Listen up, folks, because I got something big to say. Something real big. Big and hard like your dad's cock on a Friday night. It's that simple, folks. It's really that simple. Don't go listening to those other looney-tunes character. They belong in a wackybin! Trust me, folks. I got some information for you so grab a pen and paper. Write this down. Ok. Let's get started. Homosexuality is programmed into your butthole. It's that simple. It's really that simple. Your butthole WANTS penis. It can't help itself. It's hard to accept, I know, but I've studied this for many, many years, and I know, folks. The butthole, your butthole, wants penis. Who programmed the want for penis into your butthole? There's the question, folks, and if you wanna know the answer to that, well, you're gonna have to tune in next time.

Goodnacht and Hitler bless.