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>of all the creative ways people can die
>drowns himself
OP what you are gonna want to do is simple. Find one of those mall fountains that has a spike on the top, position yourself ontop of the highest floor and jump down. You don't have to hit the spike exactly but bonus points if you do.
Before you do that though, load your clothing with various coins and then plummet to your doom.
>pic related, almost perfect
