>soibois bow to Jack
>in contact with bulls
>rumoured to possess homosexual abilities
>controls Denver with an iron but fair fist
>own BSDM dungeons and sperm banks all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient cuckold blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Cuckgrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every beard editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will not be Jack Babies
>both beard colors said to contain 200+ men's semen
>ancient American scriptures tell of two grifters who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of unenlightenment and unprecedented regression with them
>Jack owns Pozobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have AIDSbots inside you right now
>The beard is in regular communication with the lords of hell Beezlebub and Mephistopheles, forwarding the word of Satan to the Anglican Church
>Jack learned fluent American in under a week
>Nation states entrust their cum reserves with Jack. There's no cum in Ft. Knox, only Jack's asshole
>Jack is 36 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the gang bang to the end of the cuckoverse
>Jack will guide humanity into a new age of idiocy, homosexuality, and wive's sons
