>old job from like 6 years ago in retail
>night shift boss was a bit of a douche, but he was manageable and work was nice as the branch I was working wasn't busy often
>boss gradually grew to be more of a cunt to the point of forcing us to work unpaid overtime if we annoyed him
>one night, he and I loudly argued over his tyrannical behavior that made three coworkers (close friends as well) quit
>he threw wads of cash at me and ordered me to pick it us
>I instead threw my work badge at him and told him to eat shit before I left
>yelled at me as I was walking out to my car that I'm banned from coming here again
>...
>1 year passed yet the boss was still working there
>decided to have revenge by coming when he was working to trash his car
>come at 1 AM on a bicycle wearing black sweatpants, hoodie, ski mask, gloves, and sneakers as well as a dufflebag
>broke the windows with a crowbar
>broke the plastics and bits around the gear so I can force it into neutral and push it into a quieter place and out of CCTV range
>it was a 2011 Corolla, so it was easy
>puncture the tires with a knife, disassembled the steering wheel, trashed all the seats with the knife
>opened up the hood and started stabbing the pipes that hold the fluids, broke the coolant tank with the crowbar, and poured cola into the engine oil reservoir
>took all the tools and items, stuffed them into my dufflebag, and left around 1:20 AM
>biked way past my home into an abandoned unfinished home and took off my hoodie and sweatpants as I was wearing a white shirt and sport shorts underneath
>stuffed the clothes into the duffle bag and hid it under some dead tree branches in the yard, removed the black duct tape covering my white bike, and biked back home
