I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal
Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts
Some teen was making Cobsons
Posting them, "He's a gem" he said
Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay
Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid
That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem

There's a party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels browse it
Let all the basedteens boogie

I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru
Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh
I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too
Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y
The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh
If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite

There's a party, a jakker's paradise
There's colorjaks and cobsons
And their gems will blow your mind
There's a party, a jakker's paradise
Soot told us not to blow it
Let the CP spam subside
He told me
Let the trannies ACK it
Let chudcels browse it
Let all the basedteens boogie