>>1406452>*presses security button twiceTWICE! Whoa shit we got a regular Stalin of the Department of South Pacific Operations here. Turning the office into his own Tsardom, all employes expected to work in lockstep, cross every "t" dot every "i".
I hear he even has a iron and board in the stationary cupboard in case an employee ever comes in with a creased shirt. It's a fucking draconian tyranny there!
>>1408096This! I can't abuse my position of power and fuck my hot female employees without my afternoon coffee!
