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Anonymous ID:IcsMQ9kv Sun 26 Dec 2021 06:46:55 No.14133243 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14133255

>wake up
>look down
>see this
wat do...???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eqoZW2Vx Sun 26 Dec 2021 06:47:45 No.14133249 Report

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Lick my own asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PE6Yz7nm Sun 26 Dec 2021 06:48:42 No.14133254 Report

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cute gem

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Anonymous ID:jEKX9b/m Sun 26 Dec 2021 06:48:52 No.14133255 Report

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>>14133243
Acquire a kot id.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:34eCW4X9 Sun 26 Dec 2021 08:12:09 No.14133640 Report

Quoted By: >>14133653

Well let's just get this out of the way, first thing has to be auto-fellatio, without a doubt.
After that I would probably go to the annoying neighbor's house and take a big 'ol shit/piss in their yard/porch in broad daylight.
After that idk maybe i'd climb a tree or find some pussy

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Anonymous ID:jEKX9b/m Sun 26 Dec 2021 08:14:58 No.14133653 Report

Quoted By: >>14133672

>>14133640
>first thing has to be auto-fellatio, without a doubt.
Spiked penis and gritty tongue, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:34eCW4X9 Sun 26 Dec 2021 08:20:07 No.14133672 Report

Quoted By: >>14133683

>>14133653
Wait the penis is spiked?? Damn I thought it was just the tongue cats are fucking wild
If the combination would create a sort of velcro effect that doesn't sound very fun so I'd settle for a rimjob instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jEKX9b/m Sun 26 Dec 2021 08:23:25 No.14133683 Report

Quoted By: >>14133704

>>14133672
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_spines
If you've ever heard stray cats screeching and yowling in the middle of the night, now you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:34eCW4X9 Sun 26 Dec 2021 08:31:27 No.14133704 Report

Quoted By: >>14133718

>>14133683
>Upon withdrawal of a cat's penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which may serve as a trigger for ovulation.
Genuinely fascinating. I was not expecting to learn something ITT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jEKX9b/m Sun 26 Dec 2021 08:36:27 No.14133718 Report

Quoted By: >>14133758

>>14133704
>Humans: I'm going to engage in an overly-long courting ritual in an attempt to develop an emotional bonds before I stimulate your genitals in a very precise manner which will bring you pleasure and increase the odds of impregnation.
>Cats: Did somebody say PENIS SPIKES?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:34eCW4X9 Sun 26 Dec 2021 08:46:41 No.14133758 Report

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>>14133718
So much for the master species
I look down at my penis now in disgust knowing it will never be retractable, have a spiked tip or a reinforced core. Also I want enhanced low-light vision

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