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Anonymous ID:iMG6iU/c Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:24:46 No.1405475 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1405501 >>1405538 >>1405566 >>1405606 >>1405903 >>1406752 >>1408258

itt: your earliest memory
>be me in second grade
>sitting in the computer lab fucking around on the computer
>teacher is saying something but I'm not paying attention
>ask when it's time to go to lunch because I'm starving
>"anon you shouldn't ever say your starving when children in Africa go days without food"
I haven't described my hunger as starving ever since

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23yDjY4/ Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:25:47 No.1405482 Report

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That's real insensitive of you OP I'm glad you were taught at an early age to not be that way

anonymous

anonymous ID:f0ANPUCu Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:27:04 No.1405496 Report

Quoted By: >>1405506

>be me in younger body
>friend has cool pen with invisible ink
>he lights it with the torch side and can read
>ask him why he has such a pen and if he is a nazi
>teacher screams at me from across the classroom about why you should never call someone a nazi
>wow ok lady it was just a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c3KDnoHs Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:27:23 No.1405501 Report

Quoted By: >>1405515

>>1405475

Well I'm positively STARVING FOR DUBS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23yDjY4/ Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:28:07 No.1405506 Report

Quoted By: >>1405524

>>1405496
What the fuck are you even saying are you one of those shit skin refugees hiding in europe?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iMG6iU/c Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:29:05 No.1405515 Report

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>>1405501
HEY YOU CANT SAY THAT (also check em)

anonymous

anonymous ID:f0ANPUCu Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:30:24 No.1405524 Report

Quoted By: >>1405541

>>1405506
wow okay boy no need for the hostilities i am white as snow

the only bad line was
>he lights it with the torch side and can read

but even that is easy to understand unless you are retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aKnYndRm Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:31:54 No.1405538 Report

Quoted By: >>1405559 >>1405568 >>1408166

>>1405475
>be me in 4th grade
>friend and I are talking about how rad the airplanes flying into the buildings on the news that morning were.
>teacher on the edge of tears holding her voice back tells us how date we blah blah tragic
>friend and I both just look at each other
>fast forward a little bit later in the school year
>ask her what country is the richest in the world
>she says America is the richest in love
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23yDjY4/ Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:32:06 No.1405541 Report

Quoted By: >>1405548

>>1405524
You're the only retarded one here you stupid fuck. Now don't reply to me again or else I'm really gonna get mad.

anonymous

anonymous ID:f0ANPUCu Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:32:54 No.1405548 Report

Quoted By: >>1405568

>>1405541
oooooo im liTERALLY SHAKIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iMG6iU/c Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:33:56 No.1405559 Report

Quoted By: >>1408166

>>1405538
>friend and I are talking about how rad the airplanes flying into the buildings on the news that morning were.
absolute madman

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tnRYPN9Q Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:34:18 No.1405566 Report

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>>1405475
this sky blue house when i was nearly 4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23yDjY4/ Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:34:40 No.1405568 Report

Quoted By: >>1405589 >>1405649

>>1405538
So edgy and cool

>>1405548
Last warning

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:39K6tbbd Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:35:25 No.1405581 Report

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Play at my church's jungle gym after morning sermon. I see a giant mud puddle and start splashing around in it.
Sunday school teacher drags me to the clothing for the homeless. Teacher takes my clothes. Im in my underwear. We spend half an hour trying to find clothes that fit. I was a 5ft 6 year old trying on teen girls pants because that is all they had that fit. End up wearing pink pants until my mom shows up

anonymous

anonymous ID:f0ANPUCu Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:36:28 No.1405589 Report

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>>1405568
pft acting tough over the net ur a big man arent u ye thats what u like to think i could have u hook line and sinker in 5 seconds flat mate u keep talking like that and we are gonna have a problem u understand me u fkin cunt? tired of faggots like u comin onto this site and giving it all that when deep down ur just scared and confused little 15 year old panzies. i swear if u dont back off we will have trouble

!CumBENIS4c

!CumBENIS4c ID:WL24GlMI Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:36:29 No.1405590 Report

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mine is being in a crib and my grandma came into my room and shared a candy bar with me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RxI8CUeA Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:36:38 No.1405592 Report

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>be me 5 minutes ago
>masturbating
>near climax
>accidentally click on a tab that had a picture of bog bros
>too late now
>ejaculate at the sight of igors and grichkas perfect faces

Is masturbating to Bogdanoffs the final form of the Bog pill

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Xgi9S/rT Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:38:24 No.1405606 Report

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>>1405475
>be me 3 years old
>dad is interstate truck driver, never home
>mom is still teenager, can't cook to save her life
>be at table staring down at sausages burnt black on one side still raw on the other
>stranger dad tells me to eat my food
>get mad, "You eat it" and throw sausage at his head
>why.you,little.jpg
>run away on little legs screaming for mum
>shes doing homework, not willing to save me
>dad beats me with his belt
first time I realized my mom wasn't on my side

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iMG6iU/c Thu 13 Jul 2017 04:45:22 No.1405649 Report

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>>1405568
ok big guy

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Anonymous ID:rJSV/13h Thu 13 Jul 2017 05:25:08 No.1405903 Report

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>>1405475
> be me, 3 years old
> be walking around the house

End

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Anonymous ID:vj9tU1lc Thu 13 Jul 2017 05:29:14 No.1405930 Report

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>be me
>cry every day at the start of school because I don't wanna be there
>cute Australian woman gives me a hug
>stop crying

She gave me a hug every day after that, too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Veec4YBo Thu 13 Jul 2017 05:29:40 No.1405933 Report

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>be me in 7 years old
>seeing a pair of shoes in red and teal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NVsbxYyZ Thu 13 Jul 2017 08:06:23 No.1406752 Report

Quoted By: >>1408208

>>1405475
>Teacher tells me to grab purple marker
>I grab a dark blue one
>OMG, Anon is colorblind
>Kids start making fun of me
>Bawling my eyes out
>Teacher just watched smugly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qtvx1kfe Thu 13 Jul 2017 12:09:04 No.1408166 Report

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>>1405538
>>1405559
only reason i archived lol
>http://archive.is/TgGW5

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RVIOVclW Thu 13 Jul 2017 12:19:00 No.1408208 Report

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>>1406752
I Know that feel mayng

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QG1uKc+j Thu 13 Jul 2017 12:21:45 No.1408218 Report

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>first memory is of my 4th birthday
dunno what to tell about it. Was pretty cool
I wonder why there arent any old memories

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pQpuwD8z Thu 13 Jul 2017 12:32:40 No.1408258 Report

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>>1405475

>second grade

Isn't that age 7-8 in America?

We start school at age 4 here and I have many memories from before then.

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