>1404539 93
"actually i'm done here... i'm on my break care to join me?"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:54:50 No. 1404545 Report >>1404532 "Dan?! You've met him?! Is he ok?!"
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:55:44 No. 1404555 Report >>1404532 "The Bogs have spoken to me that this is all part of the plan. Now shut up and write on this toilet paper before I excommunicate the both of you!
Master
>>1404545 54
"yeah he's fine... funny story he was the masked man that blew up the transport truck... yuki told me about it"
Private Toucan
>>1404532 "How did they find you? It couldn't have been a coincidence."
Master
Quoted By:
>>1404555 trips
they copy each and everything down
Dan Quake
>>1404532 >he answers the phone Yes, its ready. But you need to tell me what it is for.
Arthas Menethil
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 02:57:20 No. 1404575 Report >>1404556 "That was him... For fuck sake... And you know the Commander?"
>He looks at the Commander "An old friend?"
Master
>>1404559 "when i was down in the tunnel i heard they were talking about a mole in the resistance... we have to leave here! quick!"
>>1404565 "quick bring it here! they are planning an attack on the base! we need to get the data to them quick! they've recently updated their security and i can't communicate without the key!"
>>1404567 76
"great"
you join her for some lunch
now would be a good time to hit on her
>>1404575 "yes my friend yuki. she is high ranking scientist there. we used to communicate, but they probably updated their security system and it'll take her some time to hack it again. that's why we need the data dump. it'll be easier to pass security that way"
Private Toucan
>>1404612 "Oh shit, that actually makes sense. Stay here, I'll go tell the commander."
>Toucan slaps the nurse's ass again on the way out Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:04:11 No. 1404629 Report Quoted By:
>>1404612 "What? Why was a high ranking scientist out in the field?"
Arthas Menethil
>>1404612 Baby Do you have Glucose Problems?
Because you're such a sweetheart
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:09:25 No. 1404671 Report >>1404612 "Ok."
>Turns back to the captured arume and squats in front of her "I'd like to ask you a few questions."
Master
>>1404627 "what? an attack? how?"
>>1404639 93
she laughs at your joke
"you're a funny guy."
Master
>>1404671 17
she is still in shock the commander is alive
Private Toucan
>>1404672 >I whisper so only Jeremy and the commander can here me "There's a mole in the resistance, I don't know who it is, but it's real."
Arthas Menethil
>>1404672 It's hard to be serious infront of a such angelical face like yours
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:11:41 No. 1404692 Report >>1404678 >He snaps his fingers "Enough gawking c'mon, I need you to focus."
Master
>>1404688 dubs
>she blushes "i'm kinda full now... come with me i wanna show you something"
Arthas Menethil
Master
>>1404692 29
she yells at aki
"why did you betray us? you were my idol! and now you're with these animals! why?"
aki comes up to you, she tells you about the mole and the attack. she tells you to get the tank and transport truck ready.
"i'll tell the 7 soldiers out there to lay low for now."
>>1404687 aki tells you to also get the transport truck and tank ready
Master
>>1404728 she takes you to her room
Private Toucan
>>1404753 >Toucan goes to do what aki said, but then notices the nurse from earlier "Hey baby, on a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:20:25 No. 1404772 Report >>1404753 >To the prisoner "Not now! Save your crying for later."
>To the commander "The soldiers took the transport truck with them though... We still have the weapons platform, but it won't hold all of us..."
Anonymous
>>1404753 >The pope and his followers overhear this conversation and decide to hide in Jones' room. They attempt to sneak out of the room without anybody noticing. Arthas Menethil
>>1404758 Do you want me to man your rear with my gear?
>Slaps her ass Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:22:14 No. 1404795 Report Quoted By:
Master
>>1404771 (she is in her room with the brazillian)
>>1404772 "we still have that one truck that i arrived in, it should hold about 10 of us, and there's about 11 of us. we should be good. go with toucan and back supplies, ammo, guns, just get everything ready. try not to look suspicious, we don't know who the mole is..."
>>1404775 you sneak out
>>1404776 67
she is red
"umm what does that mean?"
Arthas Menethil
>>1404831 Come here and i'll show you
>Take off her clothes Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:28:21 No. 1404849 Report >>1404831 >The misadventures of the pope and his followers continue, as to avoid conflict they decide to squeeze into Jones' closet to avoid detection. Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:29:01 No. 1404857 Report >>1404831 "Take this arume and the engineer with us as well. They could prove useful."
>Start casually loading some weapons and ammo onto the commanders truck Private Toucan !BURGRXISks
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks ID:EKe/EOM8 Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:29:46 No. 1404867 Report >>1404831 >Toucan can't find the nurse to harass so he just goes to help Jeremy instead Master
>>1404845 she smacks your hands
"hmm, you first..."
>>1404849 94
you are all very close together, so close that alex is getting a boner
>>1404857 75 no one notices you
"ok we will, also remember to bring the computer"
meanwhile aki is radioing the other 7 to lay low
>>1404867 76 you help him, most of the stuff is loaded one now
Arthas Menethil
>>1404897 Alright Sweethart
>Takes off clothes to show her my big dong and /fit/ body Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:35:13 No. 1404919 Report >>1404897 >Try to load the computer Arthas Menethil
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks ID:EKe/EOM8 Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:37:02 No. 1404945 Report >>1404897 >After he's done loading the truck, Toucan looks at the arume that was captured earlier "Hey babe, you come here often?"
>He says kind of jokingly Master
>>1404918 81
she is turned on by you
"i guess it's my turn then."
she starts unbuttoning her shirt
as she's doing that a loud explosion comes from nearby
"oh my god what was that?"
>>1404919 91 you manage to load the computer but part of the base is blown up
3 soldiers die from that
aki: "everybody get to the vehicle bay now!"
>>1404945 54
"hmph. you're the one i shot right? you just got lucky."
i big explosion takes place near you and she jumps into your arme
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:41:11 No. 1404999 Report >>1404897 "Alex, I swear to Igor Yourievitch Osten-Sacken-Bogdanoff, I will make sure you will never get blessed by the Bogs again if you don't get rid of that heretical boner"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:42:45 No. 1405026 Report >>1404994 "Fuck!"
>Go and grab Bill >Haul ass back to the truck with him over my shoulder Arthas Menethil
>>1404994 It doesn't matter,all it matters now it's you and me
and while i'm alive i will protect you
Now let's have some fun
>Rip Her clothes out and fuck her Private Toucan !BURGRXISks
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks ID:EKe/EOM8 Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:43:08 No. 1405031 Report >>1404994 >Toucan laughs at her reaction "What's the matter, you've never heard a big explosion before?"
>toucan helps her into the truck, then gets in himself Master
>>1404999 trips saved
"i-i'm sorry! whenever there's physical stimulation it will happen no matter what!"
an explosion takes half of your room, luckily you're still safe
>>1405026 62 you manage to get him to safety
>>1405030 she enjoys the fucking, out of nowhere and arume busts through the door and shoots you're shoulder. she grabs her pistol and kills her while you're still fucking her
>>1405031 13
she tries to fight you as you carry her
"let me go you filth!"
Arthas Menethil
>>1405066 NOOOOO
>USE ROID RAGE TO KILL THAT ARUME WITH MY BARE FISTS THEN TRY TO MAKE THE BLEEDING STOP Private Toucan !BURGRXISks
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks ID:EKe/EOM8 Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:49:17 No. 1405095 Report >>1405066 "Calm down, I'm letting you go now."
>Toucan puts her down in the truck "And don't be so rough, I'm just helping you out?"
Arthas Menethil
>>1405066 >Looks at her Wow You're a great shoot if it weren't for you i would be 6 feet under,i owe you my life
>Kiss her Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:51:08 No. 1405117 Report >>1405066 >Realize the Bog Bible is still outside. "JONES, CHECK IF THE BIBLE IS STILL INTACT. ALEX YOU START DIGGING A HOLE FOR A MAKESHIFT BUNKER WITH ME."
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:52:01 No. 1405129 Report >>1405066 "Commander!"
>Check the commander is one the truck Master
>>1405095 59
"why would you help me? i wouldn't help you!"
>>1405109 90
"put your clothes on! we need to get to the vehicles bay"
>>1405117 jones: "what? no! the commander said get to the vehicles bay!"
>>1405129 92
the commander is sniping some arume in the distance.
"did everyone get on?"
Arthas Menethil
>>1405141 Wait dear it is wrong to leave a job half done,here let us finished it,all the hell outside can wait
>Barricade the door and finish what we're doing Use this
>>1405077 Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:55:21 No. 1405162 Report >>1405129 "Arthas is missing and the nurses!"
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks ID:EKe/EOM8 Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:55:29 No. 1405164 Report >>1405141 "You're out prisoner, which also makes you our guest. What kind of host would I be if I didn't help my guests, hmm?"
>Toucan pokes her cheek while saying this Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 03:55:48 No. 1405169 Report >>1405141 "Fine, fine, I could make a new bible anyways..."
Let's arm ourselves first, there might be arume around. Then lets go."
Arthas Menethil
>>1405169 Hey my dude join the discord for you to know more shit about the rp'ing
Arthas Menethil
Quoted By:
>>1405196 >>1405169 Fucking Hell i've forgot the link
https://discord gg/TFMxjd
Master
>>1405160 she struggles a bit, but eventually succumbs to the pleasure
you finish in her. she orgasms
after everything is done, she dresses up and gets her pistol
"cmon we're wasting time!"
>>1405162 26
"shit!"
some arume come inside the base through the hole the explosion made.
they shoot dan's nurse with a tranquilizer, the base is in panic right now. and they start shooting at you and aki. roll above 30 to dodge
>>1405164 46
she tries to bite your finger but in a cute way.
>>1405169 you niggers get armed and ready
Arthas Menethil
>>1405238 Woah that sure was good
>Kiss Her >Get my Rifle Let's rock & roll then
>Proceed to the vehicle bay protecting her and trying to pass unoticed Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:04:18 No. 1405260 Report >>1405238 "We don't have time for this!"
>Make a mad dash for Dans' nurse >Drop her onto the truck Private Toucan !BURGRXISks
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks ID:EKe/EOM8 Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:04:44 No. 1405263 Report >>1405238 "Hey stop that"
>Toucan continues poking her cheek Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:06:31 No. 1405281 Report >>1405238 >The pope and his followers kick open the door, and run out screaming while firing rapidly. Master
>>1405257 75
you proceed to the vehicles bay are being shot at on the way, roll above 50 to dodge
>>1405260 06
they tranquilize you
you see them dragging the nurse away
"take her she is important." an arume says
aki manages to cover you. and once they take the nurse she drags you away to the tank
"stay here okay?"
she kisses you and leaves
>>1405263 36
a bullet almost hits you two
"p-pay attention baka! they'll kill us both!"
>>1405281 you get shot in the ass 3 times
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks ID:EKe/EOM8 Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:10:11 No. 1405333 Report >>1405317 "Oh shit!"
>Toucan starts providing cover fire from the truck Arthas Menethil
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:10:55 No. 1405339 Report Quoted By:
>>1405317 "N-no..."
>I pass out from the tranquillizer Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:13:50 No. 1405370 Report >>1405317 "AGGGGHH- wait a minute, why the fuck did I only get shot!"
>The pope is now getting riding on the back of Jones while Alex is providing """covering""" fire Arthas Menethil
>>1405337 >>1405333 Toucan Get Jeremy outta there i've got a score to finish
>Take out my lucky bullet and put into his hands Give this to Asami
>He closes Toucan hand Bye Friend
>Proceed to Rescue the Engineer and the Nurse Arthas Menethil
>>1405370 >>1405317 >Give Covering Fire for The Pope to escape then look for the nurse and the engineer Master
>>1405333 saving the trips
you both get to cover and you provide some cover for the other soldiers
>>1405337 73
you manage to run past everyone and make it there
>>1405370 07 jones also get's shot in the ass 3 times, and starts moving slower
because of this
>>1405388 dubs you get to yourself jones and alex to the vehicles bay
>>1405378 the nurse is gone but the engineer is there.
"arthas? is that you?"
Arthas Menethil
>>1405402 Yes come i'll lead you to safety
>Get her on my back Keep your head down and don't panic
>Move her to the truck Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:20:19 No. 1405430 Report >>1405402 >The Pope begins writing the epic of "Arthas Menethil", the man who manged to change race, and singlehandedly saved Bogormonism, on toilet paper of course. May the Bogdanoff reward him greatly. Private Toucan !BURGRXISks
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks ID:EKe/EOM8 Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:20:53 No. 1405435 Report >>1405378 "Wtf are you on about? Get on the truck now!"
>>1405402 >Toucan looks at the arume prisoner "Stay here and keep you're head down!"
>Toucan then runs over to Jeremy and tries to carry him back to the truck Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:23:05 No. 1405457 Report Quoted By:
>>1405430 *Bogdanoff Brothers
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks ID:EKe/EOM8 Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:23:34 No. 1405461 Report >>1405435 >Toucan goes and covers Arthas and the engineer* Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:24:14 No. 1405470 Report >He starts dreaming
Arthas Menethil
>>1405461 TOUCAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>Give the Engineer to Toucan NOW GO
>Cover Toucan and buy them time to escape Master
>>1405425 52
your leg gets shot but you power through it like a man you take her to the vehicles bay because of the cover fire from toucan
>>1405461 >>1405430 03
jones: "fuck! this hurts!" he grabs the epic of arthas menethil and tries to stop the bleeding with it
it now has ass blood all over it.
>>1405470 07
you have nightmares about the people you've killed
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks ID:EKe/EOM8 Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:26:49 No. 1405493 Report Quoted By:
>>1405476 >Toucan doesnt question Arthas and carries the engineer to the truck Master
>>1405476 you cover them like a boss, you get shot many times but still stand up like a hero. asami watches through the window. and screams your name
Arthas Menethil
>>1405478 >Stand Up Like a Baddass and Shoot Everyone while this plays at 2:40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiPon8lr48U Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk
Bogormonism Pope Pickle the 1st !ShlRJ3wGuk ID:A38Bqu9a Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:28:44 No. 1405513 Report >>1405478 Try to salvage the epic by writing on the sides of the truck with a sharpened metal fragment.
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks
Private Toucan !BURGRXISks ID:EKe/EOM8 Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:30:47 No. 1405529 Report >>1405495 >When everyone is in the truck, Toucan starts shooting again Master
>>1405499 dubs you keep standing like a true man. nothing can stop you, you feel invincible. a tranquilizer hits you but you power through, more and more hit you but you keep going. the arume eventually tackle and try to restrain, finally they were able to choke you out.
>>1405513 31
willhelm comes in he smacks you over the head.
"what do you think you're doing? no vandalizing here! especially at a time like this."
>>1405529 92 the commander goes in the tank. she gives orders to start driving.
Arthas Menethil
>>1405572 Do what you must i've already won
>Spit on their Faces Master
Quoted By:
>>1405591 19
and arume stomps on your face
"ha this one's going to be fun..."
and so season 1 has ended. a massive loss for the resistance, they were on their way to the top and everything came crumbling down. who was the mole? where will they go next? what will happen to arthas? and most important what will happen with the bog cult? many questions must be answered. the tank, composed of aki, jeremy, bill, foster, and the engineer. the truck composed of dimitri, toucan, willhelm, the engineer, their new prisoner, and the bogs. stay tuned for for the last episode of season 1 to find out what happens next, on the next time of the Noobverse!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A (ending theme)
Corporal Toucan !BURGRXISks
Corporal Toucan !BURGRXISks ID:EKe/EOM8 Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:50:34 No. 1405688 Report Quoted By:
Toucan is promoted to corporal for his efferots
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:+syo18vt Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:54:41 No. 1405717 Report Quoted By:
Jeremy is promoted to God for his efferots
Master
Quoted By:
19
and arume stomps on your face
"ha this one's going to be fun..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A (ending theme, listen while reading next part)
asami is still looking out the window in search for Arthas
toucan: "hey, asami..."
she looks at him
toucan: "this was his, he wanted me to give it to you"
she takes it in her hand, it is a bullet. with a arthas's name on it.
toucan: "h-he wanted me to give it to you..."
she grabs the pendant, brings it close to her heart, and weeps.
and so season 1 has ended. a massive loss for the resistance, they were on their way to the top and everything came crumbling down. who was the mole? where will they go next? what will happen to arthas? and most important what will happen with the bog cult? many questions must be answered. the tank, composed of aki, jeremy, bill, foster, and the engineer. the truck composed of dimitri, toucan, willhelm, asami, their new prisoner, and the bogs. stay tuned for for the last episode of season 1 to find out what happens next, on the next time of the Noobverse!
Master
Quoted By:
19
and arume stomps on your face
"ha this one's going to be fun..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A [Embed]
(ending theme, listen while reading next part)
asami is still looking out the window in search for Arthas
toucan: "hey, asami..."
she looks at him
toucan: "this was his, he wanted me to give it to you"
she takes it in her hand, it is a bullet. with a arthas's name on it.
toucan: "h-he wanted me to give it to you..."
she grabs the pendant, brings it close to her heart, and weeps.
and so season 1 has ended. a massive loss for the resistance, they were on their way to the top and everything came crumbling down. who was the mole? where will they go next? what will happen to arthas? and most important what will happen with the bog cult? many questions must be answered. the tank, composed of aki, jeremy, bill, foster, and the engineer. the truck composed of dimitri, toucan, willhelm, asami, their new prisoner, and the bogs. stay tuned for the next season to find out what happens next on the Noobverse!