New Official©®™ Yonkers Thread #14,711

Celebrate the brilliant esoteric verbosity and creative integrity of our resident original Central-American artistic genius here – Jordan ‘Yonkers Macker Mellemantle Relashni’ Rivera!
Still going strong on bant, selflessly seeking validation, acceptance, credibility and justification from complete strangers online since 1962.

Home of the “LTN - Lole Television Network”

YONKERS DISCORD (confirmed): macker.#1352

PLAY THE YONKERS GAME and GIVE HIM THE ATTENTION HE CRAVES AND DESERVES!

HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.

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Help to re-educate Our Boy so he can become a fully-fledged human.
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