>>1423368What the flip did you just fliping say about me, you little b? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 5th grade Navy , and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the 6th graders, and I have over 300 confirmed pranks. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top prankster gangster in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another victim. I will make you walk the fliping prank with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fliping words. You think you can get away with saying that ship to me? Think again, dork. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the school district and your home address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, nerd. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your home's cleanliness. You’re flipping pranked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can prank you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed pranking, but I have access to the entire supply cabinet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ay es es off the face of the continent, you little ship. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flipping tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdarned idiot. I will poop all over your toilet and you will drown in it. You’re freaking dead, kiddo.
