>>1433435want to give me a throwaway email? i'll send you a couple of questions to clear up what exactly it is that you do. then i'll try to reach out to my contacts in the railway service and ask them if it's even possible to give you access to do your magic on our trains.
then, i'll see if it's possible to allocate a budget to fly you over here and take a look at what we're working with. you probably won't get paid, but i'll handle your food and sleeping expenses. so it'll be like a free trip to bulgaria.
i realize this shit is complex and requires you to jump through hoops, but if you say no, i promise i'll never bother you again.