I WILL eat ze bugs: they are cheaper than normal protein
I WILL marry and impregnate a trans woman: it's better than relationship with a real woman
I WILL wear ze mask: my acne won't go away
I WILL stay home and support all lockdowns: i'm an incel nolifer anyway
I WILL live in a pod (with hot latina women)
I WILL give pubery blockers to my children: they will grow up to be 7 feet tall giants
I WILL protest and riot in defence of criminals: it's fun and you can burn shit down and rob stores
I WILL embrace the cashless system: a plastic card with which you can pay anywhere is more convenient
I WILL not question government or it's policies: it doesn't change anything if i do
I WILL not look up statistics: many of them are quite depressing so i better off not knowing
I WILL own nothing: it means i won't have any debts to pay off
I WILL accept the new normal
And I WILL be happy