>>14008195My toilet has a leak so lately I've been diarrheaing in the shower so the shit water doesn't run all over the tiles on the floor. I stand up when I do it and try to aim my asshole at the drain. It's more difficult than one would assume. Sometimes I think I aimed perfectly only to turn around and find a giant diarrhea stain on the shower wall from apparently pushing my asshole muscle too hard. The smell however.
