"One night, the President is piss drunk, and he accidentally launches some nukes. He wakes up in the Oval Office, vomiting into a waste paper basket, and the Secretary of State is the first to come in.

He tells him that 3 American embassies have been bombed, China has expelled their diplomatic staff, Canada has declared war on them, and all but two nations have embargoed them.
The President asks, "who are the two who haven't embargoed us?", and the SoS responds "Greece and Turkey."
He asks "why Greece?" and the SoS responds "because you nuked their entire government into oblivion."
"And what about Turkey?" he asks.
"Because you nuked the entire Greek government into oblivion."