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>rothschilds bow to the Cacadanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control India with an iron rectum
>own loos and designated shitting streets all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Cacagrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be caca Babies
>both perros said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of open defecation and unprecedented bowel movements with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Cacabots inside you right now
>The Cacadanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent Urdu in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the perros. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Cacadanoff
>The perros are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>The Cacadanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and intestinal progress
