/bant/ - International/Random

[15 / 3 / ?]

Anonymous ID:40KEktre Sat 15 Jul 2017 01:04:59 No.1429089 View View Reply Original Report

>be 25
>still a virgin
>never been on a date
>not an /r9k/ basement goblin
>can talk/flirt with girls
>every time I ask one out it's always no or an excuse
I'm considering just paying a prostitute to take my virginity, clearly there's something wrong with me that I can't seem to fix. Thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NcpGiM+P Sat 15 Jul 2017 01:08:07 No.1429118 Report

Quoted By:

>>1429089
I'm in the same boat, friend. But I never ask girls out, so I can't complain.
I think you should get a prostitute, though, because I like reading those greentexts on the 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WB91kywe Sat 15 Jul 2017 01:10:47 No.1429135 Report

Quoted By:

basement goblin lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eQ97uNqX Sat 15 Jul 2017 01:10:58 No.1429138 Report

Quoted By: >>1429173 >>1429180

If it's a relationship you want, a prostitute can't fill the void
If you only want sex, you're better off getting a dog

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO hmmm.png, 123KiB, 577x603

Anonymous ID:DcdkeZ+S Sat 15 Jul 2017 01:17:45 No.1429173 Report

Quoted By: >>1429221

>>1429138
You mean like a sex-doggo?
I am disgusted but curious

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:40KEktre Sat 15 Jul 2017 01:18:35 No.1429180 Report

Quoted By: >>1429221

>>1429138
I don't know what I want if I'm honest. I don't really care much for sex because I doubt I ever get it, and I pretty much gave up on relationships as I've never even been on a date.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eQ97uNqX Sat 15 Jul 2017 01:25:01 No.1429221 Report

Quoted By: >>1429249 >>1429250 >>1429285 >>1429300 >>1430492

>>1429173
Is simple
You just get a large-breed female doggo of your choosing, wait until she goes into heat, and then give her the dick
As long as she enjoyed herself, she'll be dtf from that moment on, but otherwise she's still just a dog
And while dogs are nice to have, having a dog isn't the same as human companionship
One cannot substitute the other, sex or no sex
>>1429180
Is it just the stigma of being a virgin, then?
In that case, not really much you can do, only having sex with prostitutes carries it's own stigma anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QbTURBga Sat 15 Jul 2017 01:28:51 No.1429249 Report

Quoted By: >>1429336

>>1429221
You're starting to sound like a Leaf with this talk of fucking dogs.
You're not a proxy are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3BjW5Hqs Sat 15 Jul 2017 01:28:52 No.1429250 Report

Quoted By:

>>1429221
Aw shit, nigger, 5-Star post.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO cant_argue_with_that.jpg, 19KiB, 324x289

Anonymous ID:DcdkeZ+S Sat 15 Jul 2017 01:34:21 No.1429285 Report

Quoted By: >>1429336

>>1429221
this unironically sounds like a good idea for
an /r9k/ basement goblin like me
FeelsGoodMan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:40KEktre Sat 15 Jul 2017 01:37:04 No.1429300 Report

Quoted By: >>1429336

>>1429221
I guess it would be the stigma. I feel like a social failure in class knowing I'm the only virgin in the room, but on the other hand I feel like a disappointment every time my mother asks when I'm going to get a gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eQ97uNqX Sat 15 Jul 2017 01:43:43 No.1429336 Report

Quoted By:

>>1429249
Nah, I prefer cats anyway
>>1429285
Two things I forgot to mention
One, make sure she's not spayed
Spaying involves removing the ovaries, and thus her sex drive, and usually also the womb and half or more of the vaginal canal, making full penetration impossible
If you do get a doggo, make sure she's intact
And two, if she's going into her first heat, don't fuck her, wait until her second one
Though this isn't a particularly strict rule, you can fuck her for the first time outside of heat and she'll probably enjoy it if you care about her and aren't a retard, you definitely shouldn't fuck her during or before her first heat, which'd happen when she's somewhere between 6 months and two years old
That said, if you're an asocial autist that doesn't care about human interaction and already likes dogs anyway, I'd say go for it
Though maybe do some research yourself beforehand if you're serious
>>1429300
I mean, if you really want to get a prostitute, I guess you could do that
Worst-case scenario, you wasted a bit of money on something that doesn't make you feel any better

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wa/Mc9AV Sat 15 Jul 2017 02:11:29 No.1429481 Report

Quoted By: >>1429535

Prostitues suck. don't do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:40KEktre Sat 15 Jul 2017 02:21:26 No.1429535 Report

Quoted By:

>>1429481
Story?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r9so2Bw3 Sat 15 Jul 2017 03:59:43 No.1430492 Report

Quoted By:

A prostitute is such a waste man, ill say follow anons suggestion >>1429221
and adopt a dog of your liking but this time cosplay it with your favorite anime character to add a little spice when your doing the fucking.

That way you still save your virginity for your future wife, waifu will be pleased, and save a little cash in your pocket. Everyone wins OP

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches