SCUSE MEH, PADRON MEH, SCUSE MEH, SORRY 'BOUT DAT
>desperately gasp for air
SCUSE MEH, COMING THROUGH, SCUSE MEH PLEASE, MOVE YOUR FOOT, PARDON MEH, SCUSE MEH AGAIN, WATCH IT
>takes deep breath
SCUSE MEH, PARON MEH PLEASE SIR, SCUSE MEH, OOP SORRY MA'AM, SCUSE MEH
>plops lard ass down onto chair with the force of 10 nuclear bombs
>exhales while eating a fist full of over buttered popcorn
>sips loudly on an XXXXXL diet soda

i fucking hate fat people