“The purpose of our high military spending is so that we may round up all the white American males and force them to get cosmetic surgery to look like tiktok anime-irl femboys. Then we’re going to sell them to the millions of lustful Japanese girls to become prostitutes in service of Japan as collateral as all our national debt is mainly owned to our great honourable Japanese overlords. Yes they will be made to wear school girl outfits. Yes they will forget how to speak English. This is the price we have to pay for siding with those Israeli baka-heads and their anti-Palestinian anti-semitism. Don’t worry. They’ll undergo anime-ification too.”