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Anonymous ID:Sy5pAV3l Fri 14 Jul 2017 17:38:31 No.1423162 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1423990 >>1424002 >>1424013 >>1426327

ALL RIGHT /BANT! What was the most autistic thing you ever did as a kid? I'll start.
I wore a sombrero every day for about a month in 7th grade. I am white, and went to a school with a dress shirt/blazer/tie dress code. And I was the autist wearing a fucking party-store sombrero.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FI8w2whj Fri 14 Jul 2017 17:40:30 No.1423187 Report

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when i had to poo but someone was already in the bathroom, i would get on all four and pray to not shit my pants

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Anonymous ID:H2MXa2dz Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:26:04 No.1423629 Report

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Listned to backstreet boys nsync

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gy/UlWrP Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:34:14 No.1423708 Report

Quoted By: >>1423874 >>1424044

>Be me
>Be in 4th grade
>Sit on a desk during recess
>Start crying
>Cry even more
>I am now crying uncontrollably
>Friends ask me what's wrong
>Can't say anything properly because I'm bawling my eyes out
>Mutter out the word "walrus" for no fucking reason
>Let out a little chuckle
>I am now crying, laughing and muttering "walrus" all at the same time
>The whole fucking class is watching
>Teacher asks me what's wrong
>"I don't know", I say
>Many years later
>I still have no fucking idea why I started crying

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nomWSvwD Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:50:23 No.1423874 Report

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>>1423708

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Anonymous ID:AssVz8Oe Fri 14 Jul 2017 18:55:34 No.1423923 Report

Quoted By: >>1424018 >>1426194

My little pony. Thankfully I never used my real name or did anything too stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z5pi1W5d Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:00:16 No.1423984 Report

Quoted By: >>1425115

Used to talk to my hands and imagined them to be action figures that fought against eachother

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WmJ4KVj/ Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:00:37 No.1423990 Report

Quoted By: >>1424062

>>1423162
>be 10 years old
>friends with half-Negro kid of my school class (His mother is a nice Cuban negress)
>one day, suddenly start feeling anger towards him at a drawing class
>pick compass
>attack him
>race war now

To this day I still do not know why I did it. We stayed friends after that anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/ddTE+70 Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:01:39 No.1424002 Report

Quoted By: >>1424020

>>1423162
I use to run like Sonic in 3rd grade until a teacher told me how ridiculous I looked.
When I reached middle school I got super into weeb shit until 8th grade.
I was an edgelord in 9th-10th grade as well, but afterwards I kept thinking about how much of a sperg I was, and stopped.

I don't really have any big autistic stories, as I mostly kept to myself and tight group of friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fkgeEhVq Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:02:49 No.1424013 Report

Quoted By: >>1426259

>>1423162
I was so fucking bored I starting drawing all over my desk.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/ddTE+70 Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:03:04 No.1424018 Report

Quoted By: >>1424025

>>1423923
>Ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AssVz8Oe Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:03:21 No.1424020 Report

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>>1424002
I'm so glad I didn't get into anime until college. Saved myself a lot of childhood embarrassment.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AssVz8Oe Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:03:44 No.1424025 Report

Quoted By: >>1424086

>>1424018
?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S4TI8rRz Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:05:43 No.1424044 Report

Quoted By: >>1424131

>>1423708
>"Oh gee guys, I'm so TOTALLY RANDOM"
How is that the most autistic thing you did, it's just kind of stupid?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gy/UlWrP Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:06:32 No.1424060 Report

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Looks like I'm the bearer of the autismo throne in this thread :/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S4TI8rRz Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:06:48 No.1424062 Report

Quoted By: >>1424080

>>1423990
A slave mater's ghost possessed you for a second.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AssVz8Oe Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:08:12 No.1424080 Report

Quoted By: >>1424110

>>1424062
I want to be a slave mater. I like chocolate women.

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Anonymous ID:/ddTE+70 Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:09:08 No.1424086 Report

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>>1424025

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Anonymous ID:S4TI8rRz Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:11:46 No.1424110 Report

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>>1424080

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Anonymous ID:gy/UlWrP Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:13:58 No.1424131 Report

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>>1424044
OP wanted to hear some autismo stories from my life, OP got to hear an autismo story from my life. And the story I wrote is definetly the most autistic thing I've ever done in my entire life

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QPqG8Hc0 Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:22:37 No.1424221 Report

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>Be 10 yo me
>be on school camping trip in the mountains
>sharing room with friends, double bunks so me and 3 friends
>one night everyone talking to each other in their beds
>ok lights out says teacher
>other boys go to bed
>I try but can't fall asleep because everyone is still talking
>wait like 10 minutes for everyone to stop talking and they won't shut the fuck up
>start getting mad and tell my friends to shut up
>they all tell me they weren't talking
>I can dozens of voices at this point, fucking faggots next door must be talking too
>get out of my bed and scream at my friends to shut up
>one friend gets out of his bed and tells me to calm down, no ones talking
>I can hear you all talking, don't lie to me
>friends are really scared because I'm sweating a ton even though it's like 55 in our cabin
>friends also don't want to get in trouble and miss the activities the next day
>friends finally calm me down
>go to bed and wake up with no memory of what happened other than a lot of people talking to each other about stuff I didn't know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AssVz8Oe Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:25:16 No.1424255 Report

Quoted By: >>1424263

You got possessed by the spirit of the cabin, dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gy/UlWrP Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:25:50 No.1424263 Report

Quoted By: >>1424267 >>1424290

>>1424255
What did I get posessed by?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gy/UlWrP Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:26:25 No.1424267 Report

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>>1424263
*Possessed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AssVz8Oe Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:27:25 No.1424290 Report

Quoted By: >>1424335

>>1424263
The spirit of the cabin. That or you had night terrors.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gy/UlWrP Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:29:36 No.1424335 Report

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>>1424290
Cool :/

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swazi poster !7kOEb1clv2 ID:sxnVzLvg Fri 14 Jul 2017 19:36:39 No.1424435 Report

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>tfw went to sub saharan school
>nothing interesting happens ever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wYON1mZX Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:11:21 No.1424960 Report

Quoted By: >>1425081

>be 8th grader with almost no friends
>weird loner obsessed with books and anime
>get called names and bullied by the other students in the gifted program (not even the regular students--just the others in the accelerated classes)
>getting ragged on by the douche bully in the class, one of the only black guys in the entire school
>calling me a faggot, loser, friendless, etc
>(I mean, he ended up being right, but it still hurt)
>getting angrier and angrier as the long term substitute didn't do shit to stop him cause he was the favorite
>can't hit him because I'll get suspended and my dad will beat me
>"anon you're such a fucking queer--"
>pull shirt over head and fucking scream into my clenched fists so that I don't beat him with my plastic desk chair
>...
>classroom is dead silent
>.........
>peek out of my shirt
>everyone in the class is staring at me like I'd grown an extra head
>even the teacher is staring
>I get up and walk quietly as can be as everyone stares in complete silence
>nobody mentions it after that but I'm positive they all remember the shy bullied kid basically going REEEEEEEE
I'm so glad I moved out of state after the year ended. Couldn't have dealt with any of that shit for much longer without either shooting up the school or killing myself

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swazi poster !7kOEb1clv2 ID:sxnVzLvg Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:18:57 No.1425081 Report

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>>1424960
U

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8mPZMBvo Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:20:36 No.1425115 Report

Quoted By: >>1425394

>>1423984
Same. I think it's in our dutch genes

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swazi poster !7kOEb1clv2 ID:sxnVzLvg Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:35:38 No.1425394 Report

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>>1425115
it's in my black genes too

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Anonymous ID:0U0t/axx Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:38:30 No.1425445 Report

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In high school, whenever I'd use the bathroom I'd check to see if anyone else was in there. If I was alone, I would pee all over the door handle, the sink faucets, and sink handles.

I did this for 4 years. I was never caught.

>mfw

RNCS

RNCS ID:tvXwY9Oq Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:40:20 No.1425476 Report

Quoted By: >>1425560

Man, I ask you guys what your age is to see if there's a space to fit and y'all would rather go on explaining how mental handicapped you are.

Shit like this is why people say, "leave here and never come back". Where am I supposed to go?

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Anonymous ID:SnHedVXS Fri 14 Jul 2017 20:45:43 No.1425560 Report

Quoted By: >>1426394

>>1425476

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dug4xg9M Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:12:19 No.1426004 Report

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When i was in the first class of elementary school and the bell for the break was about to be rung i would run down the corridor singing
>Time for food! Time for food! Time for food! Time for food!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mi2EjuhL Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:23:55 No.1426164 Report

Quoted By: >>1426254

I really, really, REALLY fucking wanted to be Legolas when I was a kid
I would only wear greenish clothes, write shit in quenya everywhere, following the notes in the appendices, and I even let my hair grow out, though when they started to reach my shoulders my father got fucking sick of it and gave me a buzzcut
I cried like a bitch, threw a fit and didn't speak to him for weeks
Still didn't answer to people who called be my name instead of Legolas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EU7E4AyM Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:26:23 No.1426194 Report

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>>1423923
One ID to rule them all

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Anonymous ID:zwIuzJaj Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:28:36 No.1426224 Report

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Not really autistic but that was one of the most satisfying things i ever did
>be me
>15 at that time
>in good shape, played soccer but was an absolute autist outside the field
>when i was playing i could screech at everyone like a retard but after the game i always becomed dead silent and anxious, couldn't say a word without almost dying from stress
>one day i was walking home from school
>two retard poorfags passing by
>"Anon, you're such a fucking faggot, and your mother is a who-"
>grab one kid
>fucking SMASH him against the floor
>kick him into the head several times
>other one walks up to me
>punch him in the stomach, then face and grab his glasses
>throw them against the ground and start jumping on them
>i screamed profanities about a dead father (suicide) of these kids as loud as i can
>they run away
>i walk home dead silent

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OfOK+ccy Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:30:11 No.1426242 Report

Quoted By: >>1426278

Used to make up stories in my head about intelligent insects that had 17. century technology that had war with each other. Then I ran around in a small parch of wood while envisioning epic battles between mosqitos and ants.

Doubt anyone in this thread was as autistic as me.

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swazi poster !7kOEb1clv2 ID:sxnVzLvg Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:30:54 No.1426254 Report

Quoted By: >>1426332

>>1426164
this reminds me! I wanted to be spiderman when i was younger
i wore a red shirt and blue pants and wrapped myself in rope covered in lead black paint
I got SUPER bad rope burn from jumping around trying to swing around

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OfOK+ccy Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:31:11 No.1426259 Report

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>>1424013
Normie

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swazi poster !7kOEb1clv2 ID:sxnVzLvg Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:32:27 No.1426278 Report

Quoted By: >>1426525

>>1426242
i still run around my house in my underpants pretending to shoot bad guys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gnUhuAND Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:34:48 No.1426327 Report

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>>1423162
8th grade, 3:00 PM, class bell rings, bolt off campus, check watch, >oh shit it's 8th period.jpg
run back on campus and go to 8th period, completely silent.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mi2EjuhL Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:35:11 No.1426332 Report

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>>1426254
Thank god, at least now I know I'm not the only autistic fuck who did this kind of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I+qfCAdC Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:38:13 No.1426392 Report

Quoted By: >>1426448

My uncle let me play C&C a lot so I used to make tiny paper tanks, bunkers and infantryman and play with them on my desk during class

RNCS

RNCS ID:tvXwY9Oq Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:38:23 No.1426394 Report

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>>1425560
Y'all must really love that site to advertise it at every given opportunity

>Why don't you go back to GaiaOnline

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swazi poster !7kOEb1clv2 ID:sxnVzLvg Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:41:01 No.1426448 Report

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>>1426392
i did the same thing! onlyi did it on paper by drawing it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OfOK+ccy Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:44:57 No.1426525 Report

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>>1426278
Luckily I never had any moments like that when I was in the Kings Guard, altough I still daydreamed a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A91VwpHF Fri 14 Jul 2017 21:47:22 No.1426575 Report

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>would do a Russian accent
>friends thought it was legit
>so much so they nicknamed me "Vladimir"
I cringe every time I think about it

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