Hi guys,

I'm here to vent.

One night, I went out to get drunk and do cocaine. Things went great. I got fucked up and had an awesome time. Some thug cunt tried to scam me out of $400 for drinks he didn't buy but claimed he did. But whatever, that's another story. (I copped the $400 cos the guy's a cunt and I didn't want beef with low-life barrel scraping wannabe gangsters cos honestly, knowing that they have nothing better to do, it would only get worse).

Anyway, come end of night, I'm with my 2 female friends who happen to live together and whom I was both good friends with. We're chilling at McDonald's and sobering up. I was plastered but my 2 friends were fine. They invite me back to theirs and I think why the hell not. Maybe I'll get some pussy out of one of them.

I had been talking to 1 of them pretty consistently and we were kind of interested in each other but my friend had said he was interested so I was trying my best to friendzone her (but honestly when it comes to women, who doesn't love a bit of attention? I guess that was my bad... I should've tried to shut it down completely then and there). Anyway, so on this night we had gone out, I specifically told my friend I wouldn't go for her etc. but of course later when I was drunk, I simply forgot about my morals, ethics, code, willpower, whatever you want to call it. I forgot my manners.

Anyways, we all go back to theirs cos I was drunk af and home was 40min car ride vs 20min car ride to their place so I opt for their place. Again, a chance at pussy was always on the table, in my mind anyway...

We get to theirs, they're in their pyjamas, brushing their teeth. I'm brushing mine, thinking about what a threesome would be like with them. Of course that was just complete fantasy but I'm spitting it out here because fuck it why not.

Girl 1 goes to sleep in her room, Girl 2 is actually crashing so shares the couch with me. Now of course being in bed with another woman+drunk+I lowkey..