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Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:29:38 No.14306075 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14306115 >>14306213 >>14306327 >>14306415 >>14306487

Anyone ever hosted a funeral for a pet before. My beta fish died yesterday morning, I really liked it and want to give it a proper ceremony but never done this before

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:31:01 No.14306079 Report

Quoted By: >>14306089 >>14306096 >>14306386

My alpha fish beat your beta fish to death

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:33:53 No.14306089 Report

Quoted By: >>14306102

>>14306079
Grow up will you. My fish was special to me don't disrespect him especially at a time when I'm grieving

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FUuN2wD9 Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:35:12 No.14306096 Report

Quoted By: >>14306102

>>14306079
I will beat the shit out of you.

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:36:28 No.14306102 Report

Quoted By: >>14306116 >>14306121

>>14306089
Grieving by posting an anime pic? You are a joke alright
>>14306096
Hah good luck bitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:epDdWkii Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:39:26 No.14306115 Report

Quoted By: >>14306135

>>14306075
I'm very sorry for your loss. Here's what i would do if my fishe passed on
>go to a bridge
>make a short speech hailing his accomplishments
>throw him back to his ancestors into the water
>sing amazing grace
>3 day mourning period
>rename my computer after him

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:H47Sug7M Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:40:17 No.14306116 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306102

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:41:39 No.14306121 Report

Quoted By: >>14306127 >>14306136

>>14306102
First of all A) number 1 its a somber anime pictures. And B) number 2 we all grieve in our own way, there isn't some kind of universal standard. And C) not that I should have to explain but I'm only a little sad, I never said I was sobbing sad which shouldn't matter anyway. Have some damn respect for the dead and get some class you dumb idiot

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:43:19 No.14306127 Report

Quoted By: >>14306142

>>14306121
Press s to spit on grave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:44:52 No.14306135 Report

Quoted By: >>14306137

>>14306115
These are actually very good suggestions, not even kidding. Have you done this before? Thank you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2jop9Fp4 Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:45:26 No.14306136 Report

Quoted By: >>14306148

>>14306121
do not fall for his trap of bitterness and squalor, he is only here to ruin your day

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:45:41 No.14306137 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306135
Fry him and eat him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:47:17 No.14306142 Report

Quoted By: >>14306148

>>14306127
You're just a worthless piece of trash aren't you, a real class A scumbag...

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:48:44 No.14306148 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306136
What are you on about I'm trying to be nice.
>>14306142
Eat the fish or feed him to a cat.

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:54:46 No.14306171 Report

Quoted By: >>14306183 >>14306198

I can host it here. I can play funeral music on my phone. I can give you the honor of flushing it down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:H47Sug7M Tue 18 Jan 2022 14:57:39 No.14306183 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306171

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:00:19 No.14306198 Report

Quoted By: >>14306221

>>14306171
Behave like a miserable low life all you want. You'll grow up one day and regret it anyway. I feel sorry for you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tk3TBmx6 Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:03:44 No.14306213 Report

Quoted By: >>14306259

>>14306075
>funeral for a pet fish
you're the beta fish

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:05:37 No.14306221 Report

Quoted By: >>14306259 >>14306304

>>14306198
Fuck your beta fish lmao. I'm higher life than anyone will ever be on this board.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:16:39 No.14306259 Report

Quoted By: >>14306278 >>14306288

>>14306213
Nice one, middle school humor is so hilariously funny and original.
>>14306221
Grow up kiddo. You're just jealous my fish was loved and will receive a proper funeral unlike you, a dumb stupid idiot who will die alone and forgotten even by God himself

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:20:39 No.14306278 Report

Quoted By: >>14306295

>>14306259
My soul is on a higher level than most people. If anything I have more divinity than everyone else. How old are you? Who the fuck goes saying grow up kiddo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZB8vG6He Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:22:09 No.14306288 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306259
can I give you a proper funeral

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:23:30 No.14306295 Report

Quoted By: >>14306297 >>14306298 >>14306307

>>14306278
Your worthless soul is on high up your ass and there's nothing divine about that and I'm old enough to beat you like your father should have, kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:24:25 No.14306297 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306295
Is only high*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tk3TBmx6 Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:24:33 No.14306298 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306295
he's a faggot that gets fucked in the ass, there's no one more pathetic than him, just filter him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uMKhE4Jf Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:25:50 No.14306304 Report

Quoted By: >>14306307

>>14306221
Why are you trying so hard to ruin someoes fish kek

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:26:57 No.14306307 Report

Quoted By: >>14306316 >>14306326

>>14306295
Old enough to be my father, but mentally young enough to entertain himself with a pet fish. You are gonna beat me up, but you can't lol. Scream at the monitor bitch
>>14306304
Because I can

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uMKhE4Jf Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:29:10 No.14306316 Report

Quoted By: >>14306322 >>14306371

>>14306307
Ritsu still angry that his parents trashed him :(

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:30:50 No.14306322 Report

Quoted By: >>14306336

>>14306316
I'm angry at everyone and I have every right to be. You should have never been adopted. Just left on the streets to starve to death

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:32:13 No.14306326 Report

Quoted By: >>14306338

>>14306307
Old enough to beat you like your father, not be your father. Learn 2 read, stupid. And he wasn't just a pet fish, he was also my workspace companion, always at my desk happy to see me every morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G0IFbbhw Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:32:13 No.14306327 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306075
call pet funeral service idk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uMKhE4Jf Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:34:20 No.14306336 Report

Quoted By: >>14306344

>>14306322
Will you help me on my mission to free Breivik

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:35:04 No.14306338 Report

Quoted By: >>14306361

>>14306326
Your poor fish died it's all because of you. You didn't treat it properly and now it's dead! It's all your fault you knew that you don't have the responsibilities to take care of a mere fish and now look at it. It died at your hands. Being mad is never gonna undo what you have done. You have failed your pet and failed yourself.

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:35:30 No.14306344 Report

Quoted By: >>14306363

>>14306336
I will free you from your body with a baseball bat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:38:43 No.14306361 Report

Quoted By: >>14306382

>>14306338
My fish lived a good 3 and almost a half years which is the typical lifespan for this species. It died naturally and peacefully. I'm not upset at myself. You really went ahead and assumed a lot and were completely incorrect. Typical behavior of a dumb worthless piece of trash

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uMKhE4Jf Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:39:23 No.14306363 Report

Quoted By: >>14306382

>>14306344
What the fuck did I ever do to you you useless Feist, keep being locked up untill you kill yourself.
You will never have friends

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:41:14 No.14306371 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306316
That explains it, its no wonder he's such an ass

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:42:33 No.14306382 Report

Quoted By: >>14306390 >>14306404

>>14306361
Sounds like a bunch of cope to me. I feel bad for the fish to have an owner fail it so bad and even covering his own failures.
>>14306363
Stop squirming so much you disgusting worm.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:63BnWG7g Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:43:38 No.14306386 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306079

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:44:34 No.14306390 Report

Quoted By: >>14306395

>>14306382
>sounds like a bunch of cope
Projecting much? Are you assuming I'm coping because that's the way you live your life? Pathetic

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:45:25 No.14306395 Report

Quoted By: >>14306446

>>14306390
I suppose instead of talking about the issue at hand. You being a horrible pet owner. You would rather distract from that and talk about me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uMKhE4Jf Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:46:37 No.14306404 Report

Quoted By: >>14306411

>>14306382
If you plan on fighting me, why don't you get over 50kg bodyweight first

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:47:28 No.14306411 Report

Quoted By: >>14306439

>>14306404
I'm 70 kg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Oxm79FMO Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:48:12 No.14306415 Report

Quoted By: >>14306446 >>14306465

>>14306075
I gave my betta fish a funeral when I was a teenager. His name was Captain Puddles and I got a big stone and wrote 'RIP Captain Puddles - born in thailand died in my living room - 2015-2017" with a sharpie on it and made it his tombstone. had a video of it to send to my friends messenger gc but my old phone was factory reset

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uMKhE4Jf Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:51:50 No.14306439 Report

Quoted By: >>14306462

>>14306411
Trust

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:53:10 No.14306446 Report

Quoted By: >>14306462

>>14306395
Why so afraid to talk about your behavior? Is it because what I'm saying it true and you don't want to hear it? Anyways, I'm done with you, go run back to the garbage bin, stupid piece of trash
>>14306415
I would like to make a grave site, but I don't have a yard since I live in an apartment so I think I'll throw him in one of my favorite river hangout spots at the park like how the one anon mentioned

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:55:18 No.14306462 Report

Quoted By: >>14306482

>>14306439
On my id it says 178 cm. I'm aroun 74 kg. Usually 73-74 kg. I have been pretty sedentary lately, but starting to work out more to compensate and be healthy. That doesn't matter though. No matter how unhealthy I am it won't stop me from hurting someone I hate
>>14306446
If I run back to the garbage bin I might find your fish and recover it before the garbage man takes the trash out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:55:45 No.14306465 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306415
Captain puddles is a great name by the way. I named my fish freddi like from that old game freddi fish

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7iOre0T4 Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:58:50 No.14306482 Report

Quoted By: >>14306493

>>14306462
You wouldn't be able to stop me from hurting you even if I don't hate you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoiXyS6V Tue 18 Jan 2022 15:59:26 No.14306487 Report

Quoted By: >>14307459

>>14306075
sorry for your loss anon

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:yWpA2uFK Tue 18 Jan 2022 16:00:32 No.14306493 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306482
False

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlxmjPqy Tue 18 Jan 2022 18:17:58 No.14307459 Report

Quoted By:

>>14306487
Thank you, he was a good fish and I'm sure will be rewarded a pleasant afterlife

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