>>14007470
Your brain IS absolutely rotten.
>>14007679
She did NOT turn you down and call you a "smelly lowlife pencil penis fatfuck".
It was me.
>>14008654
You do NOT like high school girls at age of 29.
>>14008877
hot
>>14013944
She did NOT saw you open any nsfw tabs.
>>14014209
You LOVE your penis.
>>14014833
No, they did NOT just do that.
>>14017926
You CAN tell her that you want to get raped by a succubus, although I wouldn't recommend it.
>>14021743
You ARE this cute and pure, though an incredible degenerate.
>>14024094
A cute zoomer in crop-top did NOT accuse you of looking at her weirdly.
>>14030077
You do NOT need a woman to do exactly this to you.
>>14031520
Hiring a ladyboy is NOT cheaper than paying a female prostitute, unless they are twelve.
>>14033095
Your heart is NOT so heavy that you cannot sleep.
>>14038355
Showing your co-worker soijaks will NOT make her laugh.
>14038801
Mixing your precum with her coffe will NOT result in a love potion.