I fucking hate being a wristlet. Even when I buckle it at the shortest pin, my watch is still sitting loose on my forearm. Even a girl with tiny hands could wrap her hand around my wrist. Everyone can see I'm an eternal DYEL, a weak nerd, the ideal victim for robbery and assault. Already wearing wristbands but I just can't hide it. If I ever go visit a dominatrix she better have handcuffs in children's size because my wrists would slip right through the adult size.