Ruin has come to our board.
You remember this venerable place, fun and creative. Gazing proudly from its stoic isolation above the other random boards.
I lived all my years in this banter-fueled board. Fattened by draw threads and country banter.
And yet, I began to tire of this conventional fun.
Singular, unsettling tales suggested the board itself was a gateway to some large discord server.
With archive and computer, I bent every effort towards the excavation and recovery of those long-buried invites, exhausting what remained of my sanity on clicking every thread I could come across.
At last, in the thumbnail-less year of 2018 I unearthed that damnable portal to flamboyant homosexuality.
My every click unsettled the ancient server, but I was in a realm of Cirno and Blepe!
In the end, I alone fled laughing and wailing through those text channels of antiquity. Until the moderators banned me.
You remember this venerable place, fun and creative.
It is a festering abomination!
I beg you, return to /bant/, claim your birthright, and deliver that board from the ravenous clutching shadows of the /qa/ Discord.