>STOP. ONCE YOU'VE READ THIS FAR YOU CANT LOOK AWAY OR EXIT THE THREAD YOU MUST CONTINUE READING OR YOU WILL BE GREENTEXT QUOTED.
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>If you are reading this post you have been CURSED by the wraiths of /qa-CK/. You must repost this basedjak in at least ten other threads or you will be turned into basedjak tonight!!!!! If you don't, Soot will come up behind you and grab your head and force you to drink a whole bottle of Onions YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Don't think this is a fake or you will wind up basedjaked like Markiplier.
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>CASE 1: Hungarian Black Souls spammer thought this post was stupid and didn't copy and paste. He was found turned into a wholesome basedjak wearing Nikocado's emotion shirt.
>Case 2: Manxlet posted it once but got tired and fell asleep, he was never found, he was turned into a GEM and was deleted by lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha with the old booru and never got recovered.
>Case 3: Yonkers. He posted this to only 5 people... big mistake. That night his light flickered off and he saw a seething tranny basedjak with a knife and Transjak cut of his penis, but (s)he lived!
>Case 4: Canadian Aryan Otakuteen got scared and posted this in ten discord groups and survived, then he got a hot girlfriend (male) the next week and found a 20 dollar bill on the ground from good luck.
>1-5 People: You're going to be turned into BASEDJAK
>5-10 people: You will get heckin' scared by a bone-chilling Junji Ito Basedjak, but not die, but it will be heckin' scary!
>10 or more ppl: u are safe from Basedjak, the Sharty will see you as one of their own!
