I don't watch porn, so I'm looking at these images and animations of girls in skimpy clothing, trying to ejaculate just to get it out of my system, but I've had 32 beers tonight, so it's proving somewhat of a challenge despite using my brand name Fleshlight® to try and accoplish the job.

Now normally that wouldn't be an issue, but I'm also trying to cook fried rice, and the fucking rice water keeps boiling over and I have to keep adding more because I'm not getting anywhere with my primary mission.

How's your Thursday morning /bant/?