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This is my enemy.

In 2002, I met her online. On her thirteenth birthday, we got married. Online. Maybe her fourteenth? I knew her until I was 16, anyhow. I'm 32 now.

It's been over 18 years since we've met, and she's used all of my intellectual property to steal my music industry, and spent all of the Etherium & bitcoin I synthesized in the late 90s. She even stole my codec for a lightsabre. I'm stupidly disappointed. I used to love her. Now the entire Earth is full of rape victims & I'm not interested in having children. I used to tell her about how we'd spend our time on Mars. Having written the CAD for the Maybach, as well as designing a fully functioning spaceship visibly similar to the Star Trek Enterprise, I just needed to reveal the concoction for the fuel lines & we'd be space travelers. But alas, she has all of my old rhythms, & a debt owed to God.

I wish I never introduced her to Obama. I wish I never tried to encourage her to slaughter the Zodiac killer. I should have taken matters into my own hands, but I didn't have the heart to kill a lameass serial killer. I was very fond of Charles Manson & Jeffrey Dahmer. I just checked, & it turns out I mustn't have had conversations with Dahmer; as he died before I got online. But I had several exchanges with Manson. He was very sweet; very kind. Noble. I had a relative send him written mail for me.

If you're out there, & you have one of those Etherium buttons from the Windows 95 Test Version that I scripted in Unix to boot on NTFS filing systems, the Etherium takes approximately 10 seconds to process. That's the fastest, purest of coin. You're supposed to get offline, clear your RAM, & hold the button without shaking your wrist at all.

I got the Zodiac killer to deplete all of his savings in a digital Joust machine. It was after he started doing his taxes on my personal computer. It was just for the laugh about how plugging my computer into the web, he leaked the code for bitcoin & Etherium.