The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing.. what a beautiful day for cooming! Good morning, Alex Lynx! I've been awake for twenty whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet! It's time to hop onto my porn throne and machine gun jack hammer my death grip bloodshot semi-chub with my roided doomfist once again!
I-Is t-that a..a female girl..?.. aUGH.. I..I must sniff.. SNNNNFF nnGH.. aAH.. OOH.. O..OH GOD.. aGH.. UUG..AUUG.. OH FUCK.. AAUNnNGH.. NNGH.. WAOUUGHH.. TABLE SLAMMING .. AUUGHH.. I'M ...C-COOMING! COOOM I'M-- COO I'M COOMING! COO I'M COOMING.. COO I'M.. COO .. COOMING.. COOMING I'M COOMING! COOO AAAAAAUGHH! OH FUCK! AUUGH.. COOMING! AUUGH! AAAAUGGH!! COOMEE-- NO! NOO--AAOOH! OH FUCK, IT'S EVERYWHERE.. COO AAUUUGHH!! OO.. OOOH! COUGHING OH MY FUCk.. oOH.. oh fUCK .. oh jesus.. oh sh.. oh fuck.. oh fu.. oh fuck.. ooh.. ooh... there you are.. my slippery white gift to the world.. my son.. my son.. oh fuck.. oh.. well.. time to get some breakfast.. actually, a little coom first wouldn't hurt.