>>14091054*** Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics, Coping Mechanisms and Techniques (Part 1 of 3) ***
Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.
Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’.
Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)
Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”.
Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries.
Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it.
Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish.
Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26)
Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence.
Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43)
Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts. (cf. #23)
Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc.
Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself.
Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything planned/announced.
Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4)
Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself.
Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as.
Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44)
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