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Redpill me on coffee

Anonymous ID:3VbicXMX Fri 14 Jan 2022 17:34:47 No.14281323 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14281339 >>14281417 >>14282015 >>14282080 >>14282181 >>14282273 >>14282825 >>14282871

>every guy in my job drinking coffee all day long
>people paying $3-5 for a cup of piss from starbucks
>hipster faggots with "I love coffee" shirt
>coffee machines everywhere
>people buy coffee made literally of shit (kopi luwak)
what the fuck is going on? is it some kind of psy-op to make us all dependent on this poison?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FfsZDVMX Fri 14 Jan 2022 17:37:05 No.14281338 Report

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yes it must be because the world is your personal drama club

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MBwUUN15 Fri 14 Jan 2022 17:37:12 No.14281339 Report

Quoted By: >>14281516

>>14281323
it's tasty

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TCNYtkd Fri 14 Jan 2022 17:49:12 No.14281417 Report

Quoted By: >>14281600 >>14281669

>>14281323
Thank me later, retard
http://raypeat.com/articles/articles/caffeine.shtml

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9TCNYtkd Fri 14 Jan 2022 17:58:48 No.14281482 Report

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Also check this out for some really deep and exciting coffee reads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MSzY+04s Fri 14 Jan 2022 18:03:32 No.14281516 Report

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>>14281339
I really really like this 'jak.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3VbicXMX Fri 14 Jan 2022 18:20:46 No.14281600 Report

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>>14281417
those health benefits sound like bs to sell more coffee

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TCNYtkd Fri 14 Jan 2022 18:22:36 No.14281609 Report

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>>14281600
Yeah bro. They all just want to sell you more coffee. It's just like modern medical industry pharmaceuticals no difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qvJk6vxe Fri 14 Jan 2022 18:37:33 No.14281669 Report

Quoted By: >>14281681 >>14281815

>>14281417
I like raypeat but I still don't like coffee. It gives me diarrhea no matter what and I'm sick of sharting myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TCNYtkd Fri 14 Jan 2022 18:42:07 No.14281681 Report

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>>14281669
That sucks man I've never heard of that. Maybe just work through and your body will adjust. Maybe it's other stuff in your diet

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Anonymous ID:FfsZDVMX Fri 14 Jan 2022 18:44:05 No.14281815 Report

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>>14281669
upvoting quintessential american post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X1tJg1+0 Fri 14 Jan 2022 19:06:49 No.14281915 Report

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Doomtranny loves coffee therefor it bad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TCNYtkd Fri 14 Jan 2022 19:22:44 No.14281979 Report

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>>14281815
It was a little crude but I took him at face value and flipped the joke on him.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bQmRQPWS Fri 14 Jan 2022 19:26:25 No.14282003 Report

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The only coffee I tolerate is a simple sprinkled coffee without any additives
After others I just feel sick
And yes it is a psyop because you can't function as a wagecuck without it

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Anonymous ID:BJ1bQflz Fri 14 Jan 2022 19:29:22 No.14282015 Report

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>>14281323
cofe...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TCNYtkd Fri 14 Jan 2022 19:31:23 No.14282023 Report

Quoted By: >>14282128

>>14282003
You can say the same thing about air. You can't function as a wagecuck without air either. Doesn't make sense anon.
Coffee is a drink of the gods

Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1

Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 ID:lEGhSAEc Fri 14 Jan 2022 19:33:13 No.14282036 Report

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I'll red pill you even harder.
I believe, without any confirmation, that owners of several Starbucks Coffee shops employ people to get them through the process of onboarding (at which point an individual is entitled to free shares) but is then dismissed without receiving their shares.

I have no idea if this is happening, but I worked at 2 Starbucks where it said I was entitled to share in the company as a worker but never received them.

It could be nothing, but it might be a big Redpill considering an increase of shares for someone who owns 5 to 10 (or even 100's) of coffee shops would allow them to take out loans from banks using the shares as collateral.

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Anonymous ID:qW4iwzVc Fri 14 Jan 2022 19:43:14 No.14282080 Report

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>>14281323
Coffee is a drink for the Siberian Mongoloid. Westoids cannot tolerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TCNYtkd Fri 14 Jan 2022 19:47:36 No.14282098 Report

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>>14282036
Fuck, man. The girls at Starbucks are always so nice it makes me feel special when they pronounce my name correctly and ask how my day is going. I wish I could one day marry a barista babe

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GDeTydz4 Fri 14 Jan 2022 19:53:03 No.14282128 Report

Quoted By: >>14282136 >>14282169

>>14282023
>Coffee is a drink of the gods
No it isn't. It's the drink of the drugged up wageslave.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TCNYtkd Fri 14 Jan 2022 19:56:31 No.14282136 Report

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>>14282128
OK retard. Go take an ssri instead or whatever the fuck you're shilling.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TCNYtkd Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:08:37 No.14282169 Report

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>>14282128
It's not even a drug it's much closer to a nutriet than anything by the way

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Anonymous ID:3ZrFxtdy Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:11:18 No.14282181 Report

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>>14281323
Coffee can be good if you make it right, but overall I think it's fucking dirt water & coffee snobs are dumb. Tea is where it's at

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Anonymous ID:zssDvjPq Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:13:55 No.14282195 Report

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coffee is based

Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1

Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 ID:lEGhSAEc Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:14:46 No.14282200 Report

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>>14282098
It's contractually obligated. That Starbucks "charm" is required and outlined in the handbook.

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Anonymous ID:ecyb+Fij Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:21:13 No.14282230 Report

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Coffee is fucking delicious and I like the caffeiene. Frog.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TCNYtkd Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:23:57 No.14282240 Report

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>>14282200
I refuse to believe this. I want to think it's because they like me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gCwLsMgO Fri 14 Jan 2022 20:30:43 No.14282273 Report

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>>14281323
>coffee is great, just buy the beans and make it at home
>helps your body, helps your mind and makes you happy
> hipster shit is shit though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mKWnmy3S Fri 14 Jan 2022 22:26:27 No.14282825 Report

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>>14281323
coffee is aight, but fuck hot coffee. cold brew is nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8+BsDyOS Fri 14 Jan 2022 22:36:55 No.14282871 Report

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>>14281323
I'm one of them oat niggas

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