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Anonymous ID:pU6rAeOX Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:19:51 No.14110003 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14110031 >>14110045 >>14110072 >>14110084 >>14110559 >>14110565 >>14110618

You WILL poo in the smart loo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JiU2D9vD Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:24:32 No.14110026 Report

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>toilet that literally shitposts for you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mLwXvfKM Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:25:39 No.14110031 Report

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>>14110003
This is like smartphone but in toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wDXBDlNe Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:28:32 No.14110045 Report

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>>14110003
From the catalog, I thought that it said "Ability to send it Straight to the OP to look at"

Which, being german, is what I imagine your dream job must be.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P+LOe17x Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:34:59 No.14110072 Report

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>>14110003
>get this
>reprogram it to upload the shits to /bant/
ez gems

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fr+6ksm/ Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:36:08 No.14110079 Report

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I’m pooping right now, AMA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b1zs+g4T Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:37:13 No.14110084 Report

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>>14110003
inb4 scat doctors

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:b1Gpr2OV Thu 23 Dec 2021 00:08:48 No.14110243 Report

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>toilet firewall gets hacked and my shits are exposed to all the world

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Anonymous ID:JUvVYchV Thu 23 Dec 2021 00:27:36 No.14110367 Report

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>>14110084
All GPs or PCPs or whatever are already scat doctors. They know the real danger signs and refer you to a gastroenterologist if necessary. GPs/PCPs are endangered because they interfere with the potentiality of an online horror model sold to politicians with the promise of savings and resulting in countless more billings. The AI will read any plant-based discrepancies as potential occult blood signs and elevate the image to a radiology AI (billable) which will then elevate to a human radiology tech (billable) who will either stop filing her nails and look it at and probably elevate it to a radiologist (billable), all for some plant-based dark seeds in your stool. It's bad now but you have no idea what sort of testing hell you're in for.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bv1BwnyP Thu 23 Dec 2021 00:54:14 No.14110478 Report

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>software update required before using toilet
>toilet requires its own app on smartphone
>you must agree to the terms&conditions and privacy policy
>nothing will be visibly wrong with your poo that you wouldn't have noticed anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k6QwybmI Thu 23 Dec 2021 01:14:49 No.14110559 Report

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>>14110003
At last. The next generation of pööpenfarten has been invented.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ytxq6bhY Thu 23 Dec 2021 01:16:02 No.14110564 Report

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>>14110243
I ain't a killer but don't push me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:blb4wqUI Thu 23 Dec 2021 01:16:26 No.14110565 Report

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>>14110003
someone post the video where this exact thing is invented and they legally have to have a diddler look at the footage to see if he gets aroused

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MR7ED0MY Thu 23 Dec 2021 01:16:47 No.14110568 Report

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I have to shit in a cup and bring it back to the clinic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YBn9+h0M Thu 23 Dec 2021 01:21:34 No.14110585 Report

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>>14110564
fucking NPC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MR7ED0MY Thu 23 Dec 2021 01:25:05 No.14110602 Report

Quoted By: >>14110626

>>14110585
Imagine seething everyday about a board that isn't even in use anymore. Take your medication.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:089+liHd Thu 23 Dec 2021 01:28:18 No.14110618 Report

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>>14110003
imagine doing all the studying to become a doctor, only to get your inbox spammed with photos of literal shit every single day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YBn9+h0M Thu 23 Dec 2021 01:30:07 No.14110626 Report

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>>14110602
what are you talking about? Looks like you are hallucinating . MEDS and THERAPY

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