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>be US army infantry
>year is 2027
>WW3 is in full swing after china btfo'd india out of the himilayas
>volunteered after entire friend group went in
>got stuck as 11b
>ffw 3 months
>pushing through sela pass with brown skinned cohorts,us and india teaming up on china
>meet heavy resistance but our platoon lead was a top 10 total war player, leading us to victory
>apparently mained three kingdoms but that's besides the point
>walks with a cane due to his bad knee but only when we're waiting around
>carries it with him anyway, it compliments his moustache
>total badass, even carries his own customized sidearm
>occupying sela pass overnight, doing patrols and passing the time
>sitting next to buddy, he's an automatic rifleman
>"how's the 249 been treating you" you ask
>"my baby lucy's got 6 souls to her name, how about you"
>chilling over MRE's
>platoon lead walks over, using cane as support
>"hey sgt, all quiet here" you say
>249 buddy suddenly gets clobbered over the skull, blood spatter on your boot
>platoon sgt reaches for his service revolver
>before you can even reach for your M4 the barrel is against your forehead
>picrel
>orders you to play MAHJONG or you'll be discharged to the Land of the Yi (where the Barbarians live) by a .44 round
>year is 2027
>WW3 is in full swing after china btfo'd india out of the himilayas
>volunteered after entire friend group went in
>got stuck as 11b
>ffw 3 months
>pushing through sela pass with brown skinned cohorts,us and india teaming up on china
>meet heavy resistance but our platoon lead was a top 10 total war player, leading us to victory
>apparently mained three kingdoms but that's besides the point
>walks with a cane due to his bad knee but only when we're waiting around
>carries it with him anyway, it compliments his moustache
>total badass, even carries his own customized sidearm
>occupying sela pass overnight, doing patrols and passing the time
>sitting next to buddy, he's an automatic rifleman
>"how's the 249 been treating you" you ask
>"my baby lucy's got 6 souls to her name, how about you"
>chilling over MRE's
>platoon lead walks over, using cane as support
>"hey sgt, all quiet here" you say
>249 buddy suddenly gets clobbered over the skull, blood spatter on your boot
>platoon sgt reaches for his service revolver
>before you can even reach for your M4 the barrel is against your forehead
>picrel
>orders you to play MAHJONG or you'll be discharged to the Land of the Yi (where the Barbarians live) by a .44 round
