So guys I'm kind of fucked up about this I think I've got some PTS or something. But I was in my grandmas bedroom fingering my anus right while she was in the kitchen making about 300 eggs with bacon and sausage.

Right? I heard this loud bang and I was like oh fuck it's santa clause he's here to give me presents.

So I ran over to the kitchen and she was dead. She fell off a ladder onto a knife and was bleeding out.

So I was like wow grandma what the fuck, so I took a fat shit right on her face.

By the way I'm gay.

Heil Hitler.

I love you.

I'm gay by the way.