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Quoted By: >>14172820 >>14172822 >>14172848 >>14172945 >>14173131 >>14174614
Hope, they don't do this for toilets.
> me walking around a city
> a suddent sensation, need to find toilet very soon
> speed up the walk, wander subway for 10 minutes
> find one, a sigh of relief
> looks weird though ngl
> upon closer inspection, there is no hole for pennies
> the sense of hapiness leaves as suddenly as it came
> upon closer inspection "with 20 squats begin your day and on the other side relieve yourself you may"
> ok, shouldn't be too hard
> begin the set, as my body begins the timer to the disaster
>> ((40 seconds))
> do ten, muscles warmup
>>> ((25 seconds))
> finish 20
> OPEN SESAME
> nothing happens
> cold sweat starts dripping down my neck
> mtf the machine didn't notice me
> begin the set AGAIN, going deeper
>> ((15 seconds))
> get flashbacks to crappy 90's action movies, with bomb with seconds away from explosion
>> ((8 seconds))
> 15 done
> done, sweetlordandheavensaboveletmein
>> ((2 second))
> grab the handle, start yanking the door
> too fast, the ekectric lock jams and pauses
> let out an audible scream of anger and frustration
> pull on the door with all my weight, the door flies open
> force of the pull makes me stumble backwards and fall
>> ((0 seconds))
> as I'm getting up, my body finally gives up
> the gates of Constantinopole has been breached
> The only thing falling faster then Rome is the never ending stream of fluid leaving me
> the wave of brown barbarians is sudenly joined by the stream of golden shower of arrows
> remain on my knees, accepting my fate
> pants are competely drenched
> take one last look at the cursed box
> the green thing towering above me with her doors wide open, as if mocking me
> from the corner of the eye, notice two blondes staring at me
> eyes wide open, completely pale
"" they know""
> slowly start limping away home, as only a long cold shower can now clean my body and soul
And that kids, is the tale of how I realized that Ted Kazynski was right.
> me walking around a city
> a suddent sensation, need to find toilet very soon
> speed up the walk, wander subway for 10 minutes
> find one, a sigh of relief
> looks weird though ngl
> upon closer inspection, there is no hole for pennies
> the sense of hapiness leaves as suddenly as it came
> upon closer inspection "with 20 squats begin your day and on the other side relieve yourself you may"
> ok, shouldn't be too hard
> begin the set, as my body begins the timer to the disaster
>> ((40 seconds))
> do ten, muscles warmup
>>> ((25 seconds))
> finish 20
> OPEN SESAME
> nothing happens
> cold sweat starts dripping down my neck
> mtf the machine didn't notice me
> begin the set AGAIN, going deeper
>> ((15 seconds))
> get flashbacks to crappy 90's action movies, with bomb with seconds away from explosion
>> ((8 seconds))
> 15 done
> done, sweetlordandheavensaboveletmein
>> ((2 second))
> grab the handle, start yanking the door
> too fast, the ekectric lock jams and pauses
> let out an audible scream of anger and frustration
> pull on the door with all my weight, the door flies open
> force of the pull makes me stumble backwards and fall
>> ((0 seconds))
> as I'm getting up, my body finally gives up
> the gates of Constantinopole has been breached
> The only thing falling faster then Rome is the never ending stream of fluid leaving me
> the wave of brown barbarians is sudenly joined by the stream of golden shower of arrows
> remain on my knees, accepting my fate
> pants are competely drenched
> take one last look at the cursed box
> the green thing towering above me with her doors wide open, as if mocking me
> from the corner of the eye, notice two blondes staring at me
> eyes wide open, completely pale
"" they know""
> slowly start limping away home, as only a long cold shower can now clean my body and soul
And that kids, is the tale of how I realized that Ted Kazynski was right.
