>>14361644I worked as an electrician for four years in a company that had good insurance before I malingered my way into long-term disability. Now I just see a doctor once a month who tells me he doesn't know what's wrong with me, and occasionally I answer phonecalls from the insurance company and tell them I'm feeling really sick. The best part is that all the assholes I used to work with are still paying into their insurance while I get monthly payouts on their dime.
On the other hand, I'm an alcoholic now.