>>14155682One thing about cold weather is that my nose always gets really runny when I'm out in it. If I was there, I would sneak up behind her and blow my nose right in her hair! I would embrace her from behind and hold her tightly before she could realize what had happened and flee. As she squirmed, I would bend down and whisper in her ear, "Just let this happen. You are too short, weak, and Asian to prevent this." A single tear would role down her cheek as the truth of what I had told her sunk in, and she would cease her struggling.
I would then blow my nose in her hair even more, until her hair was 100% covered in my snot. As my snot froze on her head, her beautiful hair would become a matted wreck beyond all hope of repair. She would have to cut it all off, and as a result, other men would not look at her as much. But I wouldn't love her any less.
