The arume have invaded earth. You are with the resistance now, and must work with your team to defeat them. This game’s outcome will be based off of how effective your rolls are, and how smart you can be. Rolls are calculated by the two last digits of your post. If the two last digits of your post is 71, then your actual roll would be 17 since we flip the two numbers. The higher the roll the higher the chances of your post being successful. Dubs is considered the highest roll however, and if you waste your dubs you can store it in a dubs bank, but you can only store one dubs at a time. Trips, quads and so on, will be the have the same exact effect as dubs, to avoid being too OP. The rolls are dependant on the situation though. For example if you are facing an army of arume up front with no cover. a 98 or dubs is not going to save you. So be smart with your actions. This is the same for the lower rolls. So they won’t be counted for menial actions. If you are talking to another player in the game then your roll will have no effect, they only have effect when you are talking with an npc. If you die in the game you cannot respawn till next thread, and you will have to choose a new character to play with and start over. This is so you don’t do stupid shit. If you’re new to these threads then i suggest going to the links below so you can get caught up on the story.
Master
Master
Red is the location of the resistance base. Green is where bill is. More information will be added in later threads, should you uncover anything. Your starting equipment will be determined by your first roll in this thread, so make it count. Each anon will start in the resistance base for this thread.
Master
Master
Arthas Menethil
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 22:01:28 No. 1438616 Report >>1438538 >Enjoy my nightmare Master
>>1438597 you are currently in a small vehicle, one for transporting prisoners, however you are the only prisoner there, you also lost all your equipment
Jack Ward
>>1438538 >wake up, suprisingly not having overslept. again. Anonymous
Corporal Toucan
>>1438538 >Dream about slapping that nurse's ass Dan Quake
>>1438538 >he is giving yuki the key >he almost forgets to give her the blue syringe too Master
>>1438616 you wake up in the tank. foster is driving and your head is on aki's lap.
>>1438621 you are currently at the texas resistance base, you should take your time to get familiar with the place
>>1438625 the truck suddenly comes to a stop, it looks like something is blocking the road, it is an arume transport truck. two arume go out to see what it is. as they inspect the transport vehicle that is blocking your vehicle. the two get shot.
>>1438641 14
you slap it but it turns into a black man
>>1438669 you giver her they key
"shit we were too late, they already attacked them... we can't do much now..."
>after she takes a look at the vial "hmm this blue vial looks familiar..."
she puts it in a strange machine.
"oh yes this was an experiment that we were working on... we took human women, and this drug was to make them lose their memories and believe that they were arume. we had a machine to fill in new memories for that... but it was a failure..."
Corporal Toucan
>>1438701 >Toucan tries to wake up from his horrible nightmare Arthas Menethil
>>1438701 >BREAK MY WAY OUT AND RUN THE HELL OUTTA THERE Jack Ward
>>1438701 >I take a look around the area, see if there would be any equipment nearby (weapon roll is go)
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 22:11:01 No. 1438732 Report >>1438701 >I couldn't enjoy my nightmare "Huh, what happened?"
Dan Quake
>>1438701 >he looks over and glares at yuki Now, I found out that you told aki that I was the masked man.
>he clenches his fist Why did you do that? Now I can't trust you anymore.
Master
>>1438712 the arume prisoner is watching you.
in the truck you see that willhelm is driving
willhelm: "we'll follow the tank for now... i don't know how long we can run for"
>>1438717 71
they kill the other arume in the truck with ease. you don't break out but they let you out. it is the 7 soldiers that were sent on the mission by jeremy.
"arthas? is there no one else in here?" a soldier says
>>1438731 13
you get a pistol,
the area is a pretty big place. it looks like it might be underground.
>>1438732 bill: "the base is gone... my shop is gone... we lost many soldiers too. are you alright?"
>>1438739 93
"hmm... because i don't know... i thought it was funny"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 22:15:53 No. 1438784 Report >>1438770 >He sits up "How many did we lose, do we know?"
>He has a serious look on his face Arthas Menethil
>>1438770 >Hide the fuck out and fool them so that they think there's no one in the truck.Don't make a sound Dan Quake
>>1438770 Thanks to your little joke, I have to get out of here. If they send me into combat, and the resistance isn't attacking me, they'll think I'm one of them.
>he walks out of yuki's room >he looks around for a way to the exit Corporal Toucan
>>1438770 "Willhem, where are we going... and how long till we get there?"
>Toucan tries to stretch out a bit Jack Ward
>>1438770 "Eh, it'll do, not like they'd have a gatling gun anyway"
>I explore the area and find where the caffine would be, at top priority. Master
>>1438784 aki: "i don't know if the 7 we sent out are still alive. but we lost about 7 or 8 men not including the ones on the mission... we are going to have to get to texas and join that resistance... that's where i came from, i came here to help this area but we lost it..."
>>1438798 there is nowhere for you to hide
"arthas why are you hiding in the corner?"
>>1438800 dubs
she follows you
"don't be a fool! they will shoot at you! they told me! but fine if you want to escape then go ahead... go take the science airship, but i strongly advise against it... also kyko wants to see you now."
>>1438806 "i'm just following aki at the moment, but if i were to guess we are probably going back to texas"
>>1438809 there is a cafeteria
Corporal Toucan
>>1438890 "Texas? What's in Texas? Or is it just a fall back plan?"
>Toucan inspects the arume prisoner while he says this Jack Ward
Arthas Menethil
>>1438890 None of this ever happened and i'm dead you hear me?
>Leaves Dan Quake
>>1438890 >he nods and walks to kyoko's room >he enters and says Hey, you called for me?
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 22:27:42 No. 1438937 Report >>1438890 "Seven or eight..."
>He looks at his hands "...and I was just taking a nap..."
>He punches to side of the tank "FUCK!"
Jim Black
Master
>>1438911 willhelm: "it is where the resistance started, the arume haven't had there hands on it yet."
dubs
prisoner blushes
prisoner: "w-what are you doing?"
>>1438915 51
the tea is alright
>>1438927 you are still in the truck and they never rescued you
>>1438929 92
you walk in to a room full of generals and high ranking officers
kyko looks at you and looks down
kyko: "dan you're here..."
general alice: "it's about time we've been waiting"
kyoko: "we planned on finishing the resistance, but a few of them are in vehicles driving away, and our airship is too slow to catch them..."
>>1438937 73
aki comforts you "it's alright, you did your best"
>>1438955 dubs you get a sniper, or shotgun, or assault rifle, along with some good armor, and a flash bang, and a grenade
Arthas Menethil
>>1438989 >Listen to everything they are talking because every information is useful Corporal Toucan
>>1438989 "Hmmmmmmm?"
>Toucan is humored by the prisoner's reaction >He gets up and sits down next to her to see what her reaction will be Dan Quake
>>1438989 >he feels a bit torn between two sides >he thinks that this would be a great opportunity for him to escape >but, he doesn't want to leave kyoko alone for some reason >he says in a calm, stoic way So, what do you want me to do about this?
Jack Ward
>>1438989 >I drink the tea, waiting for other Jim Black
>>1438989 >Sniper Rifle >Walk around and try to find a silencer Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 22:36:15 No. 1439036 Report >>1438989 "If my best gets our men killed then it's not good enough. How long until we arrive at our destination in Texas?"
>He calms down Master
>>1438999 trips
"what do we do about the runaways?"
"an airship will most likely catch up to them."
"where are we taking the guy in the back?"
"the main airship, he should be killed soon enough."
>>1439020 02
she head buts you
"don't even think about getting close to me pervert."
dimitri back hands her
"you don't assault one of us ore else!"
she looks back at you with tears in her eyes
>>1439028 alice: "go on tell him kyoko! you were all angry and loud before! now when he's here you are all quiet? hmm that's interesting..."
kyko: "stop it alice... dan we need you to take the fastest airship and shoot them down... if you do this we'll allow you to be promoted to captain and you'll get your own squad."
>>1439030 03
a higher rank soldier walks up to you
"how is the tea?"
>>1439031 13
you don't find any but you can ask someone at the armory.
>>1439036 "at this rate we'll have to stop and fill gas after a few hours, then we'll probably have to find somewhere to rest... so probably... so about two days..."
Jack Ward
>>1439104 "It's fine, sir."
>I think for a moment "By channce do you know where the others are?"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 22:44:42 No. 1439129 Report >>1439104 >He leans his head back "We got some breathing time then. I'm gonna try to get some shut eye."
Arthas Menethil
>>1439104 >Try to make an Sharp and overheatable object from what i can find.Try to Make it loose the handcuffs so i can break it when the time is right Dan Quake
>>1439104 >he nods Yeah, on it.
>he thinks for a moment to himself She was angry and loud, before I came along? Weird.
>he looks at kyoko Jim Black
>>1439104 >Ask around and while I'm at it try to discover any extra info Corporal Toucan
>>1439104 >Since the prisoner is an arume, and arume are biologically like human women, the headbut didn't hurt much "Hey, Dimitri, I've got this under control. Besides, she's our guest here, and we should mistreat our guests."
>Toucan turns to the prisoner and touches where Dimitri hit her "Does it hurt much?"
Corporal Toucan
Quoted By:
>>1439154 shouldn't mistreat our guest*
kek
Master
>>1439121 "oh it's fine huh? HOW ABOUT GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOME WORK! WE ALREADY LOST LOUISANA! AND NOW YOUR SITTING HERE DRINKING TEA LIKE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!" he yells really loud for everyone to hear
>>1439129 you get some sleep
>>1439132 you find a small piece of shrapnel still in your skin
>>1439140 04
both your eyes meet, kyoko looks down
alice: "very interesting."
>>1439141 a high ranking officer comes up to you "no time for questions my friend, we've received info that there are some soldiers coming in from lousiana, go find jackward and find squad 4, you guys will help them once because they are probably going to be chased. you'll take our fastest ship... good luck soldier"
he shakes your hand
>>1439154 45
she chokes up while she speaks "n-no"
Arthas Menethil
>>1439192 >Pick it up and try to make it overheat my handcuffs but not too much to break them just to loose them Master
>>1439197 79
these cuffs are too tight. these arume have very good hand cuffs. try harder
Arthas Menethil
Master
>>1439218 81 they loosen up a bit
Corporal Toucan
>>1439192 >There isn't much toucan can do about the slap, so he changes the subject to distract her from the pain "You never told us your name. You do have a name, don't you?"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 22:54:06 No. 1439235 Report >>1439192 >Wake up "That hit the spot."
Jack Ward
>>1439192 "Well, I've had no orders, I've yet to see any arune today, and I'd probably get killed by you lot if I went on my own."
>I take another sip of my tea, put the cup down, and stand up "So then, any missions?"
Jim Black
>>1439192 >Go and find Jack Dan Quake
>>1439192 >he looks at alice Hey, you guys sending me or what?
Arthas Menethil
Master
>>1439226 62
she keeps choking up as she speaks
"m-my n-name is rei. what's y-yours?"
>>1439235 foster: "i wonder who the mole was..."
>>1439239 refer to this
>>1439240 you find him
>>1439241 14
alice: "just go already."
you go up to a smaller than usual airship this is probably to make up for speed.
there are 3 arume with you.
"do you wanna fly or be on the turret?"
15
they see you've awoken
"stop fiddling!"
the cuffs will take one more good roll
Jim Black
>>1439239 "Yo,Jack we got a mission meet me in vehicle bay with squad four."
Master
Arthas Menethil
>>1439271 >Try again and this time with dubs Master
>>1439278 87
they loosen enough to do some damage. they are still trapped but you can sort of fight now.
Jack Ward
>>1439272 "Okay Jim, lets go."
>I head to the vehicle bay Corporal Toucan
>>1439271 "Aw, Rei is a cute name. My name's Stephen Toucan, but everyone just calls me Toucan."
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 23:00:20 No. 1439300 Report >>1439271 "Yeah, when we get to Texas we need to round up our men. I'll find out for us..."
>He clenches his fist >To Aki "You think you could round them up when we arrive? The ones that aren't over at Bills', that is."
Dan Quake
>>1439271 I'll be on the turret.
>he gets on the turret Arthas Menethil
>>1439286 >Wait for an opening Master
>>1439293 >>1439274 "finally you to took your sweet ass time getting here. i'm sgt john. this is..." he gives everyone else's names, there are five men including john.
"we stole this baby off of the arume, it's fast as hell. we are going to meet the other airhships in battle..."
Jack Ward
>>1439314 "Huh, pretty neat, I wonder what kind of tech is hidden in there..."
Jim Black
>>1439314 "Alright.What gear should we pack?"
Master
>>1439297 79
"toucan? what a funny name..." she stops crying a little. "i want to go home" she says stubbornly
>>1439300 saved dubs
"we can. it might be that nurse that dan likes... they even took her alive, but who knows..."
>>1439308 alright you we'll fast forward.
"hey i think i see them in the distance. there's two of them... dan hit em before they notice us..."
>>1439311 the truck stops by an airship
"alright we'll take this up to the mothership..."
they open the door. only one goes in to get you.
dubs so extra luck in executing your next action
>>1439330 john: "i don't know. i'm just a soldier."
>>1439333 "we have all the gear here."
he gives both of you special combat boots and gloves, along with smgs
Arthas Menethil
>>1439362 >Take the Gun out of the commander of them and keep her hostage BACK OFF OR HER BRAINS EXPLODE
>Try to be in a place where they can't corner me Jim Black
Quoted By:
>>1439362 "Good enough for me.Let's get a move on!"
Master
>>1439387 87
you take that shit.
one of the arume says "alright alright, calm down. you're outnumbered right now. let her go, because you can't get out of here alive"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 23:11:28 No. 1439411 Report >>1439362 "Good point. It could be one of the guys over at Bills', so maybe we shouldn't do that... This fucking sucks."
Corporal Toucan
>>1439362 >Toucan frowns "Sorry Rei, that's not possible as long as this war keeps up. We can't let you join the ranks of the arumes again just to have you join back into the fight. Besides, you might shoot me again if that happens, and that wouldn't be good."
Jack Ward
>>1439362 "Alright, let's get ready to kick alien ass!"
Arthas Menethil
>>1439403 Do you think i don't know that? That's right and i don't care you can try and shoot me but know that atleast 3 of you will die before you do that
Now BACK OFF Before i Blow this one brains
>Try to take any grenades if she has some Anonymous
>>1439362 >he purposely tries to miss and aims at the trees >he hopes that they don't notice that he intended to miss >he calls the resistance on radio: Hey, guys, get out of there. You're being followed by an airship that is firing at you!
Master
>>1439411 another dubs
you notice dans airship
foster: "holy... shit... THERES A FUCKING AIRSHIP AFTER US!" he starts to drive very fast
>>1439412 21 she throws a tantrum
"what! that's so dumb!" as she's talking an explosion takes place behind you
"stop! i'm also arume!" they obviously can't hear her.
>>1439413 you and jim get on the airship. it will take some time to reach there. roll to see how long it takes
>>1439417 71
you take two of them
"fine what do you want then?"
>>1439422 dubs saved
you miss and they believe it. "shit! they know we're here now"
Jack Ward
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1439459 "They can't hear you! You're as good as dead to them, so you might as well help us, or at least be quiet!"
>Toucan loads his rifle Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 23:20:32 No. 1439487 Report >>1439459 "Fucking what?!"
>He clambers into the tanks gunners seat "Get in the loaders position Bill! We're gonna kill us some arume!"
*Adjusts eye patch*
Jim Black
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 23:21:35 No. 1439494 Report Quoted By:
Arthas Menethil
>>1439459 I Want you to back off and Run as fast as you can
Also Drop your Weapons on that Hill Kick them as far as you can and then get out of here
TIME IS RUNNING OUT AND MY FINGER IS SLOPPY
Anonymous
>>1439459 >he (((accidentally))) spills acid on the turret to corrode it >he puts away his acids and says to the arume on the ship Aw shit... hey guys? The turret's not working.
Dan Quake
Quoted By:
>>1439506 (forgot my name)
Master
>>1439481 she starts crying again
"i don't want to be with these people! please help me!"
>>1439487 78
you are ready to shoot.
you notice that there is another airship in the distance.
>>1439492 >>1439469 92 and 96
one more good roll to be there
>>1439496 69
"fuck me... we can't do that... just give her back and we'll forget all about this."
>>1439506 60
the turret stops working
"damn! take the wheel! i'll try to fix it!"
Jack Ward
>>1439527 (one more roll!)
Arthas Menethil
>>1439527 I'M THE ONE RUNNING THE SHOW HERE AND IF I WANT I CAN CAP YOU AND HER AT THE SAME TIME
YOU WANT ALL OF US TO BE HAPPY AND ALIVE DON'T YOU? NOW BACK OFF BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I'LL REGRET
Jim Black
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1439527 "I can't help you now, can't you see we're under attack? They'll kill you too!"
>Toucan checks all his other equipment Master
>>1439532 >>1439540 one more mediocre roll
>>1439536 63
"alright we're going"
they do it.
the arume you're holding speaks
"w-what are you gonna do to me now?"
>>1439563 36
you have an assault rifle
Dan Quake
>>1439527 >he goes to the steering wheel >he grabs the wheel and looks at the resistance up ahead, he sees them aiming at the ship >he thinks to himself Shit, I gotta do something fast.
>without anyone looking, he smashes the control panel >he cleans the cuts and scrapes off of his hand after smashing it Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 23:30:01 No. 1439576 Report >>1439527 "We got another one coming! Don't worry I'll finish this first one!"
>Line up the shot >Plant a tank shell into the first arume airship Jack Ward
>>1439570 (roll for the thing!)
Arthas Menethil
>>1439570 Things not even god wants to know
>Gag her and tie her Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1439570 >Toucan can't do shit right now >Calmly wait Jim Black
Master
>>1439574 47
the control panel is to well made, you hurt your hand and at the same time tilt the ship to dodge this
>>1439576 another ship approaches
"it's about time you got here!"
>>1439592 she is tied up
"w-wait please!"
>>1439607 you see another ship is approaching
willhelm: "take the wheel toucan!"
he takes out his sniper
>>1439583 you guys finally arrive
john: "alright now these boots and gloves are made for being able to stick to the outside of the airship! it's arume tech! tense your hand or feet muscles if you want to stick! go go go"
Arthas Menethil
>>1439685 What Is it?
>Grab her and walk torwards some place where i can build a campfire Jack Ward
>>1439685 >Following orders, I jump to the airship, SMG strapped to my back Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1439685 >Toucan grabs the wheel from willhelm and asks "You got anti-material rounds in that?"
Dan Quake
>>1439685 >he tilts the ship sharply >not only was this to dodge the shot, but to further delay the arume from fixing the turret >he gets out of the pilot chair and kicks the control panel to pieces Jim Black
>>1439685 >Leap to the ship and tense up Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 23:47:47 No. 1439735 Report >>1439685 "One of them is swerving. Load another shell Bill! Make it HE!"
>Line up the shot on the reinforcing ship while Bill is loading Master
>>1439691 "you can't leave me here! who knows when they'll come back!"
>>1439696 you jump on one and stick they can hear you on the roof
>>1439700 dubs
"i sure do... WHAT THE FUCK! IS THAT A MAN ON ONE OF THEM?"
the one other ship without dan fires, roll above 20 to dodge
>>1439714 41
the control panel is getting kinda fucked up. also the turret is delayed
"dan hold still!"
>>1439720 02
you start sliding off. jack can save you
>>1439735 53 ready to shoot
bill: "haha, i remember times like these in nam!"
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1439746 >Toucan tries to swerve to avoid the shot Arthas Menethil
>>1439746 That's right that's why you're coming with me
>Gag her and put her on my shoulders then find a place where i can build a campfire Jim Black
>>1439746 >Try to stick on till Jack comes. Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sat 15 Jul 2017 23:51:06 No. 1439771 Report >>1439746 >Pop that round out "But you didn't have tanks like this Nam, did ya Old Man!"
Jack Ward
>>1439746 >I grab jim and pull him up "Not letting you go down."
Dan Quake
>>1439746 Sorry!
>he takes out a bottle of nitric acid >he ((unintentionally)) spills it on the control panel >he puts his bottle of acid away >he hopes no one noticed Master
>>1439755 dubs you avoid the shot.
willhelm: "nice one toucan! now hold still so i can get em good!"
he lines of the rifle.
roll to see how his shot goes
>>1439756 65
there is still an empty arume airship, or a cave if you prefer
>>1439767 76
you hang on then he grabs you. roll for your glove and boots to start working
>>1439782 28
you have a shitty grip on him.
>>1439771 "ha there were no tanks in nam! i just remember being with my fellow soldiers and and the thrill and adrenaline of it! makes me feel young again!"
>>1439784 it is destroyed and crashing down.
Arthas Menethil
>>1439809 >Enter the Cave and make a campfire >I Lay her down while still handcuffed but take off her gags So what's your name and what's your ranking in the army?
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1439809 (rolling for a good shot)
Jack Ward
>>1439809 >Atleast he isn't falling, I assist him up Jim Black
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 00:01:29 No. 1439849 Report >>1439809 >I watch where the shell goes Master
>>1439817 71
"my names fuck you, and my rank is kiss my ass..."
>>1439821 12 there is debris ahead and you had to go around, willhelm missed.
>>1439823 32
you help him up, but two arume come out and look for you.
>>1439839 93 it starts working again but now there are to arume out with you, but they don't see you
Master
>>1439849 94 it hits the ship
>>1439839 >>1439823 a shell also hit the ship and you are now rocked by it
Jack Ward
>>1439850 >rolling to see if I have the pistol from before the mission on me, if I do, shoot one Arthas Menethil
>>1439850 >Slap her In the face I could kill you in many painful ways that you don't even imagine
NOW WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND YOUR MILLITARY RANK?
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1439850 >Try to give Willhelm a straight path for a good shot Jim Black
>>1439850 >Readjust myself,sneak around them,and attempt to throw at least one of them off the ship. Master
>>1439867 76 you shoot one and injured her, she flies off
>>1439869 96
she gets scared
"m-my name is asuka, and i'm a private..."
>>1439881 18
a missile almost hits the car it swerves he misses
>>1439893 39
she sees you and shoots roll above 40 to dodge
Arthas Menethil
>>1439903 So Private What were your compatriots planning to do against me when we reached the Ship
I don't want to hurt you I Just want to know you better
>I Try to cook some Marshmallows i had in my pocket Master
>>1439912 "kill you... what else..."
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1439903 "You want me to take the sniper and I'll give you the wheel?"
>Toucan tries not to sound like an asshole Arthas Menethil
>>1439917 Ah how very noble
Do you want some?
>Offer her marshmallows Jack Ward
>>1439903 >I attempt to travel to above the cockpit, so that I may break in with style. Jim Black
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 00:10:09 No. 1439944 Report >>1439860 "Load another Bill, make it an AP round this time!"
>Take aim at the second ship again Master
>>1439921 "what? no!"
>>1439924 42
"w-what is it?"
>>1439930 >>1439934 the ship is going down thanks to
>>1439944 you guys have parachutes so you reach the ground safely
Arthas Menethil
>>1439957 It's good taste some
>Offer her again Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1439957 "Alright, alright"
>Toucan focuses on the road ahead Jack Ward
>>1439957 >I jump off the ship, and pull out the parachute, there are things I'd like to check out when it crashes, if they survive, that is. Master
>>1439968 she tastes some, her eyes widen up "this is good! what is it?"
>>1439972 rei: "man you are really bad at driving..."
willhelm: "tell me about it..."
Arthas Menethil
>>1439994 It's some food we humans ate before your kind fucked everything up
So why did you enter the army?
Master
>>1439988 dubs it crashes but is still intact
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 00:16:01 No. 1440014 Report >>1439957 *Adjusts eye patch*
"Boom."
>He leans back and stretches "That wasn't so difficult."
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1439994 >Toucan pretends he didn't hear them and continues driving Master
>>1440007 "whats with all these questions... they are going to find you anyway..."
she eats more
Jack Ward
>>1440011 >okay, it's down, the arume shouldn't have survived the fall, let's see what still works, high tech gear could help us win this war. Arthas Menethil
>>1440020 They can find you too But maybe in parts like a good riddle
So do you want that to happen or are you going to asnwer my questions?
Master
>>1440014 foster: "fuck me that was scary..."
bill: "man that was fun..."
>>1440016 61
she notices you are annoyed by that comment and giggles
>>1440026 there is nothing of importance inside.
>>1440029 92
"*sigh* i joined because... i don't know, i didn't have anything else... "
Arthas Menethil
>>1440066 See that wasn't so hard was it
Do you want some more?
>Offer her more marshmallows Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 00:22:54 No. 1440089 Report >>1440066 "Shit was crazy..."
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1440066 "Ay, shut up back there! Didn't I tell you to be quiet?"
Jack Ward
>>1440066 "Well, that's a shame, I guess atleast they'd have some ammo here"
>Rolling for finding ammo, if I find some I take it, afterwards in either situation, I go find any humans down here Master
>>1440078 87
she keeps eating them
"i'm going to sleep now... don't bother me."
>>1440089 98
aki sees your face light up and smiles.
>>1440097 79
"baka..."
>>1440112 21 no ammo and no humans
Arthas Menethil
>>1440145 C-Can you please Help me
>Rips my clothes off to impress her Im a bit hurt can you help me?
I wouldn't kill you in that hour if that's what you were thinking that was just for show
Now can you do it or not?
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1440145 "Goddamn rumes using their rume talk"
>Toucan rambles a bit Master
>>1440155 dubs
"f-fine" she is red while she is working one your wound
>>1440164 46
"arume you illiterate idiot..."
the rest of them men laugh
Arthas Menethil
>>1440187 Here bandage with my clothes
>Gives her my clothes i ripped off >Also Untie her Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1440187 >Toucan gives her the stink eye for a few seconds Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 00:32:31 No. 1440206 Report >>1440145 >To Aki "How much longer do you think it'll be till' we need to stop for the night?"
Master
>>1440198 she wraps you up
"you are brave un-tying me. or just stupid..."
>>1440205 50
she stops
"no need to get mad all the time..."
>>1440206 "we can stop here, man i'm tired."
you stop at an abandoned house, all of you.
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 00:37:44 No. 1440267 Report >>1440248 >Climb out of the tank >Help Aki out "This place looks... nice..."
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1440248 "I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not mad."
>Toucan is mad Arthas Menethil
>>1440248 Why would you do it
I Literally could have killed you or left you to die in the desert to be ravaged by carrions or wild beasts but i rescued and brought you back
Besides Killing me would be a waste
>Makes Chad face Besides i could find some uses for you
Jack Ward
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>>1440248 >I busy myself figurin out how to return to the base Master
>>1440267 "you look nice" she giggles
>>1440270 07
"you sound mad... did i make you mad? did i make the big soldier mad? hahahaha"
>>1440278 87
she smiles and tries to attack you. "you idiot!"
Arthas Menethil
>>1440298 >Unwrap myself >Stop her before she does it >Then tie her again Why all that devotion? They will kill you the moment they find you either way
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1440298 "So this is the thanks I get for dogging those missiles? Do you want me to get Dimitri over here again?"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 00:43:59 No. 1440555 Report >>1440298 >He smiles "Right back at ya."
>He winks >He realises he just looks like he's blinking >He looks sad now Master
>>1440546 64
she is tied up again
"how do you know?"
>>1440552 "n-no, i like you better!"
>>1440555 trips she laughs at that
"you're so funny, i'm glad your back to your old self"
Jim Black
>>1440298 >Search the wreckage for any survivors Arthas Menethil
>>1440591 I Like when you're angry makes you so cute
>Kiss her cheek Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1440591 >Toucan raises an eyebrow "What was that? I couldn't hear you."
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 00:50:02 No. 1440632 Report >>1440591 >He sheds a tear >(He'd shed more but he only has one eye) Master
>>1440596 69
there is one bloody arume left she is unconcious
>>1440607 she tries to bite your face, roll over 30 to dodge
>>1440620 02
as you guys exit the truck she kicks you in the nuts and tries to run.
>>1440632 foster: "are you crying?" he laughs
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1440655 >Toucan is on his knees in pain, he lets her run off >When he recovers, he goes to start a campfire Dan Quake
>>1440655 (rolls for health)
>he gets out of the crash >he coughs from all of the dust Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 00:55:50 No. 1440690 Report >>1440655 >He wipes the tear away *Adjusts eye patch*
"Don't know what you're on about..."
>He turns to Aki "So... We're all going to stay in that one house?"
Master
>>1440674 dimitri brings her back and ties her up
"you didn't even chase after me? that hurts..."
>>1440680 08
you are very badly fucked up. you lost half of your arm. after an hour a rescue team gets you and brings you back.
you are in the hospital barely alive.
>>1440690 "it's going to be a little cramped but it's the best we got"
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1440851 >Toucan doesn't look at her and gives her the cold shoulder Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 01:00:04 No. 1440874 Report >>1440851 >He raises an eyebrow "I don't mind cramped, so long as you're there..."
>He winks again >He realises, yet again, that he just looks like he's blinking >He sheds a tear Jim Black
>>1440851 >Pick up the arume and carry her,carefully Arthas Menethil
>>1440655 >Dodge Why do you try to fight? We both know you can't resist me i saw your face go red when i ripped off my clothes
Dan Quake
>>1440851 >he wakes up and pants in pain Ah shit that hurt.
>he looks over at his arm Man, I'm going to have to build another one.
Master
>>1440872 she keeps quiet
>>1440874 47
she blushes
you two go inside and get your own room.
she lays down and falls asleep
>>1440877 dubs you carry her to your preffered location
>>1440888 trips
"yeah! that was because! i was nervous!"
she turns more red
>>1440891 you see that there is a metal one already there
at your side is kyko sleeping.
Jim Black
>>1440930 >A wooded area outside the base.Patch her wounds and wait for her to wake up. Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 01:09:38 No. 1440965 Report >>1440930 > Lay down next to her and get some sleep Arthas Menethil
>>1440930 Ah cmon look at this beautiful face i could never bring myself to hurt that
You're such a nice spot for my sore eyes
I Really could never hurt your beautiful face
Master
>>1440945 sgt john comes to see you
"hey good job out ther... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AN ARUME THAT YOU BROUGHT?"
Dan Quake
>>1440930 >he sits up and rubs his head >he looks over at kyoko >he thinks to himself How long has she waited there?
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1440930 >Toucan warms up by the fire for a while and sits in silence >When he's all warmed up "You know, that really hurt. I'd appreciate it if you didn't do that again."
Master
>>1440965 you both sleep, and dream of greggs
>>1440966 dubs
her hear is beating so fast
"b-but you said all those thing to me... "
she is considering you.
>>1440969 96
she wakes up
"dan! you're up! i mean it's good that you've woken up... i know you tried your best out there, you came back like this after all..."
>>1440971 "i'm sorry... at training they always said to aim there for men..."
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 01:13:41 No. 1441008 Report >>1440995 >While he's asleep "Gimme that fuckin' sausage roll!"
Jim Black
>>1440967 "Yep.Waiting for her to wake up,sir."
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1440995 "Those bastards... Well, if you're being attacked by someone who isn't with us, you should aim there. Just don't do it to me again, okay?"
>Toucan pats her head awkwardly "I'm gonna go to sleep now."
Arthas Menethil
>>1440995 Sorry if that hurt you i would never do these things to you
It would be a very high crime destroying this beautiful body and angelical face of yours
I Think i would just let them kill me if i had no other choice or do it myself
Dan Quake
>>1440995 Yeah, sorry for failing.
>he laughs nervously Man, I'm hurting all over. Never felt this since I crashed on another ship.
Master
>>1441008 the sausage roll is all yours
>>1441010 01
sgt john kicks you in the gut "ARE YOU INSANE! SHE MIGHT HAVE A TRACKING DEVICE ON HER. YOU DON'T WANT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH AN ARUME..."
he remembers something from the past
"ITS TOO PAINFUL!!!!!"
>>1441021 12 everyone is already asleep... you are going to have to watch over the prisoner
>>1441024 42
"well i'm sorry for trying to bite your face off..."
>>1441028 82
"i'm glad you're alright... i mean! that it is good because you can keep working for us... how do you feel? any pain? i got that arm specially made for you... i mean! because i need you to be able to work more!" she smiles
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 01:21:13 No. 1441101 Report Arthas Menethil
>>1441088 Don't be if i were on your shoes i would do it too
>Hug her Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1441088 >Toucan looks around "Goddamnit guys... looks like I'm staying up"
Dan Quake
>>1441088 >he smiles and laughs I feel only a little pain. I'm fine. Thanks for the arm. Its good. Any work I can do now?
Jim Black
>>1441088 >Jim would hunch in pain "Sarge hold on a sec.I can fully explain what my plan of action was."
>He said coughing Master
>>1441101 you wake up late
>>1441105 50 she is slightly uncomfortable with male contact
>>1441106 60 you fell asleep but no one knew.
it is morning now
>>1441108 "just rest for now"
alice walks in
"dan... and... kyko. what a surprise... one of the new prisoners says she knows you..."
>>1441133 dubs
"ALRIGHT SOLDIER! IM SORRY! I GET EMOTIONAL SOMETIMES!"
HE CRYS
Arthas Menethil
>>1441142 >Kiss her cheek and her forehead >Look her Straight into the eyes Jim Black
>>1441142 "Well I was planning on interrogating her for information on supply lines and such.That and to figure out how an arume thinks."
Dan Quake
>>1441142 >he looks at alice with a funny face Oh? What's her name?
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 01:27:49 No. 1441179 Report >>1441142 "Woah! Shit! Where am I!"
Corporal Stephen Toucan
>>1441142 >Toucan yawns, then looks around "What are we ding today?"
Corporal Stephen Toucan
Master
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A (listen while reading)
>>1441158 85
she stays still
>>1441170 trips
"GOOD WORK SOLDIER! GOOD WORK! BUT WE NEED TO PUT HER IN THE EM POD SO WE CAN DEFUSE ANY TRACKING DEVICES. GO ON."
HE KEEPS CRYING
>>1441174 "uh i don't know... she was a nurse apparently..."
>>1441179 everyone is waiting on you outside. you go outside and see everyone waiting
>>1441186 68
aki: "now... we are proceeding on to texas."
ending the thread here! what will happen to arthas and asuka? how will the trip to texas go? what will jim black learn? what will dan do now that his lover is on the same ship as him? find out on the next episode of the NOOBVERSE!
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:YJN1360R Sun 16 Jul 2017 01:39:59 No. 1441306 Report Quoted By:
>>1441256 >Walk out with a confused look on my face "What we waiting for?"