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One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other.
The Policemen heard the noise
And set out to find those two dead boys
If you don't this story is true
Ask the blind man - he saw it too.
I went to the movies tomorrow
I took a front seat in the back
I fell from the floor to the ceiling
And broke a front bone in my back
I bought a plain donut with raisins
I buttered it well with jam
I walked all the way home in a taxi.
I saw a dead donkey die
I picked up a rock and couldn’t lift it
And threw it at a cowboys eye
Now ladies and gents the next item
Is a song to be danced by men.
