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YOU WILL LEARN CHINESE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

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In case you haven't noticed, China is taking over the world. They've become so developed that the Chinese workers you thought were cheap labor have become pretty expensive which forced China to move to Africa so they can continue manufacturing their stuff for cheap. China is colonizing Africa as we speak.

The Chinese sphere of influence is growing non-stop and it will eventually affect you in one way or another. For this reason, you should be studying Chinese so you can prepare for the future.

Expected answers:
>derp they'll learn english
No, they won't. Xi JinPing has banned English from China. ESLs are illegals there.

>herp derp its too difficult
It's always people who have NEVER studied Chinese (Mandarin) who say "it's soooo difficult bro".

>derp derp china bad
Adapt.

>that girl is japanese
Nope, she's 100% Han.

I have written an entire blog just so you can find out what the experience is like to learn Chinese. What is the process like? Which parts are easy and difficult? Are tones that hard (spoilers: they're not)? Is it true you need to learn 15 thousand characters :surprisedpikachu:?

Stop everything you're doing and go read it right now. Your future depends on this.
https://teachyourselfmandarin.wordpress.com/

Go do it now! Go! Your Chinese tradwife is waiting for you.