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Messing with me? HUGE MISTAKE

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 14:47:03 No.14344539 View View Reply Original Report

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Me:
>6’9”
>shredded
>black belt
>I kill who I please
>I shoplift as I please
>I shart where I please

I went to the store and some nigger asked can I help you? I jumped into the air and kicked them in the chest with both feet at the same time then landed perfectly on both feet. They tried to call the police and I immediately sprayed sharticles in their face, shoplifted a snickers bar and left.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 14:48:28 No.14344540 Report

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>>14344539
I believe it Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 14:48:43 No.14344541 Report

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>>14344539
How big are your poops?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 15:01:22 No.14344542 Report

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>>14344539
Sounds like you need to shop in the based department, if you catch my drift

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 15:12:24 No.14344543 Report

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>>14344539
what size are your slippers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 15:15:01 No.14344544 Report

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pffft loser
you'll never be a chad with your little kid karate belt. why don't you be more like me?
>5'2
Height just makes you a bigger target
>beer gut Popeye arm build
skip leg day cause leg day is for pussy who rely on speed. the beer gut is ideal for keeping my weight close to the ground and adding more power to my punches. most never survive.
>master of capoeira
I learned and trained from playing Tekken 3. a based game. I can leave you shitting and crying
>I cartwheel where I please
>I tip who I please
>I open doors for whomever I please

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 15:22:42 No.14344545 Report

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>>14344540
vaxx or the sudden loss of air he received from running full force in the bar? He seems disoriented with shaky hands after the first attempt. Doesn't seem natural at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 15:24:11 No.14344546 Report

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>>14344544
>>14344539

pshhhh you guys are nothing - be more like me
>18 ft long - don’t need leg day- or even a gym, as I have no arms no legs
> +300lbs of crushing muscle mass
> eat anything I fucking want, alligator, deer, women, small children, and retards
> enjoy going for a swim
> willing to sit around and do nothing for months at a time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 15:26:19 No.14344547 Report

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>>14344539
>They tried to call the police and I immediately sprayed sharticles in their face,
Holy fucking based, you savage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 15:35:00 No.14344548 Report

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>>14344545
it was the vaxx
totally

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jan 2022 15:39:40 No.14344549 Report

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>>14344539
Manlet wizard here I belive you

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