>>14228417I once cracked my skull by falling headfirst on the corner of a steel table. Also a dog bit me in the head. Both times they had to sew the wound on my head.
I also fell down the stairs and cracked a vertebrae once. I was left bedridden for half a year. After this third injury I finally achieved enlightenment, accelerated my chuuni phase, and ascended from normieness.
