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Quoted By: >>14268706 >>14269780 >>14269810
>be me
>served in military for 7 years
>while being overseas got back in touch with qt3.14 I went to high school with
>she is great, beautiful woman, we got married & she gave me 4 children
>at first she was really left leaning but eventually she saw the light and even voted for Trump in 2020
>her best friend since grade school is now a pot head coal burner
>her last piece of coal left her bc she came down here to visit my wifu without leaving him any money
>he literally had no job and sold drugs out of her car
>lived with her for months and paid no bills
>coal burner has an 8 year old son in her custody during all of this
>after they break up wifu calls her and tells coalburner that she left her baboons hoodie over here
>she says she will get it next time she comes here
>FF 5 months
>coal burner is literally dating a white supremacist with swastika tattoos who just got out of prison
>wtf.gif
>turns out he works hard on a farm makes good money
>happy for her and her son didn't want him to have an ape for a step dad
>they want to come over for the weekend
>kind of nervous but agree
>meet him and he is pretty cool
>claims to not actually be racist anymore but I doubt it/ don't care because I'm racist
>coalburner finds her antique farm equipment's old hoodie
>hoodie has been in plastic bag this whole time and still smells like new ports and chimp sweat
>she puts it on like the coalburner she is
>Nazi bf asks her where she got the hoodie
>she says it was her ex bf
>he smells hoodie
>"Did you date a nigger"?!
>mfw when
>served in military for 7 years
>while being overseas got back in touch with qt3.14 I went to high school with
>she is great, beautiful woman, we got married & she gave me 4 children
>at first she was really left leaning but eventually she saw the light and even voted for Trump in 2020
>her best friend since grade school is now a pot head coal burner
>her last piece of coal left her bc she came down here to visit my wifu without leaving him any money
>he literally had no job and sold drugs out of her car
>lived with her for months and paid no bills
>coal burner has an 8 year old son in her custody during all of this
>after they break up wifu calls her and tells coalburner that she left her baboons hoodie over here
>she says she will get it next time she comes here
>FF 5 months
>coal burner is literally dating a white supremacist with swastika tattoos who just got out of prison
>wtf.gif
>turns out he works hard on a farm makes good money
>happy for her and her son didn't want him to have an ape for a step dad
>they want to come over for the weekend
>kind of nervous but agree
>meet him and he is pretty cool
>claims to not actually be racist anymore but I doubt it/ don't care because I'm racist
>coalburner finds her antique farm equipment's old hoodie
>hoodie has been in plastic bag this whole time and still smells like new ports and chimp sweat
>she puts it on like the coalburner she is
>Nazi bf asks her where she got the hoodie
>she says it was her ex bf
>he smells hoodie
>"Did you date a nigger"?!
>mfw when
