>>14287430i can't imagine the shit fucking existence that leads a man to seek out porn of fucking princess peach
locked in a basement after being beaten half to death by his dad, a cross branded against his ass for the sin of sounding a little too much like a sodomite, his only solace in life? super smash bros melee. he loads up a versus battle, against the AI of course. he's never known friendship. the battle plays out. he takes a stock. the CPU respawns. pause. free camera mode. he zooms in on the princess's white bloomers. something in his tight shorts shifts and he feels a pleasant discomfort. dad may have bashed in three of his ribs with a 2x4, but those were the three ribs he needed to lose. he curls up. this is the best day of his life
