>>14282777no because I don't read lewd doujins
I used to read them sometimes when they got posted on /a/ just to see what all the fuss was about and because sometimes they were really funny
Like this one, I have this picture saved because even to this day it was absolutely hilarious
So this guy is in a zombie apocalypse right
And there's this zombie he runs across that is a total slut and it's after his dick or w/e but then another zombie girls comes along and attacks and it chews out the thing's throat
and then it comes back around at him and shoves its crotch into the guy's face and he's going
"Should I lick it through the underwear or take it off"
"I should do it while the underwear is on, there might be maggots in there"
And there's like a reality break if you're not into it at this point because you're like "dude why are you licking rotton pussy at all like what the fuck man you have niggers who won't eat a girl out if she had an abortion because that shit might be haunted and who the hell thinks licking it through the underwear is gonna be better if there are fucking maggots on the other side like if you have ever seen maggots most people are instantly nauseated by it" and while you're thinking about how crazy this scenario is it just occurs to you that someone else is not asking these questions or having this what the fuck moment and they're just tugging on their willies because the idea of licking a maggot-ridden pussy has them really turned on and it's really high tier clown-world style humor IMO anyway the point is that I don't remember ever having read a lewd *lf doujin and moldova is well aware of that because I told him specifically and at length why I don't like *lves but I didn't feel like making that post again so I made this one
