I'm a mod and I do it for free
I do it for me and I do it for pussy
Women get wet when I'm upset
over people having fun on the internet

With every ban I get so high
that I forget I'm worthless and need to die.
I'll wait all day for a little spam
then people will see how powerful I am.

They say I do more harm than good
But if I don't act like a faggot then who would?
When I'm gone, then they'll see
How much they needed me.

But when I left, no one cared
And their fun was just too much to bear.
It makes me feel so sad and small
So when I return I'll ban them all!