It is Christmas eve at the underground Texas resistance base. Two months have passed since the horrifying events of the halloween party. Cold air flows from the air conditioners through the base, forcing everyone to wear warm clothes, and Christmas carols blast through the speakers. Greg has gathered his most trusted soldiers in his office. It seems he has another plan… A plan to redeem the Halloween party.
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Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Thu 23 Dec 2021 22:03:19 No. 14116022 Report >Jack >Santa Believer >Halton Jack through the radio: "I can confirm he took a sip from the cup, but keep a close eye on him. if you don't mind now I'm going to go find that voice"
The voice continues: "First of all, it's impossible to fly around the world with reindeer, since reindeer cannot in fact fly. There is absolutely no scientific evidence to support this claim-"
>Jack 96
You look through the cameras. There's two places where announcements can be made through the speaker. Greg and Aki's office, and the comms room. There are no cameras in Greg and Aki's office, for obvious reasons. But you look through the comms room and see the workers there confused and frozen still. They're not really sure what's happening, but they begin giggling to themselves. It seems they think this is some sort of harmless practical joke instead of heresy. You also don't see any of them speaking into the mic so they speaker isn't there.
>Halton >Santa Believer You both rush to the comms room and open the door. You see the workers there confused and frozen still. They're not really sure what's happening, but they begin giggling to themselves. It seems they think this is some sort of harmless practical joke instead of heresy. You also don't see any of them speaking into the mic so they speaker isn't there.
Main worker: "Hey, you know who did this? It's quite funny."
>Jeremy dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMz5cQPaxVk&ab_channel=AnnStoyanova begins playing in the background. You 4 begin rehearsing your lines and fight scenes. There are a LOT of fight scenes in this play for some reason. The dialogue are cringy, the story is nonsensical, the costume and props are laughable, but the all combine to make PURE KINO. Everyone gets really invested into their role.
After about 45 minutes you guys stop.
Aki: "Phew! If we act like that on stage we're gonna nail this play!"
Arume Christmas Special Part 2
Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Thu 23 Dec 2021 22:03:43 No. 14116029 Report All of a sudden the speakers that are playing the music stop. And deep voice comes on. It sounds like they're using some sort of device to mask their voice.>Scrunge
The JOKER
>I present to you, the JOKER
ha(m)lton
>>14116010 "Shouldn't say that when your boss loves christmas"
>Ask the men "Any ideas where is this is being made? Maybe someone is playing a recording?"
Jeremy Gigglebert
>>14116022 "Yeah, I think we'll do fine. How long have we got until the curtain goes up?"
Scientist of Santology (Jack)
Scientist of Santology (Jack) ID:8qlDMoqh Thu 23 Dec 2021 22:09:29 No. 14116071 Report >>14116010 >take a deep breath >activate radio Found something, can you guys check Greg and Aki's offices while I visit comms?
>FUCKING SPRINT TO COMMS ha(m)lton
Evengeizer Scrunge
>>14116029 "Harumph, when did they start agreeing with my opinions around here..."
>notice the fire "Humbug, nobody said you could have a smoke break!"
>Start beating the fire out of the tree Santa Believer
>>14116022 >Take the mic "Denier of Santa, listen well. Santa's reindeer are able to fly because of the magic corn he grows in the north pole. Show yourself, infidel, unless you repent of your unjolly ways. I will be waiting for you"
Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh
Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh ID:BQ25OnyC Thu 23 Dec 2021 22:43:55 No. 14117255 Report >I have no idea what's going on >Follow the first group of hurried people I see
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Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Thu 23 Dec 2021 22:54:47 No. 14117340 Report >>14117255 You now notice that near the christmas tree, people looked more hurried than usual. In fact it looks like they're panicking. You see
>>14116110 trying to beat the tree for some reason. You also see some smoke coming out of the tree.
On the speakers the Christmas carols have stopped and some person with a voice changer is trying to disprove Santa Klaus. It's quite a strange day.
>>14116051 There's a large christmas tree in the middle of the base. It looks like some people are decorating it. They need to use ladders because of how big it is. On another side of the base is what looks to be some sort of stage. It looks like people are setting up a play of some sort. The kitchen also seems very busy trying to make a feast. Most people seem to be hard at work trying to get the christmas party to be a success. They're all normies trying to have fun, and it absolutely disgusts you. It would be quite easy to distrupt this party, but your job is to make sure everything goes smoothly.
Suddenly the christmas carols playing over the speakers stop. A deep voice comes on.
Deep voice: "Ahem... Santa is not real, and I can prove it. First of all, it's impossible to fly around the world with reindeer, since reindeer cannot in fact fly. There is absolutely no scientific evidence to support this claim-"
>>14116071 You sprint over to the comms as fast as you can.
1/?
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Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Thu 23 Dec 2021 22:55:11 No. 14117345 Report >>14116053 >>14116160 >>14116071 Jack ENTERS the comm room with everyone.
Halton: "Shouldn't say that when your boss loves christmas. Any ideas where is this is being made? Maybe someone is playing a recording?"
Worker: "It's from the cd playing the christmas carols. So yeah, it's a recording."
Halton then rushes over to Aki’s room.
Santa Believer rushes over to the mic and begins to speak into it. One of the workers there cuts the recording so Santa Believer can make his speech.
Santa Believer: "Denier of Santa, listen well. Santa's reindeer are able to fly because of the magic corn he grows in the north pole. Show yourself, infidel, unless you repent of your unjolly ways. I will be waiting for you."
>>14116076 You make it to Aki’s room but it’s locked. You could try to break it open if you want.
>>14116110 42
You try to beat the fire out of the tree, but the fire is deep inside the tree and already spreading. It doesn't really do much to stop it. The workers on the ladders which are decorating the tree also notice now. They quickly climb down and start yelling about a fire.
People start panicking and the fire is slowly reaching the side of the tree.
>>14116110 >>14116051 Suddenly, the voice denying Santa stops. And another voice comes on the speaker.
Voice: "Denier of Santa, listen well. Santa's reindeer are able to fly because of the magic corn he grows in the north pole. Show yourself, infidel, unless you repent of your unjolly ways. I will be waiting for you"
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Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Thu 23 Dec 2021 22:55:27 No. 14117349 Report >>14116059 Aki: "About 10 minutes or so, let's get into our costumes."
Aki begins handing out the costumes. Yours seems to be some weirdy shiny armour with tin foil on it. Foster's is a dark trench coat with cardboard armour around it.
All of a sudden you hear a girl's voice shout "Aki!"
You all turn your heads to see who it is, and see that it's the loli Kalina.
She's in an elf costume and looks pretty mad.
Foster: "W-woah! Is that a real life elf!?"
Kalina: "I'm not an elf! I just happen to be small while wearing an elf costume!"
Aki: "Wh-what is it?"
Kalina: "You didn't tell me Santa was fake! You lied!" (referring to the speech given on the speakers)
Kalina was given a bit of freedom after two months of being watched constantly. She's had a small change of heart and doesn't fight for the arume anymore. Only reason she fought before was because her mother trained her to. She still doesn't like humans much though. It was Greg's idea to give her a bit of freedom for Christmas. The elf costume was probably also his idea.
Evengeizer Scrunge
>>14117345 "Bah *cough cough* this tree is going against our no smoke break policy, somebody dock its pay!"
>look for water or a fire extinguisher Jeremy Gigglebert
>>14117349 >Look at Kalina "What, you're going to let some non-believer tell you that Santa isn't real?"
Scientist of Santology (Jack)
Scientist of Santology (Jack) ID:8qlDMoqh Thu 23 Dec 2021 23:05:15 No. 14117430 Report >>14117345 Hmm. someone might have screwed with the recordings, do we have any spare CDs to use instead?
Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh
Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh ID:BQ25OnyC Thu 23 Dec 2021 23:06:47 No. 14117449 Report >>14117340 >Smoke..? >Go fetch something to turn it off with. Preferably a fire extinguisher since it might be electric >If this place burns down, the kuffar will blame me Santa Believer
>>14117345 "Get somebody to investigate that voice, humans and arume have very distinct voices, if it's familiar to anyone then we'll narrow our search down considerably"
>Storm out of the mic room all dramatically like pic related >Time to find the Santa denier The JOKER
>>14117340 "Mhmmmm, this isnt good.. this is... TOO NORMAL"
>cause varying amounts of mischief through minor inconviniencies like displacing decoraton, moving presents and shouting confusing commands when no one is looking ha(m)lton
>>14117345 >where the FUCK are the christmas carols playing >GO TO GREG'S OFFICE Arume Christmas Special Part 2
Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Thu 23 Dec 2021 23:33:48 No. 14117583 Report >>14117372 3
While the others try to beat the fire out, you look for water or a fire extinguisher.
You luckily find a fire extinguisher nearby. You point the nozzle at the tree and try to extinguish it. Unfortunately nothing comes out. It seems it's broken or was used before or something.
The fire has spread towards the side of the tree now, and is spreading upwards.
>>14117449 dubs
You look around the place for a fire extinguisher but can't find any nearby. You then see
>>14117372 using the fire extinguisher, but it seems to be broken anyway.
Looking around you see a kettle of hot chocolate on the table. In fact it's already cold for some reason.
>>14117372 >>14117449 As Scrunge is trying to get the fire extinguisher to work, Moe comes in with some cold hot chocolate. He splashes it on the tree which puts out a good amount of the fire. Then the workers begin beating the fire out.
>>14117409 81
Kalina: "Hmph! But he's making complete sense! Reindeer can't fly! Now my plan to capture him is ruined!"
Foster: "C-capture him?"
John: "BAHAHAHA THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. YOU CAN STEAL ALL THE PRESENTS FOR YOURSELF!"
Aki: "H-hey santa isn't meant to be captured! uhh I think..."
Aki looks at you for confirmation, having being new to Christmas and all.
All of a sudden the voice denying Santa's existence over the speaker cuts out and another voice comes on.
Voice: "Denier of Santa, listen well. Santa's reindeer are able to fly because of the magic corn he grows in the north pole. Show yourself, infidel, unless you repent of your unjolly ways. I will be waiting for you"
Kalina pouts.
Kalina: "I guess that makes sense..."
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Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Thu 23 Dec 2021 23:34:11 No. 14117585 Report >>14117450 >>14117430 Santa Believer: "Get somebody to investigate that voice, humans and arume have very distinct voices, if it's familiar to anyone then we'll narrow our search down considerably"
Worker: "Well this person was using some sort of voice changer, but we'll see what we can do..."
Santa Believer exits the room in epic fashion. His devotion to Santa is unbreakable.
Jack: "Hmm. someone might have screwed with the recordings, do we have any spare CDs to use instead?"
Worker: "This was the only CD given by Greg... He wanted us to play it to fill the base with Christmas Spirit or something... Didn't know there was that recording in the middle of all those songs..."
>>14117450 You storm out of the room epically to find the Santa denier, and see Alfie run over as you exit.
Alfie: "S-so you were right! The enemy was a Santa denier! Do you have any idea who it might be!? I think I might have a couple hunches..."
>>14117471 65
You begin causing pranks around the base. You move presents when others aren't looking, you hide decorations, etc.
As you're doing this you see the Christmas tree catch on fire, and normies panicking to put it out. It's a joyful sight to see. As you're distracted by the tree though, you forget to watch your back and get grabbed by your collar from behind while hiding a decoratoin.
"Hey you! Are you the one causing all this mischievous!? Are you the Santa denier!?"
It's a big black dude and he seems pretty angry?
Black guy: "You think Santa's fake!?"
>>14117495 You run over to Greg's office and kick over the door. You see Greg there drinking some whiskey and pacing around the room.
Greg: "Ah, did you find out who was making the speech!? This isn't good... It seems that guy talking about the Santa denier was right... They were the true enemy..."
Santa Believer
>>14117585 "Hunches? Then tell me them, at this point there can't be any wrong answers."
ha(m)lton
>>14117585 "Greg, have you checked if no one has tampered with your announcement system?"
Scientist of Santology (Jack)
Scientist of Santology (Jack) ID:8qlDMoqh Thu 23 Dec 2021 23:43:37 No. 14117629 Report >>14117585 Well, we have someone screwing with recordings on top of the ice incident. I could try and look on cams again to see who could have entered greg's office to tamper with it, but I'll need to know how long ago you were given the CD?
Jeremy Gigglebert
>>14117583 >Nod to Aki >To Kalina: "Besides, if he wasn't real, why would be we all be celebrating and telling you he's real?"
The JOKER
>>14117585 >immeadiatly freeze up, as my fear of minorities has not yet been washed away by the joy caused by my chaos "N-no sir, I love Santa! Its horrible to see that there are people trying to ruin our festivities!"
>try to scurry away from the negroid after scrambling to explain myself Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh
Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh ID:BQ25OnyC Thu 23 Dec 2021 23:46:22 No. 14117641 Report >>14117583 >Well that wasn't so hard "Now, could one of you infidels tell me what is going on?"
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Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Thu 23 Dec 2021 23:59:58 No. 14117716 Report >>14117599 Alfie: "Well, I went to the camera room to check what that guy was talking about... And it turns out the guy touches the kettle before me was..."
He looks around and then whispers
"The jew... I've already arrested him as the leader of the Party Planning Committee... He's in a storage closet... I didn't want to interrogate him without one of the investigators present."
>>14117605 Greg: "It's not possible... The only places where you can make an announcement are here, Aki's office, and the comms room... I was here in my office the entire time, and Aki's office is always locked... Which means that it came from the comms room. The same place the music was playing..."
He stops pacing and stands still.
"Either it was someone in the comms room, or it was already burned into the cd playing the music..."
>>14117629 Worker: "We were given it this morning... Greg ordered us to play it all day."
>>14117631 89
Kalina makes a thonking face: "I don't know, I have a hard time trusting adults you know..."
Aki: "Well you can trust us. Why don't you stick around and watch the play? It's gonna be super fun."
Kalina: "Hmm fine. But it better be quick. I need to get back to finish my plan to capture Santa."
Aki: "R-right... Alright everyone, let's get ready."
>>14117641 One of the fed up workers speaks up.
Worker: "All damn day things have been going wrong that's what! Greg said he would take care of it but he hasn't done a damn thing!"
The worker storms off.
Another worker: "I heard a group of Arume were trying to ruin christmas or something... I guess it's working..."
>>14117636 10
"I aint lettin yo ass get away!"
He holds onto your collar firmly.
"I'm takin yo ass to greg! I found da santa denier bitch ass! HAHAHA"
He begins trying to drag you to greg by the collar.
Anonymous
>>14117605 "Who gave you the Christmas carols CD"
Jeremy Gigglebert
>>14117716 >Get ready to perform the greatest play of all time >Makle sure I'm suited up in the autistic costume and I've got my lines memorised Scientist of Santology (Jack)
Scientist of Santology (Jack) ID:8qlDMoqh Fri 24 Dec 2021 00:05:08 No. 14117743 Report >>14117716 right, if you have to skip over that part then so be it, I have something to ask greg.
>head over to greg's office Hey, how long have you had the CD prepared? need time estimates for my next camera crawl
Santa Believer
>>14117716 "Of course, a Jew would sabotage Christmas, good work. Now we just have to find the other saboteurs"
>Go check on the stockings The JOKER
>>14117716 "Let me go! This is ridiculous!"
>try to free myself from this melaninated individual Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh
Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh ID:BQ25OnyC Fri 24 Dec 2021 00:24:13 No. 14117850 Report >>14117716 >Ruin christmas,,? >Allah, the aliens are a strange sort. >This is none of my business, so may as well take a look around. >First, find out who started the fire. Try to recall the faces of anyone who left recently Arume Christmas Special Part 2
Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 00:24:33 No. 14117854 Report >>14117728 >>14117743 Jack ENTERS Greg's office as well.
Halton: "Who gave you the Christmas carols CD"
Greg: "W-well I gave the CD to Alfie. I told him to load the best Christmas carols onto it."
Jack: "Hey, how long have you had the CD prepared? need time estimates for my next camera crawl"
Greg: "I was given it last night... Alfie loaded all the songs onto it. He is the leader of the Party Planning Committee after all."
>>14117734 17
You all get into your autistic ass costumes. Aki's costume consists of a bunch of bedsheets or something. It seems she's made it to look like something similar to a toga. Probably trying to get the middle eastern semitic look, but failing since it looks like bedsheets. John’s is probably the most normal costume. It’s just a santa outfit.
You try to get all your lines memorized but since you haven’t had much time to practise, they’re still a little practice blurry in your head.
Aki seems to be really getting into it, she reads over the script multiple times. She almost seems nervous to you. You’ve never seen her nervous before. Even when giving speeches to large swaths of soldiers she’s unusually composed.
>>14117761 Alfie: "H-hey don't you wanna interrogate him first..."
You go check on the stockings, but as you make your way there you spot the big christmas tree. Except it looks it got burnt. There's smoke coming off of it, and one side is basically just charcoal.
Alfie: "Oh my... So they've been busy while we were distracted by the announcement on the speakers..."
>>14117791 13
You try to free yourself but his grip is too strong. He's like a gorilla with his strength. Almost looks like one too.
He continues dragging you to Greg's office.
"Stop strugglin whitey! I'm takin yo santa denyin ass down!"
He is gonna reach Greg next post if you don't figure out a way to stop him.
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Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 00:25:52 No. 14117858 Report >>14117850 5
You can remember a few of the workers who were working there. There was also that old man who was trying to beat the tree. From that information you can't really tell who set the fire. No one really stands out other than the old man, and it seems he was trying to put it out too.
Santa Believer
>>14117854 "This is why, they work quickly"
>Get to the stockings before it's too late The JOKER
>>14117854 "Let me go goddammit!"
>desperately looking for a way out, i contort my mouth into a twisted smile for I have found a solution >a word so powerful that even the biggest gorilla blackie will shudder and scream in fear >i fill my lungs with air and shout it out "NIGGER !!!!!!!!!!"
Scientist of Santology (Jack)
Scientist of Santology (Jack) ID:8qlDMoqh Fri 24 Dec 2021 00:39:14 No. 14117907 Report >>14117854 ...that MOTHERFUCKER.
>write this down, screw the cams, go ENTER wherever the hell alfie went off to Alfie, you better have a good alabi, greg says you handed him the CD which went to the comms group.
Jeremy Gigglebert
>>14117854 >Put a hand on her shoulder "Relax, just embrace your character and let the acting come naturally."
>Try to hide my nerves since I can't remember half my lines >Start reading that script again, burn this shit to memory Anonymous
>>14117854 "Does anyone in particular handle the transmission of these CDs? Or you gave Alfie permission to play the CD himself."
>After that question is answered, stroll back to where alfie could possibly be at Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh
Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh ID:BQ25OnyC Fri 24 Dec 2021 00:46:14 No. 14117936 Report >>14117858 >Take a look at the tree's remains >Maybe there's something unusual there Arume Christmas Special Part 2
Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 00:59:29 No. 14117998 Report >>14117886 You make your way over to where the stockings are hanging. Looking inside, they're all filled with coal.
Alfie: "Godammit! Christmas is truly ruined! First the hot chocolate, then the announcement, then the tree and now this!"
>>14117893 25
You yell out that sacred word. The black man pauses for a second in shock. You're able to get free from his grip during this time. But that shock slowly turns to anger. The niggers face contorts and he goes to punch you. Luckily you're free from his grip now so you can try to dodge or run away.
>>14117907 >>14117923 21 and 86
Jack: "...that MOTHERFUCKER."
Jack writes everything down.
Greg: "N-now hold on a minute. This doesn't mean that he actually did it put that recording on there."
Halton: "Does anyone in particular handle the transmission of these CDs? Or you gave Alfie permission to play the CD himself."
Greg: "Well it was one of my personal CDs. It was blank until I gave it to Alfie. I'm not sure how he got the songs on there, i'm not good with the technology stuff, so I gave it to him. After that he just gave it back. I'm not sure what he did exactly but it worked! Until that speech came on of course..."
You two get out of the room to look for Alfie. You see him in the distance with Santa believer near the stockings. He seems distressed.
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Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 01:00:00 No. 14118003 Report >>14117936 4
You look at the tree's remains. It's hard to see any clues since its just charcoal on one side of the tree. According to some witnesses the fire came from the bottom middle of the tree and spread outwards.
They only noticed it when it was too late. They didn't see the fire immediately since the tree is so thick, and the foliage blocks their vision of the inside of the tree.
>>14117915 91
You begin reading the script again and burn some more of that horrible dialogue into your memory. You feel kind of confident in your memorization of the script now.
Aki puts on her game face.
Aki: "I've been in many battles and am in command of hundreds of lives... I won't lose to a silly little play. Let's do this."
Aki takes one look behind the curtain and sees the audience.
Aki: "M-maybe on second thought we can delay for a bit..."
Her face looks white with fear.
Santa Believer
>>14117998 >Take some of the coal "Those evil sons of bitches... come on, Alfie, we have to interrogate this Jew"
>Take him off for some Jew interrogation Anonymous
>>14117998 "Right alfie, wanna explain what is going on? Greg mentioned you were involved in the creation of a CD that contained played an anti-christmas speech. Not saying you did it, but we need you to mention step by step the process that you went through, from the acquisition of the carols to the insertion of the disk to the intercomms."
Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh
Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh ID:BQ25OnyC Fri 24 Dec 2021 01:04:01 No. 14118017 Report >>14118003 >Take a look at that specific section. Maybe there's frayed cables from the light or something like that. Scientist of Santology (Jack)
Scientist of Santology (Jack) ID:8qlDMoqh Fri 24 Dec 2021 01:06:30 No. 14118029 Report >>14117998 >home in on the believer, Alfie should be nearby. Alfie, did you by chance tamper with the CD that greg got you to put the christmas music on?
Jeremy Gigglebert
>>14118003 "Huh? Have you got stage-fright? Hahaha!"
>Give her a confident look "You lead those people every day, surely you can stand in front of them. Let's do this."
The JOKER
>>14117998 >run away while shouting NIGGER over and over again Arume Christmas Special Part 2
Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 01:29:24 No. 14118137 Report >>14118009 Alfie: "Roger! Let's end this thing!"
You take some of the coal in the stockings but you two are about to make your way to the jew, you are stopped by Jack and Halton.
>>14118009 >>14118014 >>14118029 Halton: "Right alfie, wanna explain what is going on? Greg mentioned you were involved in the creation of a CD that contained played an anti-christmas speech. Not saying you did it, but we need you to mention step by step the process that you went through, from the acquisition of the carols to the insertion of the disk to the intercomms."
Alfie: "N-nani!? You two again!? You think I was the one that recorded that speech!?"
Jack: "Alfie, did you by chance tamper with the CD that greg got you to put the christmas music on?"
Alfie: "Look, I only burned on the music I found onto the CD, and then left it in Greg's office... Plus, anyone could tamper with it after that! In fact! I found a good suspect! Even Santa Believer agrees with me! I managed to arrest the jew who was working under me. I put him in a maintenance closet nearby. I'm sure if we interrogate him, we'll know the truth!"
>>14118017 60
You look in that specific section and see what might be burnt paper. It's hard to tell exactly what it is since it's all burnt to char, but you think you can make it out to be paper. The burnt paper almost forms a trail towards the tree trunk for some reason.
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Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 01:29:40 No. 14118139 Report >>14118038 81
Aki: "B-but I've never acted like someone else in front of them! I always act like Aki!"
She sees your confident look and it reassures her.
Aki: "Alright... I'll just have to do my best."
One of the workers that was working on the play comes in.
Worker: "Alright Jeremy, your scene is first. Then Aki comes in."
Aki gives you a thumbs up with a determined look. Depending on how your scene goes it might give Aki some confidence.
>>14118065 20
You run away from him while shouting NIGGER over and over again. It's causing quite the commotion and making a scene. Really takes away from the christmas spirit.
Unfortunately this ultra giga nigga is fast as fuck and will catch up to you soon.
"STOP RUNNIN RAYCIS ASS WHITEY!"
Also you yelling NIGGER is attracting other niggers to chase you too. Now there's multiple niggers on your tail.
Anonymous
>>14118137 "Why exactly do you suspect him?"
>Go to the storage room Santa Believer
>>14118137 >>14118154 "Is it really so implausible that a Jew would help sabotage Christmas?"
The JOKER
>>14118139 >laugh like a madman as iam running away from this pack of chimps >look for the room with the christmas tree Anonymous
>>14118161 "Well, I am still open for possible suspects, but alfie has been on the boat of being related with almost all incidents so far in a meaningful way."
Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh
Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh ID:BQ25OnyC Fri 24 Dec 2021 01:36:57 No. 14118178 Report >>14118137 >That's not normal. "Hey, come take a look at this!"
Scientist of Santology (Jack)
Scientist of Santology (Jack) ID:8qlDMoqh Fri 24 Dec 2021 01:39:53 No. 14118197 Report >>14118137 I don't quite trust you yet, but an suspect is a suspect, let's see what he has to say.
>think I'll be checking the cameras to see if anyone unauthorised entered gregs office then, and when exactly that tree started burning
Santa Believer
Quoted By:
>>14118173 "Only because he's the head of the PPC, of course he's going to be related to the incidents"
Jeremy Gigglebert
>>14118139 >Give her a reassuring hug "Good luck."
>Take to the stage and begin when everyone's ready Arume Christmas Special Part 2
Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 02:03:46 No. 14118292 Report >>14118154 >>14118161 >>14118197 Halton: "Why exactly do you suspect him?"
Santa Believer: "Is it really so implausible that a Jew would help sabotage Christmas?"
Alfie: "Well, I have multiple reasons. First he is a jew. Second he was the one to take a drink of the hot chocolate before me. And third, well... he's jewish..."
Halton: "Well, I am still open for possible suspects, but alfie has been on the boat of being related with almost all incidents so far in a meaningful way."
Alfie: “I told you I’m being framed!”
Jack: “I don't quite trust you yet, but an suspect is a suspect, let's see what he has to say. I'll be checking the cameras to see if anyone unauthorised entered gregs office then, and when exactly that tree started burning”
>>14118161 >>14118154 You two go over to the maintenance closet, while jack goes to the camera room.
Alfie: "Right in here..."
He opens the closet and you see a tied up jew in there with duct tape over his mouth. There's enough room in there for you all.
Alfie: "I-I'm not really good at all this interrogation stuff so feel free to take the lead! I would start by questioning his beliefs in Santa!"
The jew angrily mumbles something but you don't understand any of it since he has duct tape over his mouth.
>>14118197 You separate from the others and head over to the camera room again. The workers get everything set up for you again.
You can choose where to start.
>>14118164 48
You begin laughing as a bunch of angry riled up niggers chase you. It truly is a glorious day.
You see where the Christmas tree is. It's half burnt and there's a crowd gathered around it. The niggers will catch up to you soon if you don't do something.
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Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 02:04:02 No. 14118294 Report >>14118178 65
Some workers gather around and look confused.
Worker: "What? Charcoal?"
Upon closer inspection you see at there's some kind of a hole in the tree where the paper leads. It looks like a section of the tree was hollowed out. It was covered using branches and foliage initially. The hole doesn't seem to be too big, about a few inches wide on all sides.
Worker: "Looks like there's a trail or something and it leads to inside the tree..."
>>14118237 81
Aki: "You too."
She embraces you for a while longer until she finally forces herself to let go.
Aki: "Let's show them the true meaning of Christmas." :ganbare
You’re not really sure Aki gets the true meaning of Christmas but you appreciate the sentiment.
You get on stage and feel the audience's eyes all on you. You start with your monologue in your cardboard space ship. For some reason the audience is loving it. They keep laughing thinking it's supposed to be a comedy, but it's keeping them entertained. You're nailing everything.
Jeremy Gigglebert
>>14118294 >ACT MY HEART OUT Santa Believer
>>14118292 >Take the tape off of his mouth "So, you're a Jew..."
Scientist of Santology (Jack)
Scientist of Santology (Jack) ID:8qlDMoqh Fri 24 Dec 2021 02:06:37 No. 14118305 Report >>14118292 >alright, there should be a camera right outside Greg's office, first I should find the point alfie should have brought the CD to Greg. >then, continue onwards from there to our meeting this morning, and note EVERYONE who enters the office in the meantime Seagal
Quoted By:
>>14116010 >bursts walking out of the wall “Anybody seen Richie?”
The JOKER
>>14118292 >Take my chance at causing even more chaos and climb up the christmas tree Anonymous
>>14118292 >Right, lets see... Take off the duct tape from his mouth "I believe you could make some things clear, first, after the short break you drank some hot chocolate, did you find anything unusual as you were drinking it? Something like the temperature of the hot chocolate not being... Hot?"
>Unless a third unknown person appears this is going to quickly become a dead end, plus this man has no reason to lie if he's unaware of my running theory. Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh
Muhammad Ali Yahya Abadi Bani Quraysh ID:BQ25OnyC Fri 24 Dec 2021 02:10:02 No. 14118325 Report >>14118294 >Take out my kilij and use it to lop off chunks of charcoal from the trunk so I can get a good look at the hollow Steven Seagal
>>14116010 >bursts walking out of a nearby wall where everyone is “Anybody seen richie?”
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Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 04:32:47 No. 14118994 Report >>14118302 13
You continue playing your part perfectly, but you notice the cardboard space ship is starting to come apart. It's very poorly held together with duct tape, and it's about to break down at any point.
You see Aki peeking through the curtain and she looks happy that the audience is enjoying it.
>>14118304 >>14118319 The duct tape gets taken off his mouth.
Santa Believer: "So, you're a Jew..."
Jew: "W-what does that have to do with anything?"
Halton: "I believe you could make some things clear, first, after the short break you drank some hot chocolate, did you find anything unusual as you were drinking it? Something like the temperature of the hot chocolate not being... Hot?
Jew: "What!? What the fuck? Did you really kidnap me and put me in this closet to talk about fuckin hot chocolate!?"
You guys hear the door slam behind you. Alfie is nowhere to be seen.
>>14118305 You go to the spot where Alfie goes to Greg's office with the CD. You see him clearly enter the office with a CD case in hand. After that you see Greg enter and exit multiple times, but he has no other visitors. That is until the meeting this morning, where you investigators showed up.
>>14118325 96
You start cutting small branches and stuff off the tree to get a good look at the hollow part. You see that it was made manually since it's cut in a square shape. Inside you see what seems to be burnt candle wax and a metal holder for where the candle would stand in. It looks like there was some paper crumpled up around the bottom of the candle which is now burnt. All of a sudden you see this nigga
>>14118317 running towards the tree. A bunch of black dudes are chasing him. He climbs up the tree to get away from them.
Things get even more confusing.
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Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 04:33:03 No. 14118996 Report >>14118317 83
You push past the crowd and jump onto the non burnt side of the tree. You begin climbing it before the blacks can catch up to you. The blacks try to climb themselves but keep tripping up on each other.
>>14118325 >>14118317 Now Joker is at the top of the tree and the black dudes are trying to climb up and get him. The workers there are yelling at joker and the black guys to get off. But the blacks don't listen to reason.
>>14118338 You burst onto the scene and ask for richie. No one really understands you and ignores you.
Except one soldier.
Soldier: "Hey, are you steven seagal? Oh shit you're still alive? I didn't think you'd make it through the invasion."
Steven Seagal
>>14118996 “Listen jackass, i need to find this Alfie everyone been talking about. Compreende?”
>motion my hands in front of his face in a weird aikido way Jeremy Gigglebert
>>14118994 >Pray to the lord above on this holy day that it does not fall apart >GANBARE CARDBOARD SPACESHIP-KUN >Keep doing my part Santa Believer
>>14118994 >Peek out the closet "OI ALFIE, WHERE ARE YA GOING?"
Arume Christmas Special Part 2
Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 05:00:23 No. 14119062 Report >>14119031 The soldier puts a hand to his chin.
"Alfie... Alfie... Oh yeah. I remember him. He's the head of the Party Planning Committee. He was bossing my whole squad around earlier this morning. What do you need him for?"
>>14119046 14
You continue doing your part and the audiences keeps laughing at your well delivered lines.
However, cardboard spaceship-kun is at his wits end. He completely falls apart.
The audiences begins laughing though, they think this part of the act.
You hear Aki whisper from the curtain.
"Hey! Good work! I didn't even think of that!"
Now Foster enters the scene. He looks a bit under the weather. Not nervous like Aki, but embarrassed. You guys begin having a fight scene.
Foster whispers: "This is so damn painful..." As the audience laughs at him.
>>14119048 Gotta wait for the Halton
Steven Seagal
>>14119062 >whip out my katana, the same one that i gifted to Maduro earlier this year “I need to have a talk with him compadre”
The JOKER
Quoted By:
"Prepare for my newest magic trick, NIGGERS!">shake the tree in an attempt to topple it over, making it land directly on top of the pack of negroes
Jeremy Gigglebert
>>14119062 >Whisper back: "Chin up, it could be worse . . ."
>Suplex him Arume Christmas Special Part 2
Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 05:13:01 No. 14119102 Report >>14119067 47
Soldier: "Woah.. Cool sword."
He admires the glorious Nippon steel for a second.
Soldier: "Well he's been working a lot with Greg recently to plan the Christmas party. He might be in his office. You know where that is? I can show you. I'm a big fan of your movies."
He makes the :bag face.
>>14119082 8
Foster: "How could this be any wors-"
During the fight scene you grab him and do an epic suplex. It's extremely well executed. In fact, it's too well executed.
Foster falls through this makeshift stage, making a hole in that one area.
Foster: "N-Nice one..."
Aki grins and gives you a nice thumbs up for that suplex. But now a portion of the stage is unusable. The audience continues cracking up.
Steven Seagal
>>14119102 “Lead the way but don’t talk much, you don’t wanna see me on my bad side”
>follow him Jeremy Gigglebert
>>14119102 "Sorry, I think I got a bit carried away."
>Try to salvage the situation and get back on script >Keep up the acting Arume Christmas Special Part 2
Arume Christmas Special Part 2 ID:0cRZivoA Fri 24 Dec 2021 05:32:41 No. 14119142 Report Quoted By:
>>14119106 Soldier: "Huh, does that mean this is your good side... Damn..."
He leads you towards Greg's office and opens the door. You see him in there speaking with a boy in uniform and a large jacket. He seems no older than 16.
He salutes.
Soldier: "Sir! Steven Seagal requested to speak with Alfie!"
The boy: "Huh? Steven Seagal? Who's that? And why does he want to speak with me?"
Greg: "Huh? That can't be Steven Seagal..."
Greg starts inspecting your face.
>>14119109 4
Foster: "I-I've had worse..."
Foster crawls his way out of the hole and you two continue your scene.
After that Foster and you exit your scene and go backstage. The scene was another success. Now it's Aki's turn.
Foster: "Damn, they really like the play don't they... I mean it might be for a different reason Aki likes it, but still."
You watch Aki start her scene. She's a bit shy and quiet at first, but she eventually loosens up and starts getting into her role.
By the end of the scene she gets so into it, that she forgets there's a huge hole there, and falls into it. The hole gets even bigger, and Aki gets red in the face with embarrassment. The audience however, really enjoyed it.
Aki finishes up her scene just as shy as she started it and then hurries backstage with you guys.
Foster: "Y-you nailed it..."
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The End.
