Be me .
Computer running slow.
Download 50 gb of ram for 1 dollar per GB .
Computer message pops up
>YO WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE NO HARD DRIVE SPACE ANYMORE. STOP FUCKING DOWNLOADING MORE RAM YOU IDIOT.
Click exit button.
Delete system32 to make more hard drive space.
Install bonzi buddy and dolphin screensaver
Computer running slow again
Torrent 1TB of ram illegally online
Computer is running so fast.
Bonzi buddy becomes self aware and dolphin screensavers are 4 dimensional.
Emergency popup.
Zoom meeting with Bill gates, says that I pirated ram.
Full system anti piracy audit starts
Could be jailed for 10 years.
Begin to panic Start deleting all of my pirated ram.
Accidentally delete my child porn collection
mfw.